The People's Cube - Political Satire

**9/20/2016, 12:19 pm**

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It's happening. The threats by progressives to leave the country should Trump win the election have now found a symbolic representation in a pre-emptive removal of their spiritual leader's 18-foot statue from the roof of a building on East Houston Street in Manhattan.

The picture below captures Lenin statue's final moments in New York City, as it waves a tearful goodbye to the Lower East Side, the breeding grounds of progs.

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Since 1994 the statue of Vladimir Lenin stood atop the building, known to New Yorkers as Red Square, defiantly facing Wall Street, capitalism's emblem. Now that Hillary's declining health and poll numbers have led to massive prog panic and desperation, the prospect of Trump's presidency is causing the most distinguished figures of their community to flee the ship.

The destination of the leader of the international socialist movement is kept better than state secrets on Hillary Clinton's server, but it is logical to assume it's heading for Canada.

This feels like the beginning of an award-winning road trip reality show, filled with adventure and romance, possibly titled Vladimir Lenin's Excellent Adventure. Anyone in possession of new information feel free to post it below.

Find more illuminating pictures and the rest of the story on this East Village Blog.

**9/20/2016, 12:24 pm**

Will this Lenin's statue end up in the gutter like some of its identical twins in Ukraine? I hope a TV crew will be following it at all times through all its adventures.

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**9/20/2016, 4:09 pm**

Even in the darkest hour for the international progdom, there's always place for some fun...

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**9/20/2016, 4:31 pm**

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After spending all those cold and lonely nights on that rooftop, Lenin immediately heads for a warm body and a cold beer.
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**9/20/2016, 6:53 pm**

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**9/20/2016, 8:06 pm**

Does anyone know where I might lay hands on one of these now defunct Lenin statues cheap? It would make a great addition to the back yard.

**9/20/2016, 9:04 pm**

He's more ambulatory than Hillary and he's just a statue!

**9/20/2016, 10:01 pm**

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I dare someone to tell me this is not funny!
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Mystery item No. 1

**9/20/2016, 10:17 pm**

**9/21/2016, 9:44 am**

Loyal Comrades,

Where is the statue now? Some claim the statue has returned to Vladimir Lenin's dacha, Gorki Leninskiye, where it can be near the working class from whence it sprang. But this is mere speculation and cannot be confirmed at this time.

**9/21/2016, 10:01 am**

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Lenin decides to take a night class to expand his world view and meet some babes...
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**9/21/2016, 2:09 pm**

Comrade Putout wrote:.
Lenin decides to take a night class to expand his world view and meet some babes...
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I hope he's not going to horn-in on those Russian babes Comrade Square brought back for me from his latest expedition.

**9/21/2016, 2:51 pm**

Captain Craptek wrote:I hope he's not going to horn-in on those Russian babes Comrade Square brought back for me from his latest expedition.

Comrade Square brought back some hot Russian babes?

<packing my bags for a trip to Florida -- to investigate the Global Warming there, of course>

**9/21/2016, 2:53 pm**

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Lenin was there in spirit...
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Two more Lenin PNGs...
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**9/21/2016, 5:05 pm**

Ah, the "Right Sector" comes to Manhattan already!

**9/21/2016, 6:04 pm**

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There was a nasty collision in center field and the non-statue player was injured!
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**9/21/2016, 6:33 pm**

**9/21/2016, 7:45 pm**

Comrade Putout,

It's time to stop portraying Comrade Lenin without shoes or feet! Have some dignity, please!

**9/21/2016, 8:25 pm**

Red Square wrote:

Actual joke from WW II (according to "Hammer and Tickle"):

What's the difference between Stalin and Roosevelt?

FDR collects the jokes people tell about him and Stalin collects the people who tell jokes about him.

- SK

**9/22/2016, 9:27 am**

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One last romp with the lads...
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**9/22/2016, 11:34 am**

**9/22/2016, 10:38 pm**

Looks like Lenin was in the "People's Village"...

**9/23/2016, 10:56 am**

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Lenin gets sidetracked...
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**9/23/2016, 1:07 pm**

**9/23/2016, 4:03 pm**

Famous punk rock album first draft

As we all know by now, the famous Ramones album "Rocket to Russia" was originally named "Rocket From Russia" complete with a different cover photo as shown below. Studio heads nixed the concept, but the album is now set for re-release given the current political climate.

**9/23/2016, 4:21 pm**

Vladimir summons the mighty Cthulhu from his slumber to wreak havoc upon the capitalistic pigs (view from New York Harbor).[attachment=0]lenin-cthulhu.jpg[/attachment]

**9/23/2016, 5:07 pm**

.....FELLOW TRAVELERS

**9/23/2016, 6:57 pm**

**9/23/2016, 8:30 pm**

Captain Craptek - indeed, Lenin's statue can (and should, for all the right reasons left reasons korrekt reasons) replace the roamin' gnome in Travelocity.com commercials:

**9/24/2016, 12:15 am**

**9/24/2016, 1:00 pm**

Comrade Putout,

Others may not fully appreciate your "not so subtle" imagery, but the ol'Captain misses little. I immediately saw the pecker between Lenin's legs! Take heed womyn... you are being watched.

CC (ÔÔ)

**9/24/2016, 2:33 pm**

The overly perceptive [color=#C0392B]Captain Craptek[/color] wrote:Comrade Putout,

Others may not fully appreciate your "not so subtle" imagery, but the ol'Captain misses little. I immediately saw the pecker between Lenin's legs! Take heed woman... you are being watched.

CC (ÔÔ)

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You are nasty even when I don't want to be nasty... I am watching you!
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**9/24/2016, 3:41 pm**

Comrade Putout sent a hint with her message when she wrote:
The overly perceptive [color=#C0392B]Captain Craptek[/color] wrote:Comrade Putout,

Others may not fully appreciate your "not so subtle" imagery, but the ol'Captain misses little. I immediately saw the pecker between Lenin's legs! Take heed woman... you are being watched.

CC (ÔÔ)
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You are nasty even when I don't want to be nasty... I am watching you!
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I know - I insulted you by spelling "womyn" inkorrektly. That's been korrekted! Get over it!

**9/24/2016, 4:15 pm**

Don't make me stop this internet and separate you two! You know I'll do it too, now BOTH of you, settle down. And no. We're not there yet...

**9/24/2016, 5:50 pm**

Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:Don't make me stop this internet and separate you two! You know I'll do it too, now BOTH of you, settle down. And no. We're not there yet...

But Ivan,... she touched me first!

**9/25/2016, 12:12 am**

Captain Craptek wrote:
Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:Don't make me stop this internet and separate you two! You know I'll do it too, now BOTH of you, settle down. And no. We're not there yet...

But Ivan,... she touched me first!

LISTEN! You better stay on your half of the seat and she stay on her half of the seat otherwise I'm gonna stop this internet by the side of the road and leave you there.

The People's Cube - Political Satire

Lenin statue flees NYC fearing Trump's victory over Hillary

Famous punk rock album first draft

Vladimir summons the mighty Cthulhu from his slumber to wreak havoc upon the capitalistic pigs (view from New York Harbor).[attachment=0]lenin-cthulhu.jpg[/attachment]