The People's Cube - Political Satire

Boston, Ma. - A shocking discovery and a private investigation led to the arrest of a Boston area kindergarten teacher named Hillary Streisand last Friday afternoon, after her students began drawing hate symbols at home - in chalk on their driveways, or with crayons on paper.

Parents whose sons and daughters played together started talking about their children's odd drawings, trying to understand where they could have seen such symbols. After several such discussions parents began to notice an identical pattern and even a method to their children's recent artistic behavior.

The two sets of parents then created a Facebook group and added all the other parents whose children attended the same class. They soon realized that all children under Streisand's supervision were drawing the same things: swastikas and the name "Trump." The following morning, the parents walked into their children's classroom to find what appeared to be a factory where their children were forced to mass-produce anti-Trump picket signs for the upcoming Presidential inauguration.

The parents claimed that a week prior they were told the class would be doing a lot of painting and they needed to dress their children accordingly, which was why they weren't worried seeing their children returning home covered in paint. After a few heated exchanges between the parents and Mrs. Streisand, physical altercation erupted between the teacher and two mothers, prompting a teacher in an adjoining classroom to call 911.

When police arrived, the officers witnessed Streisand chanting, "Trump is the Antichrist!"

She was sedated, arrested, and later brought to Mercy Hospital for evaluation, where doctors confirmed she was suffering a psychotic break, likely triggered by the 2016 election results.

Colleagues claimed Streisand had been known to speak openly about her political stances in the past, but never to this extent. Many were shocked to see how much her hatred and contempt for the President-elect had bled into her work, causing her to force her pupils to repeatedly draw the symbols of the Third Reich day in and day out.

Streisand was last seen being carried through an ER room, where police and hospital staff had to restrain the teacher while she repeatedly screamed "Trump is Hitler!" Ms. Streisand's current health status is unknown, but she is expected to be released sometime later today.

School authorities pleaded with the community for understanding, stating, "Let's not forget who the real victim here is."[/size]

If it isn't mister "I was live on CNN" comrade Chedoh! Too bad you were blurred in the original CNN clip.

This morning I received an email, and this exchange followed:

Faithful reader of this Party Organ: Comrade, is this for real, or a spoof?

Red Square, People's Director, etc. etc.: It's a spoof, of course - a metaphor of what is happening to our education and the society in general, and as such, it goes deeper into identifying and describing the problem than a long and serious essay.

Faithful reader of this Party Organ: It was so well-written and so close to today's headlines it had me fooled.

I wondered if this were true right up to reading how the teacher shouted, "Trump is the AntiChrist!" I knew it to be parody then; after all, when was the last time the Peoples Republic of Massachusetts let a Christian of any sort teach the children?

This story is not too far off -

Michigan Teacher Won't Let Students Watch Trump's Inauguration Speech

Heatstreet wrote:Fourth-grade students in Williamston, Michigan, won't be watching Donald Trump's Inauguration speech during class time on Friday because their teacher feels Trump's statements during the campaign compromise the historic event.

According to radio host Steve Gruber, Brett Meteyer, who teaches the elementary school students, sent a letter to parents explaining that students would watch the 2005 and 2009 inaugurations instead, and will cut off viewing of Trump's inauguration right before the President-elect speaks.

Someone said (even within a website recently purged on Wikipedia) :
These days, it's getting ever harder to be funny by parodying Leftism.

Genosse Dummkopf wrote:Someone said (even within a website recently purged on Wikipedia) :
These days, it's getting ever harder to be funny by parodying Leftism.

That great sage, the Ayatollah Khomeini, once said, "There is no humor in Islam. There is no fun in Islam. There can be no fun and joy in what is serious." Leftism is SERIOUS. Therefore, there is no humor in Leftism. There can be no fun and joy in Leftism. Und so weiter.

RedDiaperette wrote:

Genosse Dummkopf wrote:Someone said (even within a website recently purged on Wikipedia) :
These days, it's getting ever harder to be funny by parodying Leftism.

That great sage, the Ayatollah Khomeini, once said, "There is no humor in Islam. There is no fun in Islam. There can be no fun and joy in what is serious." Leftism is SERIOUS. Therefore, there is no humor in Leftism. There can be no fun and joy in Leftism. Und so weiter.

By Marxian Dialectics, you are right (no fun and joy in Leftism), and the it's‒getting‒ever‒harder‒to‒be‒funny‒by‒parodying‒Leftism bunch is right (Leftism these days such an Absurdistan, that the absurd their imagination and understanding of Leftism spawns barely keeps up with Leftish Reality, spouted out non-stop).


(yeah, I know that verdict of the austere Ayatollah ; it's blood-curdling to see a culture - here orthodox Shia - to have such a tenet at its basis, since centuries, and widely lived out.)

wow! looks like Common Core Math has a path to Fundamental Transforsimplification!
(same true for Common Core Reproductive Genderism ; just frumpet tuck this, tuck that.)

Fhalkyn wrote:

Subvet wrote:I wondered if this were true right up to reading how the teacher shouted, "Trump is the AntiChrist!" I knew it to be parody then; after all, when was the last time the Peoples Republic of Massachusetts let a Christian of any sort teach the children?

When I saw that the venerable Comrade Chedoh had written the article, I knew it was a parody and settled in for a hilarious read. Our dear Comrade did not disappoint!

Yeah, that's one inconsistency with this. However didn't some people say Obama was the antichrist back in '08? This article does sound very convincing (except the name Hilliary is a dead giveaway) and I almost considered sharing this on facebook to see how many stubborn conservatives would be fooled by this.

"The next generation of activists."

Los Angeles: Elementary Students March Against Trump

TruthRevolt wrote:Hillary sycophants at LA Magazine have been salivating over a protest march of Los Angeles elementary school students, with kids as young as 7 waving anti-Trump slogans and partisan-charged signs like "Republican'ts."

"Hundreds of people—mostly elementary school-aged—gathered at UCLA to join university faculty and First Lady of Los Angeles Amy Wakeland for a peaceful protest yesterday," reports LA Mag. "Kids and parents made signs for the march throughout the campus, spreading a message of equality and unity."

Among the various chants shouted by the little ones, "Two, four, six, eight, we do not discriminate!" was the favorite.

The left, going all the way back to propaganda posters featuring murderous dictators like Stalin and Mao kissing little babies, have always used children as props for their destructive ends. Here in the United States, the rise of Trump brought this insanity out in spades, reaching its tasteless apex in a PSA video featuring Latino kids yelling "f–ck you, you racist f–ck" to protest Trump. Feminists did a similar stunt with 6-year-old girls.

Soon leftists will be probing infants, and when that doesn't sway the American public towards National Socialism, they'll probe unborn babies, and may finally accept their personhood.

In all seriousness, though, this -- forgive the use of this word -- rape of children's innocence was best rebutted in the article "Parents: Stop Scaring Your Kids About the Election" for the Acculturated pop culture website:

"Along with the other parenting basics—providing a stable environment, keeping kids fed, clothed, sheltered—parents need to keep and make their children feel safe. Safety means more than just locking the doors at night and making sure they don't run into the street. Safety means not freaking them out the day after an election by sobbing in their arms and making statements like, 'Your future is doomed.'"

Red Square wrote:Among the various chants shouted by the little ones, "Two, four, six, eight, we do not discriminate!" was the favorite.

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3, 5, 7, 9, Your ideas create breadlines!

Did Chedoh write this, too? I'm talking to you, Snopes.

Texas high school teacher posts video of herself ‘shooting' Trump in her classroom

“Die,” the teacher screamed before shooting the gun at the image projected on a classroom whiteboard as voices can be heard in the background. She posted the video Friday to her Instagram account, which she has since made private, with the caption, “Watching the #inauguration in my classroom like…. #no #stop #denial #squirtgun #hypocrisy #powerless #saveusall #teachthembetter #atleastitsfriday.”

Performance art practice session - please keep moving...

Such madcap hi-jinks! What larks! Did she do it with a pop-tart bitten into the shape of a gun?