4/20/2016, 4:44 pm
In the spirit of current developments regarding all kinds of privileges, the People's Cube Management is introducing new rules:
Upon entering, every comrade must check his, her, or its privilege at the Privilege Check Room. You will always be able to claim it back upon exit. All you have to do is submit the following paperwork:
- filled-out Privilege Survey (Guilt Quiz)
- detailed ethnic analysis from Ancestry DNA
- proof that you have self-identified with your current gender for at least 6 months prior to submission
- proof of original gender you were born into (be prepared for visual inspection)
- proof that you were in possession of claimed privilege prior to checking (a notarized written statement, three references from Party members in good standing, and photographic evidence if any)
- proof of degree from a Party-approved educational establishment
- proof of income
- proof of address
- proof of Party affiliation
- a government-issued ID
- claim ticket bearing a clear stamp and signature of your interviewing officer
All submissions must be filled out in #4 red pencil and #2 plain pencil, in triplicate. The paperwork not filled out with proper pencils in required areas will not be accepted.
These are the rules. Everybody should know them before entering, so don't complain you didn't know them when you are denied your checked privilege. Comrades who examine the rules more thoroughly than others and use them to their advantage will be able to obtain additional privileges that formerly belonged to those comrades who neglected to read the rules. This is fair game because these are the rules, we are making them known, and it's your responsibility to read them.
If you're in a hurry, we encourage you to use our Self-Service Privilege Check. In that case, be prepared never to see your privilege again. All lost and/or unclaimed privileges will be distributed among our more needy comrades.
Any remaining lost and/or unclaimed privileges will be placed for sale at our Pre-Owned Privileges Counter (to the left of the Privilege Check Room). If you fail to get back your previously checked privilege, you can later purchase it (or similar items) according to our sliding scale. The proceeds will be used to pay for the Privilege Check Room and Pre-Owned Privileges Counter maintenance, with the remainder going to support the international "Check Your Privilege" movement at home and overseas.
Our friendly Privilege Checker, Melissa, will be happy to assist you to each according to your need.
Management
P.S. Click here to prepare for your Privilege Survey (Guilt Quiz)
