The People's Cube - Political Satire

Hillary Clinton isn't picking Elizabeth Warren for vice president. Here's why.

Hillary Clinton is discriminating against Indian-Americans (and Elizabeth Warren) who do not "publicly endorse" her.

Her Thighness is acting like a high-school girl excluding the plainly dressed girl from the "cool kids" lunch table.

With a double dose of estrogen on the ticket, victory is guaranteed, but then so would having Bill Jefferson (BJ) Clinton who already has experience in the Oval Office were he to serve as VP.

Granted, the Hillary victory has already been bought and paid for, so whoever is chosen is only along for the ride.

Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:With a double dose of estrogen on the ticket

I don't think so, Comrade. Hillary has "dried up" if you know what I mean.

"Granted, the Hillary victory has already been bought and paid for"

Yes, and with foreign money! A stroke of genius!

Mikhail Lysenkomann wrote:

Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:With a double dose of estrogen on the ticket

I don't think so, Comrade. Hillary has "dried up" if you know what I mean.

She isn't dry, it's just that you're testing for estrogen when you should be testing for testosterone.

estrogen, testosterone, justice, the imminent Clinton victory... anything can be purchased with enough government cheese and other people's redistributed funds.