The People's Cube - Political Satire

In response to the two videos created by will.i.am, some enemy of The People™ posted this at YouTube:


h/t- To reichwingnut hatemonger and enemy of The People™ Mark Hemingway at National Review Online.

WOW. Whoever made this nailed it. This video needs to be bumped to the Motherpage. We need to help spread this video.

Wow. It's scary and true. I fear for my life.

Can I admit to being slightly disappointed that no one had done an Obama video to Living Colour's Cult Of Personality? Still, this one does nail it quite well.

I ask you Comrades, is there no greater reason to see Our Beloved Empress, Hillary Rodham Clinton, succeed in Her quest to become POTUS?

If we fail to help and serve Her Excellency, the USSA will be over run with mindless O'zombies who will do any vile act, upon orders of the Enemy of Our Queen (EO²Q), against the Party, the Children and the Common Good™. This must not be allowed to happen, especially if you want to sleep at night without worrying about being taken into custody by a mob of O'zombies. You will be tortured and when they are done, they will take all of the body parts that they need for the EO²Q's medical "plan".

Stand fast and labor for the victory of Our Queen and Saviour of Party, the Children and the Common Good™!!

Commissar M wrote:Can I admit to being slightly disappointed that no one had done an Obama video to Living Colour's Cult Of Personality? Still, this one does nail it quite well.

I think of that song every time I see, read, or hear Obama's name (which happens roughly every five seconds, give or take).

Off character

At 3:21....an Obama yarmulke. How cheesy.

And that has to be one very confused Jew. Of course projective progressive White guilt does wonders in the liberal commune.

I'm sure Louis Farrakhan thought up that gimmick.

Oh...I think I got faint.

THUD

What Would Obama Do?

What Would Obama Do?

Damn good question Commissar!

1) Deny our troops victory
2) Halt R&D on weapons research
3) Unilateral disarmament
3) Socialized medicine
4) "Reach out" to Al Qaeda, Mahmoud & Co.
5) Raise taxes
6) And most importantly, give all of us "Hope 'n Change"

I think that pretty much covers it all.

Commissar Pupovich wrote:What Would Obama Do?

What would Who do?

Exactly Commissarka Pinkie!

Oballah Akbar!
Oballah Akbar!
Oballah Akbar!

I love Cake (Even if it was fake Cake). That was a sweet tune.

Obama will be our next president, Insh'Oballah.

Oballahu Akbar!

Komrade Zarkof wrote:...Enemy of Our Queen (EO²Q)...

I believe that should be amended from EO²Q (squared) to EO³Q (cubed).

Dr. Strangelove wrote: I love Cake (Even if it was fake Cake). That was a sweet tune.

The cake is a lie!!!

We do what we must
Because we can.
For the good of all of us
Except for the ones who are dead.

But there's no sense crying
Over every mistake,
You just keep on trying
Until you run out of cake.
And the science gets done
And you make a neat gun
For the people who are still alive.

Forms FORM-55551-5:
Personnel File Addendum:


Dear <<Subject_Name_Here>>,

I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data
make a wonderful line,
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time.
So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are
s t i l l a l i v e .

Well, Comrades, let me say this doesn't bode well for my value to the Revolution. If this Obama guy heals the sick and the lame, my transition from grappler to state-funded physician is not going to be a smooth one.

And believe me that I'm still alive.

[Obama] was surely kidding when he told supporters in January that by the time he was done speaking "a light will shine down from somewhere."

"It will light upon you," he continued. "You will experience an epiphany. And you will say to yourself, I have to vote for Barack. I have to do it."

Obama was stoned and yet he has risen.

Obama's flock has millions of sheep.

Obama will reign over us from a house with many rooms.

You must have no other candidates before Obama.

Obama will raise voters from the dead.

http://barackobamajokes.googlepages.com/

Strong in you the spirit of progressiveness.

Obama jokes = Putin jokes = Chuck Norris jokes

Comrade Cube! Not even People's Math™ can make that equation equal!