The People's Cube - Political Satire

(via Rush)

just 30 seconds, khyeavy Rushyan aktsyent, brilliant diagnosis :

Prog off...
A very wiseman indeed!
prog on

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Proving CLFPT, Comrade Lavrov's Fundamental Pussy Theorem :


New First Lady :

Comrade Dummkopf,

I gather they've released you from,... ah,.. Excellent. I found this in an old book in the nut cellar and thought I'd pass it along. It's worth a look. After all, who knows pussy better than a rodent?

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... and now hush, hush ‒ take a hike, before Comradette Clara or the Other One, with that Godawful Shovel, start reading things like is Dummkopf just glad to see Craptek, or is that a rodent contra-pussy in his pocket? into all this here...

Now I know the rodent is full of crap.

NOBODY understands pussy, nobody. Not even other pussies understand pussy because if they did, there wouldn't be cat-fight noises outside the barracks all night long.

Comrade genosse, Hillary-ous! This Lavrov guy pulls'em right out of his sleeve, as we say here in the motherland.