With Hillary's final chance at a shot at the White House hanging on today's votes in Texas, Ohio, Vermont, and Rhode Island, she met with her marketing staff to figure out how to turn her 11-straight loss around. Her marketing staff, which is comprised of former Better Homes and Gardens editors (Hey, if they can work with one snotty woman, they can another), came up with some new campaign slogans and bumper stickers to trounce now rock star Barack Obama.
Here is one of the bumper stickers.
Since this tactic has worked in the past, Hillary believes appealing to people's emotions will shoot her over the necessary delegates to win. Conservatives, who'd rather go against a crybaby than a rock star, agree with this assessment. Her crying tactics have already brought one known supporter on board.
More as it develops!
3/4/2008, 5:21 pm
My name is top secret
Tears for Victory!
3/4/2008, 9:22 pm
Premier Betty
It just shows how much she "cares" about her cause. They are not tears of hatred towards all men and non-communists, they are tears of love for the entire world and its inhabitants... except Obama.
3/5/2008, 1:51 am
Komrade Zarkof
Crocodile tears (tears of Joy), because she will add more "meatballs" to her testicle lockbox if she wins the nomination. That'll teach all non-believers for almost ruining the primary for her!
