The People's Cube - Political Satire

**8/1/2016, 11:31 pm**

#FreeTheNipple! Except Melania Trump's

It's just not fair that Republican women are better looking. To even the playing field of twin peaks, we Progressives are limiting the use of #FreeTheNipple, so that voters won't realize how attractive Republican women are.

From these points downward, only Democrats should #FreeTheNipple, as well as Progressive Socialists who like Bernie Sanders. This will increase the exposure of the sagging Democrat campaign, rather than doubling the support of Republicans.

"Free" goes for other body parts as well. Malia Obama recently tested the limits of celebrating women's bodies by showing her behind at Lollapalooza. As an 18-year-old, Malia is no longer a child, and capable of making her own decision to shake that booty.

But adult Republican women, who are proud of their bodies and want to make some money with a little modeling (capitalism), are to be shamed, not celebrated. Body pride only goes one way: The Progressive way.

Please join the People's Cube in our campaign to require all Republican women to wear mandatory potato sacks, in honor of our candidate Hillary Clinton's favorite suits. Sharia-approved!

Here are some Party™-sanctioned #FreeTheNipple campaign slogans. Feel free to bust out and sing them at the top of your set of lungs! Or add your own below:

Rise up and free your cups!
Endorse the hag! Let 'em sag!
Bernie party poopers! Show us your hooters!
Remember the Gipper! Cover republican nippers!
Don't vote for Trump! Hide Melania's lumps!
Nips for progressivism! But not conservatism!
Those who eat granola! Show your areola!
Vote for Hillary twice! Flash your headlights!
Third term for Bill? Show him your hills!
Free stuff for all! Let your boobies fall!

**8/2/2016, 3:59 am**

Olga Photoshopova wrote:
"Free" goes for other body parts as well. Malia Obama recently tested the limits of celebrating women's bodies by showing her behind at Lollapalooza. As an 18-year-old, Malia is no longer a child, and capable of making her own decision to shake that booty.

Everyone knows little skinny girls can't twerk. You have to be in at least the 250+ poundage range wearing a thong and be on the back of a crotch rocket or have it hanging out of a window of a ghetto ride with low pros and loud tailpipes while cruising down some beach boulevard.

(I am going to refrain from posting a video of what I described although they are plentiful on YT.)

I'm sure mama Michelle can Make It Clap though!!!

**8/2/2016, 7:46 am**

Olga Photoshopova wrote: Endorse the hag! Let 'em sag!

**8/2/2016, 5:39 pm**

Just in time for this news...

Hillary Clinton bikini mural covered with niqab after public decency complaints

Council had threatened Melbourne street artist Lushsux with a fine over original mural, which depicted Clinton in a swimsuit with $100 notes tucked into it

However instead of removing the mural, Lushsux covered up the swimsuit by painting a niqab over the top of it, leaving only Clinton's eyes showing. Next to his work, he painted the message: “If this Muslim woman offends u, u r a bigot, racist, sexist Islamophobe.”

Clinton is not the only politician to come to Lushsux's attention. A mural of a naked US Republican candidate Donald Trump has also appeared in Melbourne's CBD, as well as a mural of his wife, Melania Trump, also depicted naked. Lushsux later added Trump's face over the explicit parts of the latter mural “so as not to cause any offence”.

**8/2/2016, 5:41 pm**

Screw it! Go Team Trump!

**8/2/2016, 5:53 pm**

Let me reiterate... "I'm with her."

**8/2/2016, 5:57 pm**

And then there's this:

**8/2/2016, 8:25 pm**

Red Square wrote:... instead of removing the mural, Lushsux covered up the swimsuit by painting a niqab ...

but.. but.. but it's still a swimsuit !

**8/2/2016, 9:36 pm**

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Meine Herren, uh, I mean Comrades (and Comradettes, would you please go for a while to the samovar and make us some revolutionary chai ?). So, Comrades, between us — it's always the same, since we climbed down the trees, and frankly, even before that glorious act .....

When it's just us Comrades in a race, things are simple : whose is the longest, period.

But let Comradettes into the game, and it starts : this and that, blat up here, blat down there ... and then eyelashes.. funky umbrellas.. patchouli.. ostrich feathers... you get full dizzy from all that hubbub..... we all know that, Comrades :

... but, but, here they come, our Comradettes — oh, that aromatic chai, and look, sugarloafs they bring, made of beets, and here, those fragrant cookies of birchbark, blat and blat..... oy oy oy oy.

c'mon, Comrades — let's sing for Comradettes, Melania included :

(yep, in Slovenian — a special for Comradette Melania)

**8/2/2016, 11:27 pm**

The devious mind of Rethuglikkkans will use imagery of a free-thinking, liberated womyn stoop to the lowest common denominator to stir the pot. I thank Lenin MTE exists in a place above the rabble and is immune to their childish taunts.

Not Nice

**8/2/2016, 11:40 pm**

Comrade Biffinaditch wrote:
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The devious mind of Rethuglikkkans will use imagery of a free-thinking, liberated womyn stoop to the lowest common denominator to stir the pot. I thank Lenin MTE exists in a place above the rabble and is immune to their childish taunts.

Oh my, look at that, the trump in the grass has two sides and is handing out paychecks...

**8/3/2016, 12:17 am**

Red Square wrote:Just in time for this news...

Hillary Clinton bikini mural covered with niqab after public decency complaints

**8/3/2016, 5:07 am**

Red Square wrote:And then there's this:

Boobs_Bombs.jpg

Thank goodness I have this!:

**8/3/2016, 10:35 am**

[url=http://]Nadia Ali: Muslim porn star who performs in traditional Islamic dress will not quit[/url]

"...she said that the only time she walked out of a movie was when he co-star was portrayed as Donald Trump."

When life imitates the Kube you know we're headed in the right direction.

**8/3/2016, 12:26 pm**

Genosse Dummkopf wrote:.
Meine Herren, uh, I mean Comrades (and Comradettes, would you please go for a while to the samovar and make us some revolutionary chai ?). So, Comrades, between us — it's always the same, since we climbed down our trees, and frankly, even before that glorious act .....

When it's just us Comrades in a race, things are simple : whose is the longest, period.

But let Comradettes into the game, and it starts : this and that, blat up here, blat down there ... and then eyelashes.. funky umbrellas.. patchouli.. ostrich feathers... you get full dizzy from all that hubbub..... we all know that, Comrades :

man-woman.waz-guxDU.1.jpg

... but, but, here they come, our Comradettes — oh, that aromatic chai, and look, sugarloafs they bring, made of beets, and here, those fragrant cookies of birchbark, blat and blat..... oy oy oy oy.

c'mon, Comrades — let's sing for Comradettes, Melania included :

(yep, in Slovenian — a special for Comradette Melania)

Comrade Dummkopf,

How right you are! Things will be better when all things are EQUAL, even ta-tas! Here is an exercise video I am sharing so all Camradettes can be equal upstairs.

(It was mixed in with Madam Mao's yoga emails. Don't tell anyone where I got it.)

**8/3/2016, 2:49 pm**

Cindy Sheehan:

I'm ugly and I know it. That's why I picked the beautiful “porno” queen wife of Donald Trump as my surrogate. This shows I can, like any woman, hop on to any image of women and make it mine!

**8/3/2016, 3:59 pm**

**8/3/2016, 4:51 pm**

[quote="Clara Illbustyourballs Zetkin"]

I have always loved this cut from In Living Color. Hilarious! Competitor Vera got huge cuts for having any cover for her boobs at all, even if she didn't have any. Vera was penalized for wearing a bra. That's just the way the rules are, even today. Deal with it!

If I can find it I'll post it. (already tried to find)

EDIT! Here it is!

It's Vera De Milo! Not the hideous Wanda! I misspoke, Comrades, heh, heh, here it is: