The People's Cube - Political Satire

**4/26/2016, 4:28 pm**

This video does not necessarily reside within this site's range of issues, but it does reveal a perfect methodology of squeezing the reality into a simple square and turning it into an easy-to-understand diagram. And that is one of our all-time favorite activities.

The Universal Hot vs Crazy Matrix - a Man's Guide to Women

Cute Money Matrix - A Woman's Guide to Men

**4/27/2016, 9:08 am**

More like terra incognita, here be dragons.

**4/27/2016, 1:33 pm**

Remember, men:

"Hot" causes Global Warming. So be sure to go with "Crazy."

This should be easy to do, since all Prog chicks are crazy anyway...

**4/27/2016, 4:04 pm**

[OFF]

Really great stuff. If it wasn't for my odd sense of humor I would've laughed my ears off. The icing on the cake is that he open carries!

**4/27/2016, 8:40 pm**

The presenter of this chart apparently hasn't met Mrs. Red Square. She would need a whole separate chart just for herself - called HOT vs LAZY MATRIX.

**4/27/2016, 8:45 pm**

Hey! I saw that!

I would've written more but I've been carrying this log around all day and I don't have the energy.

**4/27/2016, 9:09 pm**

Well, there is an old saying from a Canadian. "If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy."

**4/27/2016, 9:28 pm**

Red Square wrote:The presenter of this chart apparently hasn't met Mrs. Red Square. She would need a whole separate chart just for herself - called HOT vs LAZY MATRIX.

I hope you're happy:

I'm not responsible for any consequences that may arise from the use of this matrix.

**4/27/2016, 9:33 pm**

**4/28/2016, 6:23 am**

Where do womynfolk that are obsessed with depilation fall in the Hot vs. Crazy Matrix?

**4/28/2016, 6:41 am**

Hmm, generally duct tape or it's first cousin electricians tape fixes anything, but I anticipate a problem in the near future for these comrades.

**4/28/2016, 12:25 pm**

Biff Henderson wrote:Where do womynfolk that are obsessed with depilation fall in the Hot vs. Crazy Matrix?

That's a very easy question to answer, Comrade.

An eight on the one, and a ten on the other.

**4/28/2016, 3:39 pm**

Mikhail Lysenkomann wrote:
Biff Henderson wrote:Where do womynfolk that are obsessed with depilation fall in the Hot vs. Crazy Matrix?

That's a very easy question to answer, Comrade.

An eight on the one, and a ten on the other.

This confirms what I've always suspected - Beauty Salons are nests of crazed militants.

The People's Cube - Political Satire

Hot vs Crazy Matrix - a Man's Guide to Women & vice versa