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‘Modern-day Robin Hood' gave away $3K in free drinks at IHOP

A Brooklyn waiter was arrested for stealing from the rich and giving to the poor — after he allegedly handed out $3,000 in free drinks to customers at an IHOP restaurant in what he claims was a purely altruistic act.

“I am the modern-day Robin Hood,” William Powell, 27, told cops after he was busted for giving away free beverages at the Downtown Brooklyn IHOP where he worked.

“I am not stealing, I am serving the ones in need. I take from the rich and give to the poor.”

Matters of the State belong to the State, and the unwashed masses had better tend to their own beets.

Comrade Powell is wasting precious time & effort working for IHOP. A truely progressive and effective re-distributionist must seek work at a large bank.

Captain Craptek wrote:Comrade Powell is wasting precious time & effort working for IHOP. A truely progressive and effective re-distributionist must seek work at a large bank.

Bad criminals get caught
Good criminals get away
Better criminals get elected

What's the only difference between the government and the mafia?
The mafia calls it's bill collector "Big Louie"
The government calls it's bill collector "IRS"