The People's Cube - Political Satire

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Rash of faithless electors refuse to vote for…Clinton?

As electoral college voters met Monday, many went rogue — but not from President-elect Donald Trump as was expected. Several “faithless electors” who cast their presidential ballots Monday for someone other than Trump or Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton did so in support of Clinton's Democratic primary challenger, Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders.

We don't envy these "faithless electors" for their fate is terrible. If the phrase "you have failed me for the last time" doesn't ring the bell, watch this video taken at the Clinton's campaign headquarters shortly before the election. The transcript is below.

Huma Abedin: What of the Rebellion? If the Deplorables have obtained a complete technical reading of this campaign, it is possible, however unlikely, they might find a weakness and exploit it.

Hillary Clinton: The emails you refer to will soon be back in our hands.

John Podesta: Any attack made by the Deplorables against this campaign would be a useless gesture, no matter what technical data they have obtained. This campaign is now the ultimate power in the universe! I suggest we use it!

Hillary Clinton: Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force.

John Podesta: Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerer's ways, Madam Secretary. Your sad devotion to that ancient religion has not helped you conjure up the stolen emails, or given you clairvoyance enough to find the Deplorables' hidden sourc...

[Hillary makes a pinching motion and Podesta starts choking]

Hillary Clinton: I find your lack of faith disturbing.

As we now know, the Deplorables did find the weak spot and destroyed the Clinton's Death Star. With more Imperial Democrats beginning to blame Hillary for their historic losses, how soon will it be before she tells them, "you have failed me for the last time"?

Comrade:

The Central Committee of the Imperial Democrats asked me to inform your readers that it is in the process of building a large trash heap, big enough for the Clinton Crime Family (CCF) as well as various and sundry hangers-on. They expect this important repository to be ready sometime in January. Should CCF members refuse to move, the CCID has ways of persuading them that have worked well in the past.

HB

Comrades,

Is that John Podesta in black?


GC out

Henny Bogan wrote:...we are in the process of building a large trash heap, big enough for the Clinton Crime Family (CCF) as well as various and sundry hangers-on. We expect this important repository to be ready sometime in January...

Proceed with caution, comrade. In the wrong hands, a half ton of garbage can be a powerful tool of progress and change, as documented and recorded by the dissident People's Minstrel, Comrade Arlo Guthrie in his documentary of the "Alice's Restaurant Massacre". (Young beet sprouts do your own research, I've given you the title and artist.)

Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:as documented and recorded by the dissident People's Minstrel, Comrade Arlo Guthrie in his documentary of the "Alice's Restaurant Massacre". (Young beet sprouts do your own research, I've given you the title and artist.)

<Wagging finger> Uh uh uh. <shaking head> That documentary used Politikally Incorrekt words: "...and if two people do it, they'll think you're a couple of queers..."

If you have, or find, an extant copy of "Alice's Restaurant" you are required to report it and/or turn it in to be added to the Burn Pile of Huck Finn books.

Comrade, you are indeed familiar with the documentary, but are not studied in it (ya SLACKER!)

Comrade Arlo clearly stated "...they'd think they's faggots...." and nobody wants to be a British cigarette.

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Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:Comrade, you are indeed familiar with the documentary, but are not studied in it (ya SLACKER!)

Comrade Arlo clearly stated "...they'd think they's faggots...." and nobody wants to be a British cigarette.

But surely faggots are sticks of firewood. What is politically incorrect about firewood? And was there not a song once about "gathering a bunch of faggots in the park"?

Oh, I am so confused again.

Looked into that blazing source of verboten news (Comrade Director's link above).
There, seen this :


... and slapped my - Kraut - forehead!

Comrades, that's it, the panacea, the ticket! No recount - replay!
First replace, replace, replace all those Deplorables, aaand : replay!

see here, see here, Comrades, the real-socialistic inspiration :

Written* by Bertolt Brecht (Commie, yet with moments of clarity), addressing June 17, 1953.
06-17-1953 : the first massive, country-wide riot in the Eastern Bloc.
(Next, and much worse eruptions: 1956.)

* of course, for the drawer - what else?
(Brecht lived in GDR - since 1949, as prominence, having left opppresive Amerikkka ('41-'48))