Anthony Weiner caught in another sext scandal: report

Nope, you can't keep a good man down!

Is there such a thing as an unwanted poster?

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Huma Abedin Lets Weiner Go

I just heard on the People's crystal radio that doesn't exist and is not located in Tractor Barn #2 that Huma will divorce Anthony Wiener.

Huma Abedin has revealed in a statement that she is separating from her husband Anthony Weiner in the wake of his latest sexting scandal

BREAKING NEWS! BREAKING NEWS! WEINER HAS FALLEN! Huma swears off Weiner!

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OH OH... this guy looks familiar and Huma looks happy!!
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Don't 'hold it' against her, Weiner... you showed her who you are.

Wasn't polygamy allowed in Huma's religion? How un-culturally appropriate of her...

Anthony Weiner Gets Surprising Job Offer From Porn Site

His political second coming is shrivelling, and he is being forced to pull out of his current position. As hard to swallow as it may be, all is not lost, as Porn.com is extending a "helping hand" to the People's Hero, Carlos Danger.

Dear Leader (PBUH) has expressed distaste for the matter, and has received a resultant boost in public numbers...