The People's Cube - Political Satire

To prove her robust health, Hillary has put on her pickle suit and ran a full marathon clear across an intersection in New York City.

You can see her high speed, agile sprint which put her just ahead of Al Sharpton.

She demonstrated speed, stability, style and grace and after getting halfway across the street was quickly ushered to her waiting limousine away from the nosey paparazzi and their prying cameras.

This stellar and highly athletic performance should put to rest any doubts that she is unfit.

When she was done, she opened an unsealed jar of pickles with her bare hands.

Evil Smiley wrote:
To prove her robust health, Hillary has put on her pickle suit and ran a full marathon clear across an intersection in New York City.

You can see her high speed, agile sprint which put her just ahead of Al Sharpton.

She demonstrated speed, stability, style and grace and after getting halfway across the street was quickly ushered to her waiting limousine away from the nosey paparazzi and their prying cameras.

This stellar and highly athletic performance should put to rest any doubts that she is unfit.

When she was done, she opened an unsealed jar of pickles with her bare hands.

Comrade Smiley,

Are you sure she didn't open the jar by clenching it in her buttocks - thereby causing the stain noted in your earlier submission? HERE Just curious.

CC

Looks like Hillary is STILL coughing but trying to hide it by pretending to do some movement down the front of her nose.


And good grief, look at Sharpton he sure is........................

What's with all those people trying to touch her pantsuit? Does it have healing powers like Jesus' robe?

Clara Illbustyourballs Zetkin wrote:And good grief, look at Sharpton he sure is........................

Sharpton is hanging behind because he carries the emergency hypodermic-syringe of methedrine to jam in her butt if she begins to tire crossing that interminably wide street.

Hillary is just letting the clock run out on her nomination. That way, she doesn't have to deal with those pesky debates. Ewe! As if!

No wonder Hillary drinks so much.

Captain Craptek wrote:

Evil Smiley wrote:
When she was done, she opened an unsealed jar of pickles with her bare hands.

Comrade Smiley,

Are you sure she didn't open the jar by clenching it in her buttocks - thereby causing the stain noted in your earlier submission? HERE Just curious.

CC

Are you sure they didn't pre-open the pickle jar first? My honey always does this for me.That's why I love him. ; • )

Clara Illbustyourballs Zetkin wrote:And good grief, look at Sharpton he sure is........................

ataxia: the loss of full control of bodily movements.

It's a symptom of tertiary syphilis.

Dedhedvedev wrote:

Clara Illbustyourballs Zetkin wrote:And good grief, look at Sharpton he sure is........................

ataxia: the loss of full control of bodily movements.

It's a symptom of tertiary syphilis.

*And a high likelihood of earlier alien abduction!

[quote]What's with all those people trying to touch her pantsuit? Does it have healing powers like Jesus' robe?[\quote]

YES! My Our Entire Beet-Collectiv has voted - UNANIMOUSLY! - that if the historical Peoples' Revolutionary Non-Gender-Specific Person now known as "jesus" had ever existed (which, of course he did not...) that Our Saint Hillary is unarguably His Reincarnation!

These rumors of her being unwell are totally not true. They say she has seizures, is incontinent, falls down. LIES!

Apparatchik Unkulturny wrote:

What's with all those people trying to touch her pantsuit? Does it have healing powers like Jesus' robe?[\quote]

YES! My Our Entire Beet-Collectiv has voted - UNANIMOUSLY! - that if the historical Peoples' Revolutionary Non-Gender-Specific Person now known as "jesus" had ever existed (which, of course he did not...) that Our Saint Hillary is unarguably His Reincarnation!

But Jesus' robe was white <spit> and Hillary's pantsuits are colored of color. Do the colors of the pantsuits represent anything, like the color white <spit> stands for evil incarnate?

For our Hillaralia fans, will she wear a pantsuit for her updated 2017 Vogue cover shot?

After running the marathon, Hillary helped two other people get up to the top of some very high stairs.