The People's Cube - Political Satire

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Our entire Planet tracked spellbound the recent World-Event: Titan of Pennsylvania Ave 1600 and Transatlantic Leader of the Free World gracefully blessed the masses of Krautlandia by personally, Himself, descending down from The Heavens in His Flying-Carpet-1 to touch the surface of Earth in Berlin, Tempelhof (Apr. 24, with the world media, like, totally abuzz). And our Kube-dedicated KrauTeam (KT) wrestled special access (!), presented here below.

DISCLAIMER : All pics courtesy of extern Graphic & Photographic Proletariat, sweatily toiling in the Casemates of Visual Industry.


He made Himself visible to the welcoming masses in the exit hatch, hopped down the squeaky stairs in His sportsy-hoppsy style - fotogs in front of Him, crawling backwards on knees - bzzdgg, bzzdgg, bzzdgg - and presser started.
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Herr Hop gave a sketch of a Nuke-liberated Planet under centrally Gov-controlled Climate™.

"I can no longer sit back and allow the unfettered croûtons [meaning protons] to appropriate our precious pristine Climate™," He said.


Q/A followed - mainly a to and fro with KT (KrauTeam, that is).
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TRANSCRIPT:

Q : Uh, Herr Hop - What is "Hop" and why?
KT: Simple. 2008-9: full hot air mode, HopeyChangey. 2010-2012: pffffffft... HopCha. 2013 and counting: reduced to Hop. Prickly, cocky, vindictive. Simply Hop.
Q: Uh, and Herr means Mister, ja?
KT: Yep.
Q: Uh, last Q. There is rumor about a major leak, ja? The aim of the meeting, ja? Geleakt?
KT: Nope.

And then Herr Hop, sportsy-hoppsy style, hopped to His personal car-like panzer, the Beast, to visit Frau Merkel who prepared Him lunch. (Life-Style column noted: Hearty Sauerkraut avec Arugula, pure organic; entrée Vegan Schweinebraten with Dijon Mayo).

That was there, in the High Spheres Of Power.

But here, Kube-intern, a significant meeting started. Says KT: Vee haff here an agent, very gut, 100% reliable. And dset got his hands on Hop's “adshenda”. And vee haff dset material.
Here content, summarized (but psst, it's above top secret - special access, you know):

[ transmission from Mo..ow ] [ eyes only ! ] [ excluding Herself ! ] [ keep off Chappaqua ! ]
[ material : Agent xx7 ] [ station KGB/StaSi ] [ no disclosure ] [ don't even think of asking ! ]

● confirmed: WashDC, new program; level : highly advanced; basically operational; test
...upcoming; codename SATAN.
● SATAN: Speedy Appropriative Transmission Attack Neurotraptor.
● Functionality: single-person target; neuron-level penetration;
...effectuality: appropriation of target's cerebral content (if any).
● Operation mode: SATAN-box attached on target capita-wise;
...SATAN-sensor/oculographic connection [1]; content transmission.
● The next version, SATAN-2, will also provide a way to download content;
...straight into the target, via the neural Network.
● [ Zionists work on a similar project ; codename Little SATAN. ]

[1] Shakespeare, William - Eyes/Window/Soul, London, A.D. 1597.

But.. back to Berlin. Sauerkraut-banquet is finished.

Frau Merkel: So, now let's do business.
Herr Hop: Jawohl - a Historic, Unprecedented photo-op.
Frau Merkel: (aghast, long pause...)
Frau Merkel (claps three times, shouts): Fotogs herein! Speedy, speedy, time ist money!

And here Operation SATAN starts - operability test. Out of thin air, some gorilla in Hop's entourage produces a pretty idiotic box, presses that awkward gizmo into Hop's hands, and whispers shortly in his bat-like ear.

Herr Hop: Look Angie, here we got a New Apparatus, ja ? It is for Peace and against Nukes and for Klima on the Right Side of History, ja ?
Frau Merkel: phyh.
Fotogs (in chorus): Jawohl, yes, foto-op!

Frau Merkel puts that thingy on, looks like out of The People's Cube, can see nothing, and electrons start : zzzzgrg-bzzdrrr... and intern send-antenna nearly bursts under the load of out-transmission. Meanwhile Herr Hop, eager for Historic, Unprecedented pics, shows off for fotogs and makes Frau Merkel a laughingstock - like, totally appropriates the Bundeskanzlerin :

Then, making her the butt of his “joke”, Herr Hop plays The Single Adult Man In The Room & Benevolent Leader :

Finally, Frau Merkel, pretty dizzy, gets the SATAN-thingamajig off her face, and says : buoaaa, that was, like, buoaaa... and now your turn.

Herr Hop, fishing for Historically Unprecedented pics that show Him, like, Unconventional Leader - while fotogs hoot - jumps into the fray. SATAN on, fingers in V sign. Fotogs: bzzdgg, bzzdgg, bzzdgg.

Now the Historically Unprecedented suddenly looks like a scared poodle :

SATAN obviously appropriates Him, The Smartest Person In Any Room, while Bundeskanzlerin enjoys her lil' revenge:

Foxy Lady that she is, managed to outfox Hop, The Dumbo.

ADDENDUM.

Q : That dual lady - laughing, always close to Frau Merkel - who is she ?
A : Didn't we say : [ no disclosure ] [ don't even think of asking ! ] ?

Anm.d.Red. / Ed.
We apologize for a booboo. The “pioneers” scene is actually a Cold War reminiscence. It shows Berliners - kids foremost - greeting Rosinenbomber (Candy bombers aka Raisin bombers).
Yet, at this point, what difference does it make ?
_____________________________________ ( mini-insight into Candy/Raisin bombers here )

Was that gizmo something similar to Hillary's RESET button?

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Red Square wrote:Was that gizmo something similar to Hillary's RESET button?

Given this administration, it appears imperative to (automatically!) answer : YES.

The same procedure as last gizmo, Ma'am Incompetent ?
The same procedure as every gizmo, KnuckleDragger !

... and that PYERYEGRUZKA/PYERYEZAGRUZKA conundrum, coming like a blitz down on them dumbos !

Lavrov - when given that idiotic gadget - was for a second or two visibly discombobulated, trying to make sense of the vyeeeeeri ambiguous "message" : OVERLOAD. hyh? To read as "we are sick and tired of our relations" ?. (+Reagan : We begin bombing in five minutes J )

(the graphic is very elegant - same for the joke.)