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12/1/2016, 8:08 pm
Evil Smiley
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As part of their remodeling and updating of their Chappaqua, New York, home, the Clintons have replaced the old-fashioned rural mailbox with a new, modern, secure night deposit safe.

This part of the the Clinton home modernization is designed to make it easier for donors to the Clinton Foundation to drop off their cash donations prior to entering the property.

If the donation equals or exceeds a certain dollar amount, the gates to the property will then open and the visitor will be escorted on to the premises.


12/1/2016, 8:34 pm
RedDiaperette
Will the receptacle be able to convert dinars and other foreign currency to dollars in evaluating entry permissions?


12/2/2016, 8:32 am
Genosse Dummkopf
RedDiaperette wrote:Will the receptacle be able to convert dinars and other foreign currency to dollars ... ?
yeah, conversion-app inside.

But to renminbi, as Ma'am Incompetent already made a deal with the ChiComs to retract the U.S. Dollar and let Renminbi take its place. (That revolutionary achievement will be unveiled to the masses as a part of the FIRST!‒WOMAN!‒EVAH! VOTE‒H‒2020! platform.)


12/2/2016, 12:36 pm
trashmouth
As an extra bonus, all currency and foreign currency donations that do not equal or exceed a certain dollar amount will be sent a voucher with a Swiss bank deposit number and a signed copy of Newsweek with Hillary's coronation picture.
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12/3/2016, 6:05 pm
Evil Smiley
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