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At least 20 arrested following violent protests after Southern California Trump rally

Comrades!

It warms this old Zampolit's cold Socialist heart that the revolutionary fervor of the anti-Vietnam War movement in the U.S. (that our brave former KGB comrades started, funded, and nurtured) is still alive and thriving today! It brings tears of joy to my steely, evil, progressive eyes to see things like this in the news. Lenin would be so proud of these socialist youths!

*sniff*

We need to tell George Soros to keep the money flowing to these brave revolutionaries!

HAIL OBAMA!

Glorious news indeed komrade!

Also, in the spirit of your post, I would like to welcome a new member of the American Thought Police.

This brave agent of Korrektness tried to kick out reporters at a Crimthink ™ event at American University, and is already called the new "melissa click" (who is the regional manager of the ministry of truth North Amerika).

A comrade on Facebook commented on this topic by posting this -

Official pledge of the Bernie Young Pioneer

The Bernie Pioneer organization of the Socialist Youth Union is a role model for other boys and girls, things, and its.

Loves his/her/it people's democratic father/mother/thingland. He/She/it is proud of his/her/it's nation that practices socialism under the leadership of George Soros.
Wishes freedom and peace to all leftist nations. Loves the liberator, the USSA , the land of freedom, peace and socialism.

Indoctrinates well. A pioneer is prepared for school riots every day, likes approved books, his/her/it gender studies never ends. He/she/it does it to be a conscious and useful builder of socialism.

Is hardworking. Respects all work that brings profit to the masses and he/she/it joins it in respect with his/her/its personal strengths, primarily helps his/her/its parents by denouncing them.

Cares about his/her/its health. Looks after his/her/it access to gender free bathrooms. He/she/it is tough enough to be a strong worker and defender of the father/mother/thingland.

Is disciplined, Listens to his/her/its teachers and leaders, is conforming with the will of the collective.

Defends his/her/its pride honor, Fights for climate truth, is honorable and responsible. He/she/it is not selfish and always acts fairly to those who agree.

Is young keeper of his/her/its land. He/She/it loves nature, respects everything created by the working people and he/she/it is sparing. He/She/it destroys historical unethical property, guards socialist truth against pests and enemies.

Is a loyal serious comrade, helps classmates and is a friend of young diverse indoctrinated children.

Comrade,

A shorter, more concise way to say 'he/she/it' is:

s/he/it

Besides, it is more Politically Correct, putting the feminine pronoun first, where it belongs.

Even better, it is pronounced Shee-Hee-Yit! which sounds really good at protest rallies when the TV news cameras are rolling.Note that this form is not required at this time, it is simply deemed more Politically Correkt than the old form.

Mikhail Lysenkomann wrote:Comrade,

A shorter, more concise way to say 'he/she/it' is:

s/he/it

Besides, it is more Politically Correct, putting the feminine pronoun first, where it belongs.

Even better, it is pronounced Shee-Hee-Yit! which sounds really good at protest rallies when the TV news cameras are rolling.Note that this form is not required at this time, it is simply deemed more Politically Correkt than the old form.

but.. but.. but what, when Shiites go off ?
Cultural Appropriation™ !!! and ye know, whad (some) Shiites are capable of ...*


* just in case, let me be perfectly clear: it's more than, oh, reading poems by Hafiz.