The People's Cube - Political Satire

I've watched in amusement for years as the Democratic Party operates like drunken monkeys squirrels in their quest for supreme power. Why on earth they chose this path of creeping socialism, instead of all out revolution is beyond me. Nothing illustrates the folly of this strategy more than the current primary problems.

Hillary's victory in the Pennsylvania has guaranteed many more weeks of strife, embarrassment, and bloodletting.

There's a view among Democrats and the MSM that the reason for the party's failure to pick a candidate is that we have two most extraordinary candidates: talented, attractive, and in their gender and race, excitingly new.

Which is exactly what they are suppose to think. However because we must work within a broken free election model, certain facts have been revealed, putting at risk our plans for The Progressive World of Next Tuesday. This asinine primary process contains a fatal flaw which allows exposure of our candidates weaknesses. Because we are running two progressive candidates who hold identical views on the issues, we are unable to present the normal show primary. Leaving the candidates with no choice but to continue nit-picking over each others irrelevant character flaws.

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So now Obama appears to be a cynic and a snob, after telling the limo libs of San Francisco one thing and the great unwashed of Pennsylvania another. Well how else do you get elected?

Hillary has been caught embellishing her resume. Duh! Apparently most the people in God Damn Amerika need to be re-educated, don't they know The Truth™ is what Hillary says it is.

Furthermore Obama's redneck remarks have made things difficult for Hillary because it's much easier expressing condescending views about the working class than pretending to be one of them.

Beyond the damage being inflicted to the candidates, what is happening to the party in general is equally troubling.

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Commissar Howard Dean is finding the situation increasingly difficult to cope with. Luckily his normal demeanor appears unhinged to most, so further instability goes largely unnoticed.

The progressive rank and file are growing bitter and there is a fear they may start clinging to guns and religion, instead of clinging to hatred for Bush and Amerika. This would be a complete disaster, if their base believes they can protect themselves and consult their spiritual center for guidance, they could turn their backs on government dependence thereby dooming the Democratic party.

Eight years of Bushitler, millions of innocent people slaughtered, our rights vanishing daily, an unpopular illegal war and the worst recession ever has handed the Democrats their best chance, not merely of winning their first presidential election in 12 years, but of achieving a rare, once in a lifetime transformational shift toward socialism.

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And here we are, six months from a presidential election, and it is the Democrats once again who seem to be staring defeat in the face.

Who knows what perils lie in the weeks ahead. But neither candidate is likely to get to the 2,025 delegates needed to win the nomination. Which means the ballot results will be thrown out with the trash and Super Delegates will decide for us, which is the one bright spot. Putting matters of such importance in the hands of the common people is just stupid.

By then the damage will have already been done, McCain will win and our struggle will continue.

I know some comrades will say, McCain is one of us, we win regardless. They are wrong. Unlike Obama and Hillary, McCain does not closely follow the teaching of Alinsky, Marx and Engels. He is merely a part-time lefty and a maverick, don't be so certain he will always act for The Greater Good™.

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Our future looks bleak comrades, and I'm left asking when will the revolution begin?

Love the Chaos pic. Post it also in the Obamunist posters thread!

Maksim, there is perhaps one thing to consider. Yes, the Super Delegates will decide it, and that is where Harold Ickes comes in. He is in charge of the Super Delegates for Our Many Titted Empress. And he is the meanest man since dear Comrade Stalin.

This will be a way for him to have a dry run up to the Progressive World of Next Tuesday, with its death camps.

He does look like one evil SOB, does he not. I get the sense he's on a strict diet of human flesh. Finally someone I can believe in.

I watched him during the time the Rethuglicans were unjustly accusing Our First Black President of lying under oath. A lie here, a lie there. So what's the big deal? But I digress.

I was very impressed by Mr. Ickes' performance. One look from him would send a mortgage broker running for the door. And that's no mean feat. I have on excellent authority that when a resort wants to clean the sharks out of a bay, they pay for the holiday of just one mortgage broker and that scares the sharks off--the ones that don't die of fright.

Vote Cobra Commander!!!

If we could see Our Many Titted Empress advancing toward us it would remind us of the first scene of the boulder rolling...

Ve need someone of testicular fortitude.

Our Many Titted Empress has millions of testicles--other peoples'.

I'm disgusted and amazed at the same time.