NEWSPEAK™, the official language of the European Union of Korrektified German Vassal States (and the future official language of the USA), is often misunderstood: the main goal of this language is not to create 'new language', but rather to reduce the number of words that might be used to criticise the government.
This week's re-education class will therefore be about the deletion of the words "Illegal Alien" and "Alien" from Oldspeak ™ (also known as "English").
[The Policy and Standards Division of the Library of Congress] concluded that the meaning of Aliens is often misunderstood and should be revised to Noncitizens, and that the phrase illegal aliens has become pejorative,” the Library explained in its Executive Summary about the changes.
They based their proposal on an already perfectly Korrektified Socialist state: Greece (also known as "the land of milk and honey", where all the peasants and workers are perfectly happy, as long as the next German welfare check arrives in time to pay for the retsina wine!):
Terms such as “illegal immigration” and “illegal immigrant”, referring to fellow human beings, go against the social and legal culture of the country, devalue and degrade people and create an environment encouraging racist ideologies and behaviors.
This is a great step towards the final completion of the NEWSPEAK ™ dictionary!
DELETED WORD: ILLEGAL
Indead, it is racist, bourgeois and capitalistic to use the term "illegal" to describe something as not-legal.
Nothing is 'illegal' as long as it does not go against the interests of the Glorious Party.
For example: mass immigration is the party's main goal, so "illegal alien" is an absurd concept.
Rather we should say: LEGALLY IMPAIRED / DISABLED instead of ILLEGAL, or "FOLLOWING OTHER LEGAL VALUES".
Examples:
Selling organs on the black market is illegal.
Selling organs on the black market to support the People's Cube makes you "LEGALLY IMPAIRED".
DELETED WORD: ALIEN
The word ALIEN can henceforth only be used to describe lifeforms from another world that enter your community to shred you to pieces and use your bodies to reproduce, like the examples below:
Yours in thought control,
Minitrue
4/12/2016, 9:12 pm
Red Square
Minitrue wrote:
Examples:
Selling organs on the black market is illegal.
Selling organs on the black market to support the People's Cube makes you "LEGALLY IMPAIRED".
That presumably doesn't apply to selling copies of this glorious Party Organ.
Unless, of course, a comrade volunteers as a Party organ donor.
Few out there want me to be banned, but I'll risk it anyway.
If my kids will ask; Dad, how many Aliens possibly live in the Universe?
What my answer should be?
Kids, they are possibly billions and billions South of Texan Border live out there?
Or, Universe is an unchartered territory, go to bed right now!
4/13/2016, 2:18 am
Comrade Biffinaditch
4/13/2016, 2:43 am
Comrade Stierlitz
droid1 wrote:Few out there want me to be banned, but I'll risk it anyway.
If my kids will ask; Dad, how many Aliens possibly live in the Universe?
What my answer should be?
Kids, they are possibly billions and billions South of Texan Border live out there?
Or, Universe is an unchartered territory, go to bed right now!
Just explain to them that all Muslims and Mexicans are aliens and that they should let the aliens anal probe them.
4/13/2016, 8:02 am
Ivan Betinov
Perhaps we should now refer to them as probe-ationary residents?
4/13/2016, 10:22 am
Ivan the Stakhanovets
Comrade Ivan, check your jar-ist priveledge, "resident" is exclusionary and marginalizes our new comrades who come here as an act of love, to do things Amerikkans won't do.
NEW YORK - As she stumped Wednesday in the shadow of Ellis Island, aides said Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton will pledge to create a federal office to coordinate the integration of immigrants, refugees, and their families.
Expect an even broader definition of "protected behavior."
In the European Union we have many agencies and NGO's dealing with immigrant affairs. They have been "affairing" immigrants since the seventies, and boy did they succed in integrating these poor refugees! All glory to the party comrades! A small anthology:
