The People's Cube - Political Satire

There is another casualty in the War Against Guns in the news. A New York man named Gersh Kuntzman has just received Post Traumatic Stress Disorder in this war. He was not shot. He did not see someone get shot. Nay, it was him doing the shooting.

Gersh emerged from his New York City home to travel a few hours west to Philadelphia where he met up with Frank Stelmach, owner of the Double Tap Shooting Range. He had tried many different shooting ranges, but none of them would comply with his wish to film. All right thinking people may think that Gersh was stepping into the belly of the beast as he walked into such a scary place, but do not worry. Mr. Stelmach was a former Law Enforcement Officer back in Europe, and believes that "There should be expanded background checks — extending into your family, friends and associates" - A great idea for President Obama to consider.

Gersh says in his article that "It felt to me like a bazooka — and sounded like a cannon." Indeed, the AR-15 he shot might as well be a cannon. They both can kill the same amount of people in about the same amount of time. He also got a bruise on his shoulder and the brass casings that flew from the gun disoriented him. The smell of sulfur caused him to be ill.

But Gersh is just one out of hundreds of thousands of people who are frightened by guns. Mr. Kuntzman is a mentally healthy person, and so are many others, so that proves that it must be the gun's fault for all the messes that come from shootings. In fact, guns are so dangerous that they even turn on their masters, just look at how often the person holding the gun is shot dead also. Pitbull dogs clamp onto and injure other people and even their owners, and many cities have banned them. Why can't we do the same thing with guns?

Gersh teaches us a very powerful lesson - that guns are to be feared. Every single part, from the "bomb-like" explosion, to the disorienting brass cases and sickening sulfur smell mentioned earlier, are to be feared. And he also teaches us, in an indirect fashion, that gun owners are to be feared also.

Gun owners are to be feared because they willingly let these mass-murdering machines into their homes. They even spend large quantities of money and time putting rounds through these murder weapons just so that the murder weapon can feel the ecstasy of killing without having to actually kill. In other words, they are fellating the guns that have taken over them as their master.

We must stop the slavery of people to their guns, and the only way that that can happen is by a total and outright ban and confiscation of every civilian-owned gun in America. They need to stop serving their guns so that they can recognize that we all are equal and that the world is a better and safer place without guns. While they are enslaved, the gun feeds them lies like "The world is safer with guns" and "The person kills, not the gun", and other suck poppycock. They experience a sort of psychosis because of their guns.

In our Commune called The People's Cube, all guns are, of course, banned, but we must extend this ban to the whole of America. Please support the Democratic Party and all politicians, public figures, and people who support a civilian ban of guns. With your help, we can make America, and soon the world, a safer place to live.

I'm not sure but I think Mr. Kuntsman (if that's even his real name...sounds fishy to me) needs to have a doctor prescribe a total disability (at the taxpayer's expense of course) for the trauma this damned gun caused to him. This evil immoral little girl is demon possessed due to the gun's insidious nature.



Guns make me sick

Well, here we are once again, Guns, Guns Guns......Comrades, despite the alarmist screaming from Reight Wing Trumpists ™, our beloved Democrats simply do not want to take away guns from law abiding citizens, although there is no paragraph or words in that silly old piece of the living and belching Constitution that actually suggest that it can't, but simply more and thorough background checks would reveal whether any prospective gun purchaser had any thoughts or had gone on to some wild murdering spree in this life or past lives. Perhaps the extension of a thirty to forty year waiting list as well as some form of creative writing class could determine if anyone has a unhealthy obsession to sharp objects, guns or even violence of any kind. Quite frankly, many institutions, Hollywood iluminaries, George Clooney, Rosie O'Donald and Chuck Todd believe that being constantly bombarded with violent imagery of terrorist atrocities turns a man into a a gun loving people shooting monster and we simply must censor and filter all related news items in the future as our esteemed Loretta Lynch has suggested recently. In fact a new progressive President, like Hillary, would certainly usher in a new era of peace and prosperity,free from guns, protection, want, need, or sexual responsibility and with a Democrat-controlled senate and liberal Supreme Court to provide checks and balances against those tea bagger Rethuglikkkans left in Congress, our children and future children in generations to come will give many in government the hope that future generations of progressive leaders will have a constituency that will depend on them alone to protect and nourish. America could at last realize Barbs Boxer's dream of total economic equality among all of Gaia's creatures (except for those who are more equal than others)Indeed, it would a be a “progressive Heaven on Earth”.

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There is no absolute reason not to enact gun confiscation legislation for the sake of our children, and here is a partial list of organizations, who back gun confiscation legislation in spite of old Trump and his NRA cabal:

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AARP, AFL-CIO,Ambulatory Pediatric Association, American Academy of Pediatrics, American Civil Liberties Union, American Academy of Ambulatory Care Nursing, American Medical Women`s Association, American Medical Student Association, American Medical Association, American Association for the Surgery of Trauma, American Trauma Society, American Federation of Teachers, American Association of School Administrators, American Alliance for Rights and Responsibilities, American Medical Association, American Bar Association, American Counseling Association, American Academy of Child & Adolescent Psychiatry, American Academy of Pediatrics, American Association for World Health, American Ethical Union, American Nurses Association, American Association of Neurological Surgeons, American Association of Family and Consumer Sciences, American Firearms Association, American Academy of Child and Adolescent Psychiatry, American Jewish Committee, American Trauma Society, American Psychological Association, American Jewish Congress, American Public Health Association, Americans for Democratic Action, Anti-Defamation League, Black Mental Health Alliance, B`nai B`rith, Central Conference of American Rabbis, Children`s Defense Fund, Church of the Brethren, Coalition for Peace Action,Coalition to Stop Gun Violence,College Democrats of America,Committee for the Study of Handgun Misuse & World Peace, Common Cause, Congress of National Black Churches, Inc, Congress of Neurological Surgeons, Consumer Federation of America, Council of the Great City Schools, Council of Chief State School Officers, Dehere Foundation, Disarm Educational Fund, Environmental Action Foundation, Episcopal Church-Washington Office, Florence and John Shumann Foundation, Friends Committee on National Legislation, General Federation of Women`s Clubs, George Gund Fun, Gray Panthers, Hadassah, Harris Foundation, Hechinger Foundation, Interfaith Neighbors, Int`l Ladies` Garment Workers` Union, Int`l Association of Educators for World Peace, Jewish Labor Committee, Joyce Foundation, Lauder Foundation, Lawrence Foundation, League of Women Voters of the United States, Lutheran Office for Governmental Affairs, Evangelical Lutheran Church in America, Manhattan Project II, Mennonite Central Committee-Washington Office,National Safe Kids Campaign, National Association of Police Organizations, National Coalition Against Domestic Violence, National Black Nurses` Association, National Association of Chain Drug Stores, National Network for Youth, National Assembly of National Voluntary Health & Social Welfare Organizations, National Association for the Advancement of Colored People, National Association of School Psychologists, National Association of Counties, National Association of Pediatric Nurse Associates & Practitioners, National Association of School Safety and Law Enforcement Officers,National Education Association, National Association of Elementary School Principals, National Association of Public Hospitals, National Coalition Against Domestic Violence, National Association of Secondary School Principals, National Association of Social Workers, National Association of Children`s Hospitals and Related Institutions, National Association of School Psychologists, National Council of La Raza, National Center to Rehabilitate Violent Youth, National Commission for Economic Conversion & Disarmament, National Council of the Churches of Christ in the USA, National Council of Negro Women, National Association of Community Health Centers, National People`s Action, National Education Association, National League of Cities, National Council on Family Relations, National Council of Jewish Women, National Organization for Women, National Political Congress of Black Women, National Parks and Conservation Association, National Peace Foundation, National Urban League, Inc., National Parent, Teachers Association, National Urban Coalition, National SAFE KIDS Campaign, National Organization on Disability, National Spinal Cord Injury Association, NETWORK: A National Catholic Social Justice Lobby, Peace Action, People for the American Way, Physicians for Social Responsibility, Project on Demilitarization and Democracy, Public Citizen, SaferWorld, Society of Critical Care Medicine, Southern Christian Leadership Conference, The Council of the Great City Schools, The Synergetic Society, 20/20 Vision, U.S. Catholic Conference, Dept. of Social Development, Union of American Hebrew Congregations, Unitarian Universalist Association, United States Catholic Conference, United Methodist Church, United Church of Christ, United States Conference of Mayors, War and Peace Foundation, Women Strike for Peace, Women`s National Democratic Club, Women`s Action for New Directions (WAND), Women`s Int`l League for Peace and Freedom, World Spiritual Assembly, Inc., YWCA of the U.S.A., the U.N. or Council on Foreign Relations.

However here is the related video to show how the AR 15 cause PST before your very eyes.

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Brave Man Endures AR-15 Recoil to the FACE to Show How Traumatic It Really Is (VIDEO) | RedState https://www.redstate.com/absentee/2016/ ... ic-weapon/

After viewing this horrifying video of a young, innocent child being indoctrinated into the Gangster GunMania Lifestyle™, my our entire beet-kollecktiv has voted - UNANIMOUSLY! - to surrender All Objects That Can Be Used As Weapons to our masters betters Peoples' Bureau of Homeland Security! (Except for those true patriotic citizens who serve as my our my Personal Protection Squad, of course.)