The People's Cube - Political Satire

Many members of collective are aware male Kulaks and party workers do not all look same, as is case with Tsarinas versus fat woman with sturdy hips who make many children for Party.

Even comrade Charlize Theron treated differently when she look differently, as in attached photo.

Even korrekt opinions of some smartsky types know lookism is problem in Amerikka:

No One Wants to Admit They're Ugly, Which Makes It Hard to Fight Beauty Bias

Comrades, this is problem. It is not fair for hotsky peoples to get better treatment and more sexsky intercourses from others. Hotness and looks must be redistributed from the smokin' hot, according to her beauties, to the plainsky, according to her needs.

Or should hot peoples be distributed among proletariat? Please vote to express you opinion to Politburo.

All peoples get to spend night with comrade Charlize Theron

Comrade Charlize would be well advised to volunteer for such an important mission, putting her, shall we say, "money" where her mouth is.

But fulfilling such an obligation would put too much stress on this progressive comrade, taking her time away from uttering various progressive statements. I propose that her duties should be fairly shared by such other hot female comrades who serve as role models for our youth, such as Scarlett Johansson, Gwynneth Paltrow, Jennifer Aniston, Susan Sarandon, Jessica Alba, and some others.

Those in favor say aye!

It looks like the Kollective is demanding sex quotas. How about altering people's minds and changing what they think beauty is as well? I mean, both all 47 genders are equal right?

Red Square wrote:

All peoples get to spend night with comrade Charlize Theron

Comrade Charlize would be well advised to volunteer for such an important mission, putting her, shall we say, "money" where her mouth is.

But fulfilling such an obligation would put too much stress on this progressive comrade, taking her time away from uttering various progressive statements. I propose that her duties should be fairly shared by such other hot female comrades who serve as role models for our youth, such as Scarlett Johansson, Gwynneth Paltrow, Jennifer Aniston, Susan Sarandon, Jessica Alba, and some others.

Those in favor say aye!

Add Eartha Kitt, Greta Garbo, and Katharine Hepburn to that list and you've got an enthusiastic AYE from me!

Celebrate Uglo-Amerikan Day.
Uglo-Amerikan Lives Matter!
Feed The Ugly!

The Collective™ must take into account the personal tastes of our multicultural brethren. Those that emulate Islam's prophet Qathem Ibn Kalib (The Son of Dogs) like their womyn white, fat and big (A hadith's deliciously juicy description of Muhammad's wife Zaynab bint Jash). The Collective™ should preemptively establish fattening farms for white womyn in the event there might be is a shortage of a desirable commodity within the Mooslic community. The last thing Amerika needs at this moment in history is to create a climate that leads to violence.