Whitey stole coffee from Moo-selem Arabs! I think we should start a reparations campaign. By the way, he also stole my Jaguar and 4 story mansion complete with pool. I'll need that back too along with all his coffee.
3/10/2008, 8:29 pm
Premier Betty
Yellow fever? What kind of racist bastard come up with that name?
3/10/2008, 8:31 pm
Komrade Zarkof
What about calling the defense mechanism in the body, "white" blood cells?
3/10/2008, 8:33 pm
Premier Betty
Exactly! They should be called Hillary blood cells because they heal the body and prevent infection. It will just show the world how much she really cares about us.
3/10/2008, 9:07 pm
Dr. IP Koloff
As an Outcome Based Educated Dr, I must step in here, Comrades Zarkof and Betty, and straighten out your misnomer-laden statement about White Blood Cells. At Brown Medical School, I learned that the "White Blood Cells" are really black. Their Petri Dish Predecessors actually originated in Africa (they were the first immune system discovered in "Lucy"). They are heretofore in the cube to be referred to as "Black Blood Cells".
3/10/2008, 10:13 pm
Commissarka Pinkie
Would this be a good place for me to once again bring up how racist the term "Black Death" is? Especially since it wiped out white Europeans?
3/10/2008, 10:58 pm
Premier Betty
Maybe we should have an entire thread dedicated to terms that the party now deems as racist, sexist, or politically incorrect. Like "cotton pickin'" and such....
3/11/2008, 7:47 am
Marshal Pupovich
Now wait just a cotton pickin moment Premier! Discriminating against southern dialect eh? All dialects are equal! Perhaps one could suggest that computer games featuring violence is not politically correct! Yes....
3/11/2008, 1:35 pm
Premier Betty
This is not discriminating against dialects, it is the banning of racial terms that some might consider offensive. Cotton Pickin' refers to the slaves! It is racist! RACIST!!!! We must ban it for the common good because the people who are offended by words are too weak to live without a protective bubble around them to keep them from hearing what they don't want to hear. And being good communists, we must encourage such things so that the populace will be more easily subjugated and less likely to fight back when the revolution comes.
3/11/2008, 11:24 pm
Marshal Pupovich
I will have you know my momma and many of our elders here in the south picked a little cotton, and other agricultural stuff when they were young. The Exxon refinery in Baton Rouge was a cotton field before it was an oil refinery. Many a boy has done some hay throwing as well in the south. Would you say our happy beet picking proles are slaves? No! Of course not.
3/12/2008, 12:13 am
Premier Betty
Exactly! It is only slavery when the white man imposes it, if it imposed by us for the greater good, then it is every human's duty to work to death. There is a difference.
3/12/2008, 7:50 am
Marshal Pupovich
OK Premier, we have "cotton picking minute," "a New York minute," "a Texas mile"....all widely used terms, All imposed by white men. You would pick one over another?
3/12/2008, 8:46 pm
Premier Betty
That depends on what your definition of "a New York minute", and "a Texas Mile" is....
3/13/2008, 7:28 am
Marshal Pupovich
You do not know the meaning of those phrases? What did they teach you in high school? LOL
March 13, 2008 -- CHRISTIAN Lander calls his new (2-month-old), instantaneously popular Web site (11 million hits) StuffWhitePeopleLike.com.
<img align="right" src="https://thepeoplescube.com/images/WhitePeople.jpg">But he admits that it's essentially a vanity list of his own interests as a 29-year-old white Los Angeleno with a graduate degree, a good job and high self-regard. Included in the most recent installment: "The Wire," "Modern Furniture," "Bottled Water." Lander sees himself a satirist in the tradition of those who inspire him: the writers at "The Daily Show" and The Onion.
"It's funny, for me," says Lander. "It's a good satire of the liberal left."
"Observational humor" is a more apt description.
The squib "Threatening To Move to Canada" begins, "Often times, white people get frustrated with the state of their country . . . Whenever they are presented with a situation that seems unreasonable to them, their first instinct is to move to Canada." On "Hating Corporations": "One of the more popular white person activities of the past 15 years is attempting to educate others on the evils of multi-national corporations." On "Gentrification": "White people like to live in these neighborhoods because they get credibility and respect from other white people for living in a more 'authentic' neighborhood where they are exposed to 'true culture' every day."
So far, Lander has been profiled in the LA Times and on NPR, linked to on ComedyCentral.com, and says he is in talks with six publishing houses and lots of production companies. "I live in LA," he says dryly.
StuffWhitePeopleLike, he says, was the best, most apt name; growing up in Montreal and Toronto, he was only ever around "wealthy white liberals. This was the dominant group. The right-wing voice was silenced; the white working class was pushed out."
While Lander is not necessarily wrong that his people may enjoy Mos Def and recycling, the joke doesn't go much further than that, and the entries don't draw any distinction between race and class (which is really what the site is about).
That said, Kanye West is a big fan. And white people like Kanye West.
As for Lander, he doesn't anticipate running out of material anytime soon. And he's still inspired by himself: "The post that really hurt to write was 'Knowing What's Best for Poor People.'"
Because, he says, part of him thinks he does.
3/13/2008, 1:55 pm
Commissar L.R. Star
Commissar Pupovich wrote:I will have you know my momma and many of our elders here in the south picked a little cotton, and other agricultural stuff when they were young. The Exxon refinery in Baton Rouge was a cotton field before it was an oil refinery. Many a boy has done some hay throwing as well in the south. Would you say our happy beet picking proles are slaves? No! Of course not.
AMEN ..... Er Goremen Great pup, some of us realize us southerners are just more equal than others.....
But then the Great Republic of Texas (Ann Richards be praised)
is its own country and you staters just havent figured that out yet.
3/13/2008, 3:33 pm
Superkommissar Maksim
White people like Jon Stewart don't they?
This is hilarious! Best line is “if only there was an organization sworn to defend that free speech”.
3/13/2008, 10:44 pm
Premier Betty
"We're sorry, this video is no longer available."
3/13/2008, 11:07 pm
Marshal Pupovich
LoneRedStar wrote:
AMEN ..... Er Goremen Great pup, some of us realize us southerners are just more equal than others.....
I think that sums it up quite nicely, In the Party, all comrades are equal, some more than others, and within that is yet another subset, the southern Party members who are just a bit more equal!
For instance, dd you notice when LSU won the Championship in New Orleans, party central, lots of booze flowing etc, yet you didn't hear of any cars being turned over, bon fires in the street, or looting as all too often occurs after other cities win a championship. We save our looting for a hurricane.
American by birth, Southern by the Grace of God... Lenin!
3/13/2008, 11:38 pm
Superkommissar Maksim
Premier Betty wrote:"We're sorry, this video is no longer available."
That was hilarious! The hippie outfit and the interviews with the complete morons! Berkley is from outer space!!!
3/14/2008, 3:46 am
Mikhail T. Kalashnikov
That was classic, Maksim. You're right, “if only there was an organization sworn to defend that free speech”
"Yeah...that would be great!"
Absolutely hilarious.
3/14/2008, 10:24 am
Marshal Pupovich
That is a first, something on the Daily Show I liked. That idiot said in his lifetime he couldn't think of any thing the Marines were ever needed? Frankly, it astounds me that the cops there do not simply shoot these people, It is hard to imagine such stupidity, intolerance for others, lack of basic common sense, and hatred of your country as evidenced there. Sadly, I must confess in my teen years to looking up to hippies, thinking they were "cool." It is to my undying shame.
No wonder I love Cartman on South Park...
3/15/2008, 3:17 am
Premier Betty
Filthy stinking hippies. Did you see the episode where he had to get Kyle back from San Francisco and he had to put on a Hazmat suit to protect himself from all the hippies?