The People's Cube - Political Satire

I've decided to support Black Lives Matter, at least for the next few minutes, as blackness, like any other so-called “race,” is a matter of self-identification, and right now, having peeked into my trousers, I'm feeling mighty black. OK, well, despite looking into my trousers, I'm feeling mighty black. Well, just a tad-bit black. Maybe cinnamon or cocoa-level blackness. But who is anyone to say that I am not black?

Welcome to the Cube, Komrade Kevinsky! You first contribution is most equal.

Your post has made me do some soul-searching on Google and I discovered a movie and a poster I had never heard of before.



It was made at a time when things were a complete opposite of what they are today: a white community organizer was in the White House and white people were in the streets, protesting a systemic racism of the black establishment, wearing "White Lives Matter" t-shirts they bought at Wal-Mart. That was why some of the more advanced blacks thought being white was so cool and they pretended to be white - just like some of the more advanced whites today think being black is so cool and so they pretend to be black, like Rachel Dolezal and Shaun King.

Thank you comrades. I am most pleased to be here among my comrade conspirators in thought crime -- yet I feel unworthy. I feel the need to engage in the catharsis of self-criticism: "I love Kim Jong-Un too much."

I highly recommend I PASSED FOR WHITE as an unintentional comedy. Extra bonus: Sonya Wilde, veteran of two Perry Mason's, is hot! In the remake, Rachel Dolezal... not so hot. But I'm just being racist.

Komrade Kevinsky, you clearly are not up-to-date on our Party's latest revolutionary tactics. Why would you attempt to pass as black when you can identify as trans-racial?

Comrade Stierlitz wrote:Why would you attempt to pass as black when you can identify as trans-racial?

Too easy. I like a challenge. And... I'm old-school.

Welcome, Comrade K! Guess who else has been passing for black but enjoyed full AA/EOE privileges? Yes, this requires some serious thought. Maybe a movie will be made after said individual vacates the premises.

Someone Tweeted this in response to our Tweet with this link:

-OFF KARAKTER-
Her name sounds a bit like a medicine, to be honest.

Tired of working hard for a living?
Try Dolezal!™ Guaranteed to turn you into the victim you need to be.

Dolezal™.
It helps you live on the dole.

Party Diplomat Ivan Drago wrote:-OFF KARAKTER-
Her name sounds a bit like a medicine, to be honest.

Tired of working hard for a living?
Try Dolezal!™ Guaranteed to turn you into the victim you need to be.

Dolezal™.
It helps you live on the dole.

If you suffer from "White Guilt" ask your doctor if Dolezal is right for you.

The side effects may include this prog-paradox:

When black Rachel Dolezal says something, it's brilliant.
When white Rachel Dolezal says the same thing, it's racist.

If cognitive dissonance lasts for more than four hours, call your prog-tologist.

Look up your local prog-tologist here: