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Feds Promote Rainbow Badges for Public School Faculty: I'm an LGBT 'Ally'

The Fed's anti-bullying initiative is now pushing its new "OUT for Safe Schools" program in which teachers and staff are encouraged to wear "rainbow badges" to identify them as "allies" of the LGBT community.

Badges and special insignia worked well in the 1940's, and so now we should do it again! What is more revealing is who is NOT wearing a badge. Or an awareness ribbon.

THIS JUST IN:

Christians will be required to wear Crosses
Jews will be required to wear Stars of David
It will be strongly suggested that Muslims wear whatever explosive device they feel like wearing on that day.

LBGT badges sound like a great idea. I wonder why it has taken Comrade Obama over 7 years to bust them out. Since wearing badges and giving lectures promoting psychologically twisted and demented transgenderism to 7 year olds is good, then it only makes sense to have daily in-class live bonus demonstrations for the latent (homosexual and transgender) tendencies in every student.

Badge blank for reality fluid school systems.

Seems like it was only four years ago when OFA was asking, “Are you in?” and everyone was filling out cards that said, “I'm in,” and taking pictures of themselves holding up signs saying, “I'm in.”

https://my.barackobama.com/page/content ... -50-cards/

Now the question is, “Are you out?” and the correct response, of course, is “I'm out.”

So being In is now Out while Out is the new In, and if you're not Out...well, then clearly you are not In.

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:So being In is now Out while Out is the new In, and if you're not Out...well, then clearly you are not In.

In other words, INNIE is the same as OUTIE...

INNIE = OUTIE

Innies and outies, unite!

Actually, that didn't come out right...

One thing is clear, though: by frequently going in and out, in and out, we can all achieve the orgazmic utopia - even before next Tuesday.

(IN+OUT)x10=Utopia

BadGES OH! I misunderstood... I thought you said.

Red Square wrote:
(IN+OUT)x10=Utopia

Showoff.

The only direction that counts - FLOORWARD

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:Seems like it was only four years ago when OFA was asking, “Are you in?” and everyone was filling out cards that said, “I'm in,” and taking pictures of themselves holding up signs saying, “I'm in.”

https://my.barackobama.com/page/content ... -50-cards/

Now the question is, “Are you out?” and the correct response, of course, is “I'm out.”

So being In is now Out while Out is the new In, and if you're not Out...well, then clearly you are not In.

Comrades, we must be talking about this place.

Sadly, Dennis Hastert was a man ahead of his time.

Actually, Pinkie, they're still playing this "in-out-in-out" game in 2016 -

https://my.democrats.org/page/s/elect-democrats-in-2016

If anyone is confused, start singing "am I in or am I out" to the tune of "should I stay or should I go."

Red Square wrote:

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:So being In is now Out while Out is the new In, and if you're not Out...well, then clearly you are not In.

In other words, INNIE is the same as OUTIE...

INNIE = OUTIE

Innies and outies, unite!

Actually, that didn't come out right...

One thing is clear, though: by frequently going in and out, in and out, we can all achieve the orgazmic utopia - even before next Tuesday.

(IN+OUT)x10=Utopia

Oh Good Grief! That is just sick! ; • )

Hammer and Loupe wrote:

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:Seems like it was only four years ago when OFA was asking, “Are you in?” and everyone was filling out cards that said, “I'm in,” and taking pictures of themselves holding up signs saying, “I'm in.”

https://my.barackobama.com/page/content ... -50-cards/

Now the question is, “Are you out?” and the correct response, of course, is “I'm out.”

So being In is now Out while Out is the new In, and if you're not Out...well, then clearly you are not In.

Comrades, we must be talking about this place.

I happen to know personally that this place wraps it's burgers in lettuce, as in: "Lettuce entertain you." (Ha, ha, snort!)