The People's Cube - Political Satire

Even the LA Times doesn't know how many States there are. Simple math indicates there are 60 States, not 57. Can you name them all?

States Visited: 57

States left to go: 1

Hawaii / Alaska: 2

Total # of States: 60



Patriotic Obama Pin Honors All 57 States

"Obama, for the grand prize, can you name all 60 States!"

"Lets see, there's Oregon, there's New York, there's Cuba, there's ah, Washington DC, there's France, um, there's Mexico, um... Oh yeah there's Chicago... um..."

Submit this to the Ministry of Truth immediately!

Clearly he has also been to the State of Denial,

There are 60 states now? Damn! Why doesn't anyone tell me these things?

As I was saying in a recent speech....

"From the balmy waters of Puerto Rico to the tropic waters of Guan in the Pacific, a red curtain of Hope 'N Change has descended across the northern hemisphere. Behind that line lie all the capitals of the ancient states of the former United States and it's former Haliburton lackeys."