The People's Cube - Political Satire

Kamrades, how could we have allowed this to happen?

Perhaps we can counter this with a No Beets for Dangerous Faggots Shovel Ready Gulag tour...

College Republicans in California! Oppressed minority that is rising against fascism and oppression. The Political Kollective has determined the exact moment the fetus becomes a human and has a soul with 14th Amendment rights bestowed. Do not listen to lies from so-called "biologists" that the complete genome known as a "human" is present after conception. That is really a kangaroo. Then, with approval of Political Kommisar, the switch to human occurs at politically determined time. DO NOT QUESTION THIS.

Papa Kalashnikook wrote:College Republicans in California! Oppressed minority that is rising against fascism and oppression. The Political Kollective has determined the exact moment the fetus becomes a human and has a soul with 14th Amendment rights bestowed. Do not listen to lies from so-called "biologists" that the complete genome known as a "human" is present after conception. That is really a kangaroo. Then, with approval of Political Kommisar, the switch to human occurs at politically determined time. DO NOT QUESTION THIS.

Indeed, komrad Kalashnikook! We must resist the proletariat but the proletariat must not be allowed to resist us!

Papa Kalashnikook wrote:College Republicans in California! Oppressed minority that is rising against fascism and oppression. The Political Kollective has determined the exact moment the fetus becomes a human and has a soul with 14th Amendment rights bestowed. Do not listen to lies from so-called "biologists" that the complete genome known as a "human" is present after conception. That is really a kangaroo. Then, with approval of Political Kommisar, the switch to human occurs at politically determined time. DO NOT QUESTION THIS.

Humans have souls? Is this not a remnant of bourgeois superstition? Or are these "souls" perhaps special permits issued by the State?

RedDiaperette wrote:

Papa Kalashnikook wrote:College Republicans in California! Oppressed minority that is rising against fascism and oppression. The Political Kollective has determined the exact moment the fetus becomes a human and has a soul with 14th Amendment rights bestowed. Do not listen to lies from so-called "biologists" that the complete genome known as a "human" is present after conception. That is really a kangaroo. Then, with approval of Political Kommisar, the switch to human occurs at politically determined time. DO NOT QUESTION THIS.

Humans have souls? Is this not a remnant of bourgeois superstition? Or are these "souls" perhaps special permits issued by the State?

Da! These are carefully inserted at the politically correct appointed time thus transforming the "blob of useless to the State flesh" into a "blob of useful to the State flesh" at the stroke of Midnight according to the time provided by atavistic screeches from The Peoples Committee for Transforming Useless to the State Blobs of Flesh". It is written.

Important update, komrades! The Useful Idiots™ at UC Berzerkely (the ideological home of Stalinist Studies™ in Amerika) has stepped up to the plate to quash The Alt Reich™ and their leader and put an end to tyranny and the Evil Trump™ through the continued use of Peaceful Demonstrations™! Any scenes of injuries the People's Property or the people can easily be blamed on coincidence or (preferably) on the hated Alt Reich™ itself.

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This famous Hollywood director knows the right way to incite domestic terrorists.

Evil Smiley wrote:This famous Hollywood director knows the right way to incite domestic terrorists.

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Or as we used to say.... Don't say I'm violent or I'll kill you.

It is so good to hear these revolutionary songs again. They just never grow old, do they?

RedDiaperette wrote:

Evil Smiley wrote:This famous Hollywood director knows the right way to incite domestic terrorists.

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Or as we used to say.... Don't say I'm violent or I'll kill you.

It is so good to hear these revolutionary songs again. They just never grow old, do they?

No. They will never grow old if we teach the young to discover them over and over again,..

Keep up the fire, young socialists! We are slowly convincing Mr. and Mrs. Middle America that we have the moral high ground! Keep calling ANYONE you disagree with a Nazi and then try to set them on fire! Remember, every time you loot a business or just smash out the windows of a car, you are winning the hearts and minds of the owners of that business or that car to the cause!

We have to destroy free speech in order to save it.

It has come to the attention of the Central Committee that more must be done to protect, preserve and defend the lives of the children, aged 0 and upward only. Please turn in all of your firearms. Yours in Collectively Equal Partnership, Comrade Steinemovsky.

Hitler rants about Milo at UC Berkeley