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8/8/2016, 2:55 pm
Margaret
TPC News, Washington Bureau -- There's been much speculation in the news as to who the large man is that's always by Hillary's side. Many have alleged that the always present man by her side is a medical professional, a "handler." The implication being that Hillary is a very ill woman in need of constant medical observation.
"Nothing could be further from the truth," Hillary said. "This is Mike. He's my bartender and the best person I know. He's been in my employ for years. He's just the most helpful person I know. My bartender is always by my side. He's the only person that understands me."
The Clintons hope this clears everything up.
"My bartender is the only one that understands me," said Hillary.
8/8/2016, 3:19 pm
Red Square
Thank you, Margaret! I feel much better now. I was beginning to worry about this recent accident caught on camera, but your story explained everything. You can even see the bartender by her side, holding her arm like an old bosom buddy.
8/8/2016, 3:28 pm
Margaret
He's the best! Mike understands. The only medicine Hillary needs is another scotch and soda.
8/8/2016, 3:43 pm
Dedhedvedev
The faces along the bar
Cling to their average day
The lights must never go out
The music must always play
Lest they should see where they are
Lost in a haunted wood
Children afraid of the night
Who've never been happy or good
8/8/2016, 4:34 pm
Captain Craptek
Dedhedvedev wrote:The faces along the bar
Cling to their average day
The lights must never go out
The music must always play
Lest they should see where they are
Lost in a haunted wood
Children afraid of the night
Who've never been happy or good
8/8/2016, 5:31 pm
LevaP
Her Bloody Mary is to bloody die for, truth be told, (IMHO).
8/8/2016, 5:52 pm
Red Square
The bartender must have taken a day off.
8/8/2016, 6:01 pm
LevaP
Red Square wrote:The bartender must have taken a day off.
Hillary_Beer_Drinking.jpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=13&v=YMHOcmDVBP0
8/8/2016, 6:22 pm
Comrade Stierlitz
Red Square wrote:The bartender must have taken a day off.
Hillary_Beer_Drinking.jpg
More head on a beer equals less beer served! The Fuhrer is stopping DUIs while making sure that there is enough for everyone!
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I've heard of having a thick, frothy head on a beer, but I don't think the head's supposed to be taller than the sears tower.
8/8/2016, 8:17 pm
TheFineReport.com
8/8/2016, 8:20 pm
TheFineReport.com
8/8/2016, 8:26 pm
TheFineReport.com
8/9/2016, 9:42 am
Dedhedvedev
What she really needs is a Haldol drip.
8/9/2016, 9:51 am
Dedhedvedev
Wilson, the globalist.
Stalin, the globalist.
Mao, the globalist.
Hitler, the globalist.
Bush I, the globalist.
BJ Clinton, the globalist.
Bush II, the globalist.
Obama, the globalist.
Hillary Clinton, the globalist.
What's everyone worked up about?
8/9/2016, 5:15 pm
LevaP
Hail The Many Titted Imperial Empress, Long Live The Cube!
8/9/2016, 7:14 pm
Hammer and Loupe
Side Effects:
Feeling sleepy, weak, or light-headed (these can continue into the following day)
Forgetfulness, feeling confused or unsteady
Feeling (or being) aggressive
She shows most of that stuff.
https://patient.info/medicine/diazepam- ... s-stesolid
8/11/2016, 10:41 am
Red Square
8/12/2016, 5:24 pm
Pamalinsky
Red Square wrote:GLass_Half_Full.jpg
Heh, heh! Nice. The Globalist Motto?
8/12/2016, 5:53 pm
Comrade Stierlitz
Pamalinsky wrote:Red Square wrote:GLass_Half_Full.jpg
Heh, heh! Nice. The Globalist Motto?
Naw, the globalist motto is starting out with an overflowing glass and emptying it with tiny, seemingly insignificant siphons added slowly and slowly over the decades.
8/12/2016, 6:22 pm
Pamalinsky
Stierlitz,
It's already happening and has been for quite some time. I'm sure you know that.
