He'll have to try harder if he's playing "Cubeman™"! .
3/27/2016, 12:10 pm
Comrade Putout
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Even a Bernie Sander's rally can't cheer up Ben! .
(Look at these effing losers!) .
3/27/2016, 1:12 pm
Comrade Putout
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3/27/2016, 3:52 pm
Red Walrus
Ringside table Batman? Uh just looking thanks. I'll stand at the bar. I shouldn't wish to attract attention due to my terrible lonliness.
3/27/2016, 6:59 pm
Dedhedvedev
The Sound of Silence
3/27/2016, 8:05 pm
Comrade Putout
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3/28/2016, 12:07 pm
Comrade Putout
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3/28/2016, 2:09 pm
Ivan the Stakhanovets
Faster than cabbage through the digestive tract
Stronger than his own tractor
More powerful than a bad idea turned into Executive Order!
Role Model to Party Youth, creator of tingling desire in personal places of womynfolks, and maintainer of the People's Tractor!
3/28/2016, 11:54 pm
Comrade Putout
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They may not want him but you might... .
3/29/2016, 1:23 am
Comrade Biffinaditch
3/30/2016, 8:44 pm
Comrade Biffinaditch
4/1/2016, 5:12 pm
Captain Craptek
4/1/2016, 6:16 pm
Comrade Stierlitz
Comrade Putout wrote:.
Even a Bernie Sander's rally can't cheer up Ben! .
(Look at these effing losers!) .
No, that's an "Aw man, I left the stove on" face. But you can tell the guy to the left of him has definitely pitched a tent.
4/15/2016, 2:28 pm
Pamalinsky
Before Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez split, the press called the two "Benifer".
After he hooked up with Jennifer Garner I, of course, was interested in the new name the press would give them. I didn't see one but I came up with the inevitable “Jenaffleck”.
(It helps to say it out loud to get the true meaning.)
Thing is, today's definition of words is the exact opposite of what they originally meant. So, Crapout actually means um, er, Pissin'?
4/15/2016, 5:22 pm
Red Square
Dear Pam -
As a student of the kapitalist English tongue, I have learned that CRAP OUT doesn't mean what you think it means.
TO CRAP OUT: to quit playing craps. Example: To lose on a roll of dice when playing craps and leave the game.
Therefore, the exact opposite of CRAP OUT would be to keep playing while wearing an awareness ribbon to raise awareness about the unfairness of the game and to advocate for a government program to subsidise the underprivileged players (losers) at the expense of the more privileged (winners).
We have long advocated that the government should regulate gambling by mandating the use of the Fair Share Dice of Equality:
And these are the People's Dice of Equality, government edition:
4/16/2016, 9:20 am
Comrade Stierlitz
Red Square wrote:Dear Pam -
As a student of the kapitalist English tongue, I have learned that CRAP OUT doesn't mean what you think it means.
TO CRAP OUT: to quit playing craps. Example: To lose on a roll of dice when playing craps and leave the game.
Therefore, the exact opposite of CRAP OUT would be to keep playing while wearing an awareness ribbon to raise awareness about the unfairness of the game and to advocate for a government program to subsidise the underprivileged players (losers) at the expense of the more privileged (winners).
We have long advocated that the government should regulate gambling by mandating the use of the Fair Share Dice of Equality:
And these are the People's Dice of Equality, government edition:
[OFF]
Great dice, little bit difficult to glue, especially with the limp printer paper. Probably should've used cardstock or oak tag but I don't have any around.
With the 2" square sides and the fact that they're paper it's more of a throw across the table than a roll. Still, it was an enjoyable waste of an hour or so.
4/16/2016, 1:43 pm
Comrade Putout
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I don't know if it was my lucky dice or Ivan's lucky gambling hat but I always made my point - six!
