The People's Cube - Political Satire

The "New Unit of Settlement" (NUS) is the "blueprint for a truly socialist city". Ad copy for 'NEW UNIT OF SETTLEMENT' Forty-Six follows:

There it is, Dear... Our new home!

Oh Byron, it's everything I dreamed it would be!

Yes, Iris, a place just for people like us — correct-thinking people who all think alike. Deplorables are not welcome. Not just deplorable people, but deplorable ideas too.

Will we be safe there?

Darling! The entire city is a gun-free zone!

Yes, of course. But what about our mental safety...? Our emotional safety?

Relax, Dear. It's also a religion-free zone.

No... no churches at all?

Well there are mosques, of course. You wouldn't want to be seen as intolerant, would you?

Byron, you think of everything! All I can say is, “Here we come... New Unit of Settlement Forty-Six!”

Most Equal Komrade Kevinsky,

I do hope the phrase "Arbeit Macht Frei" is posted above the gate!

Swept away by the Current Truth ™,

Red Salmon

Komrade K,

Such a lovely bubble. Really. But, are there any tall trees inside? I don't see any. (I prefer oak)

Captain Craptek wrote:Komrade K,

Such a lovely bubble. Really. But, are there any tall trees inside? I don't see any. (I prefer oak)

Tall trees require CO2 -- declared a pollutant by the EPA.

FYI:

Alexei Gutnov and his team set to create “a concrete spatial agenda for Marxism”. At the center of The Communist City lay the “The New Unit of Settlement” (NUS) described as “a blueprint for a truly socialist city“. Gutnov established four fundamental principles dictating their design plan. First, they wanted equal mobility for all residents with each sector being at equal walking distance from the center of the community and from the rural area surrounding them. Secondly, distances from a park area or to the center were planned on a pedestrian scale, ensuring the ability for everyone to be able to reasonably walk everywhere. Third, public transportation would operate on circuits outside the pedestrian area, but stay linked centrally with the NUS, so that residents can go from home to work and vice versa easily. Lastly, every sector would be surrounded by open land on at least two sides, creating a green belt.

Komrade Kevinsky wrote:

Captain Craptek wrote:Komrade K,

Such a lovely bubble. Really. But, are there any tall trees inside? I don't see any. (I prefer oak)

Tall trees require CO2 -- declared a pollutant by the EPA.

Perhaps artificial oak trees made from recycled Trump voters would meet environmental standards? I will ask Comrade Gutnov next time he floats by.

Thank Allah Gaia whomever that this "Refuge From The Trumpist Imperialist AmeriKKKa™" was completed before the Universally-hated War-Criminal Trump completes his overthrow of Our Obammunist Master! My Our entire Beet-Kollectiv is preparing to emigrate as soon as we can get a good price for our Peoples' Beet Farm!

"blueprint for a truly socialist city"

Komrade Kevinsky, it sounds glorious! There can never be enough socialist run Utopian cities!

And deeply behind-the-scenes (not mentioned in the public at all), AFFH is, uh, progressing.
Stanley (Radical-in-Chief (2010)) Kurtz wrote about that cabal since 2013.
General keywords : AFFH, Twin Cities Minneapolis and St. Paul, Thrive MSP 2040.

Two introductory samples (Kurtz, in NRO) :
Massive Government Overreach: Obama's AFFH Rule Is Out (July 8, 2015) :

... AFFH is easily one of President Obama's most radical initiatives, on a par with Obamacare in its transformative potential.
... Ultimately, the regulation amounts to back-door annexation, a way of turning America's suburbs into tributaries of nearby cities.

Attention America's Suburbs: You Have Just Been Annexed (July 20, 2015).

More via Kurtz's Archive 2015 and Archive 2016, search : AFFH, HUD, Obamazone.
Early status of AFFH also in Kurtz's Spreading the Wealth (2012).

Genosse Dummkopf wrote:

And deeply behind-the-scenes (not mentioned in the public at all), AFFH is, uh, progressing.
Stanley (Radical-in-Chief (2010)) Kurtz wrote about that cabal since 2013.
General keywords : AFFH, Twin Cities Minneapolis and St. Paul, Thrive MSP 2040.

Two introductory samples (Kurtz, in NRO) :
Massive Government Overreach: Obama's AFFH Rule Is Out (July 8, 2015) :

... AFFH is easily one of President Obama's most radical initiatives, on a par with Obamacare in its transformative potential.
... Ultimately, the regulation amounts to back-door annexation, a way of turning America's suburbs into tributaries of nearby cities.

Attention America's Suburbs: You Have Just Been Annexed (July 20, 2015).

More via Kurtz's Archive 2015 and Archive 2016, search : AFFH, HUD, Obamazone.
Early status of AFFH also in Kurtz's Spreading the Wealth (2012).

Comrade Dummkopf,

Dear Leader's administration has been the most transparent EVER ! Therefore, by simple deduction, conduction, and repulsion, your konklusion is inkorrekt! Jawohl !

Captain Craptek wrote:Comrade Dummkopf,

Dear Leader's administration has been the most transparent EVER ! Therefore, by simple deduction, conduction, and repulsion, your konklusion is inkorrekt! Jawohl !

Dang! You must be right, Comrade Craptek. THIS transparency, ja ? :

... also got a peek at NEW UNIT OF SETTLEMENT Forty-Six :

Thousands upon thousands of empty cells waiting,.. to be filled,.. with,..?

Is room 101 on the ground floor, or up a flight of stairs?

There's a Room 101 on every floor.