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5/27/2016, 1:25 pm
Minitrue
Glorious news, comrades!
Earlier today President Barack Hussein Obama visited a statue in Pearl Harbor honoring the many courageous Japanese pilots who lost their lives on December 7, 1941 due to a totally disproportionate Western Imperialistic aggression.
The President left a wreath of flowers and apologized to the families of these brave persons: "Together with the anti-aircraft revolution, a moral revolution was needed."
After Pearl Harbor, the president is expected to visit Abottabad and apologize to the family of Osama Bin Laden. Then it's onwards to a Nazi-SS graveyard next to Omaha Beach, to apologize for the American aggression on D-Day.
The final stop of the apology tour will be Ground Zero in New York, where the President will symbolically cut off the balls of the Western world, don a French military uniform, and surrender to every person who so desires.
Yours in apologizing for winning a war against foreign dictatorial mass murderers,
Comrade Minitrue
5/27/2016, 3:21 pm
Ivan the Stakhanovets
Would that only Dear Leader (PBUH), verily, His O'liness
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utilize the holy Pen and Phone to decree that the wasteful subsidies going to farmers be redirected to
his cronies the green energy industry, and that corn no longer be used for fattening school lunches but the ethanol that is needed for the people...
and no apology is needed.
5/27/2016, 5:29 pm
Genosse Dummkopf
5/27/2016, 6:59 pm
Apparatchik Unkulturny
My Our Entire Beet-Kollecktiv will Endorse Every Action of our Saint Commissar Obama! (But many of us them are supremely disappointed that Commissar O has not yet ONCE! during this Global Apology Tour, fallen to "his" knees before a Superior Nation's Ruler...)
5/27/2016, 8:29 pm
Chairman Meow
Obama returns from his apology tour with a souvenir:
5/27/2016, 11:09 pm
Comrade Stierlitz
Chairman Meow wrote:Obama returns from his apology tour with a souvenir: obamatojobust.jpg
Emperor Hirohito
"H" is in the word "Halliburton", so we must delete it:
Emperor Iroito
In the future Kollektivist Utopia, there is no "I", there is only "We", so we must delete the I's:
Emperor Roto
"T" reminds transgender komrades that they are trangender, which means that "T" is racist, sexist, transphobic, fascist, and racist again for good measure:
Emperor Roo:
Is this a sign of Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt's succession into the presidency? Perhaps he has arranged an assassination of Red Square and has a plan to ascend to the throne? Maybe Chairman Meow is in cahoots with KKK or is a prisoner trying to warn the outer world like a Vietnam prisoner blinking in morse code? Something just isn't right. We haven't seen KKK around here for a while too.
5/28/2016, 7:50 am
Genosse Dummkopf
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Ja, and vee Krauts, vee haf, nein, vee hafed a beauziful Mauer here in Berlin, you knof, dse Berlin Vall. And dse imperialist aktor from dse Hollyvood, dsat Ronald Dse Donald im Regen, dsat he komm here zu Berlin, and he shouting Ysh byn keinnn Berliner, and he dse Vall make kaputt. Total kaputt. Ven dse Vall vas kaputt, dsen dse Kommunizmus vas kaputt, and dsen dse Soviet vas kaputt, and Historie vas in Bitter Tears. Sou, Herr Obama vhenn he vill apolodshi for dzis ? heh ?
5/28/2016, 10:07 am
Genosse Dummkopf
Chairman Meow wrote:Obama returns from his apology tour with a souvenir [Tojo]
5/28/2016, 10:26 am
Genosse Dummkopf
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another time, another souvenir, same country :
alias : Japan courtoisie - dozens of centuries behind it - meets Progamerica, CommOrgzer Edition.
5/28/2016, 11:26 am
Red Square
Genosse Dummkopf - Tojo'R'US is probably exactly what Obama was thinking.
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5/28/2016, 10:41 pm
Hammer and Loupe
5/29/2016, 7:50 am
Minitrue
Comrades, I salute your visual augmentation capabilities! Hilarious
5/30/2016, 1:32 pm
Red Square
Obama lays a wreath at the tomb of the unknown kamikazi.
5/30/2016, 5:25 pm
Chairman Meow
Dear Leader gets ready to play Apology Tour Ring Toss
5/31/2016, 1:34 pm
Comrade Biffinaditch
Ad copy driven by the warmongers of yesteryear.
One can only dream about the ad copy if Dear Leader's'™ vision shaped Amerika's response to a misunderstanding between two nations that yearned for peace.
5/31/2016, 1:39 pm
Ivan the Stakhanovets
Ahh, the golden days of Reggie Love, and Barney Frank reporting to Dear Leader, for "leadership from behind"
5/31/2016, 2:28 pm
Comrade Biffinaditch
Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:Ahh, the golden days of Reggie Love, and Barney Frank reporting to Dear Leader, for "leadership from behind"
“we sleep safely at night because soft men stand ready to visit affections on those who would harm us.”
5/31/2016, 3:38 pm
Genosse Dummkopf
(...inner Kraut...) _but.. but.. but vasn't dse var maked by dse Texaco ant by dse Zayonist ant by dse Monsanto, ounly to make money-money-money vhen Japman kaputt ant dsen he buy Amerikan, yu knof, nylons ant vashing machins ?
5/31/2016, 4:15 pm
Comrade Stierlitz
Genosse Dummkopf wrote:Biff Henderson wrote:.
The Peoples Cube.2016.05.27.(Biff-Henderson).(Texaco.Tojo).Barack-s Apology Circus.EXCERPT.jpg
(...inner Kraut...) _but.. but.. but vasn't dse var maked by dse Texaco ant by dse Zayonist ant by dse Monsanto, ounly to make money-money-money vhen Japman kaputt ant dsen he buy Amerikan, yu knof, nylons ant vashing machins ?
Zayon? Is that the Revolutionary version of Rayon? And do I still have to take it to the cleaners?
5/31/2016, 5:22 pm
Chairman Meow
Biff Henderson wrote:One can only dream about the ad copy if Dear Leader's'™ vision shaped Amerika's response to a misunderstanding between two nations that yearned for peace.
5/31/2016, 8:16 pm
Genosse Dummkopf
Comrade Stierlitz wrote:Genosse Dummkopf wrote:
(...inner Kraut...) _but.. but.. but vasn't dse var maked by dse Texaco ant by dse Zayonist ant by dse Monsanto, ounly to make money-money-money vhen Japman kaputt ant dsen he buy Amerikan, yu knof, nylons ant vashing machins ?
Zayon? Is that the Revolutionary version of Rayon? And do I still have to take it to the cleaners?
no-no-no-no-no, no. Marx vorbid.
Dsis iz Zayonist like in Zion, like in Little Satan, like in dse
Minitrue Report, yu knof.
Or dse better even, like in money-money-money ant in dse
sinister pattern of extremely uncultural Jewish-Zionist appropriativity.
5/31/2016, 9:47 pm
Comrade Biffinaditch
Genosse Dummkopf wrote:Biff Henderson wrote:.
The Peoples Cube.2016.05.27.(Biff-Henderson).(Texaco.Tojo).Barack-s Apology Circus.EXCERPT.jpg
(...inner Kraut...) _but.. but.. but vasn't dse var maked by dse Texaco ant by dse Zayonist ant by dse Monsanto, ounly to make money-money-money vhen Japman kaputt ant dsen he buy Amerikan, yu knof, nylons ant vashing machins ?
In an ideal world nationalized industry's goal is to meet the needs of the People™. The Japman would be preoccupied with having his head filled with duty for the State. Washing boards and foot wraps are reserved for loyal members of the Party™.
