2/28/2008, 11:52 pm

To buttress his point, Beelzebub introduced the highly anticipated film "An Inconvenient Torment." The movie documents the damage that has already been done by the failure of many to support the Progressive policies of Hillary Rodham Clinton (who is not afraid to use her middle name), and the coming catastrophe that will come on those who continue to stray from the fold.
According to Beelzebub Brown, "Hillary has a bold and comprehensive plan to address America's energy and environmental challenges that will establish a green, efficient economy and create as many as five million new jobs. But let me tell you about another Job that was lost. This Job supported Mr. Barack Hussein Obama. In just one day, this man lost his seven sons and three daughters, over 8,000 prized livestock, not to mention his many hired hands who lost their job as a result. All that was left to him was a wife to remind him daily of his shortcomings. Were it not for the intervention of the Chairman of the DNC, he would no doubt have lost even his health insurance! This is the cost that one might pay if they do not vote for Hillary."
The film was quite graphic as it showed images of Texas covered with dust, Ohio covered with ice and snow, and millions of bodies lying upon the ground as demons gorged on their decaying and putrid bodies.
Hillary Clinton, who has been on the forefront of the Global Political Warning movement, made several appearances in An Inconvenient Torment. In a rather eye-opening scene, Hillary stated that "It is the consensus of the experts in the field, that the continued influx of ca$h to the Barack Hussein Obama campaign, if left unchecked, will lead to a runaway increase in people dying from lack of healthcare, children starving on the streets, and an increase in people disappearing.
The 'naysayers' claim that we are just trying to scare people from electing a black man whose middle name conjures images of a brutal Muslim dictator. That is not what my campaign is about. But tell an orphaned homeless child, dying in some alleyway from lack of health insurance, that his fate was not caused by the support of Mr. Barack Hussein Obama. Is this the sort of world you wish to leave your children? This is what can be expected if Obama was to win this coming Tuesday. While Mr. Obama shows great potential, and is a credit to the Democratic party, he is not the sort of leader we need at this time."

"Hundreds of thousands of people (are) saying we want this campaign to go on. We support her, we believe in her," she said. "Yes, I think that says a lot."
In late breaking news, Hillary received yet another endorsement by another powerful and famous Super Delegate.