The People's Cube - Political Satire

Behold the new Nike hijab!

Sportswear takes an exciting new turn! Show the muscle-beach pretty boys that your optional scimitar is ready to wreak havoc on their sinful oiled pectorals!

(shown in black death colorway with white avenger swoosh logo)

I do not like that the ears are covered. (Note my own carefully crafted helmet, which I would photoshop with a logo as an example if I had such skills.) The ears make excellent surveillance devices -- like funnels on swivels.

The glorious Nike hijab report says :

wrote:... The pull-on hijab is made of light, stretchy fabric that includes tiny holes for breathability and an elongated back so it will not come untucked. It will come in three colors: black, vast grey and obsidian. ...

Wait... "tiny holes"?
So the honor of the covered Muslima is still exposed to the prying eyes of unclean kuffar???

And then, "three colors"? "black, grey, obsidian"??
What do they think, a chastely Muslima is a fuckin' parrot???


That Nike outfit needs a serious lesson in proper Islam, both the Al-Azhar and the Daesh way.

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Those who trumpet "creeping Islamization" are paranoiacs. They must be wiretapped.

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Plenty of swoosh, swagger and Friskies...
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Incredible success!
Nike finally delivers, 38 years after the first massive rally to demand Sport Hijab™ :

(Tehran, March 8th 1979 - next day after Supreme Leader decreed compulsory hijab from now on)

File under: "False Modesty" ("or we'll kill you" - Mullahs), or "Yet another company selling out to a 7th century death cult while the selling out is good."

Just a thought on why progressives (liberals, democrats, socialists) are partnering with islam and sharia.

They, like the adherents of the aforementioned death cult, don't care what you choose to do so long as it's mandatory.

I don't know who did this, but it's Cube material.

Here's a follow-up.

If you like your (NIKE™) Hijab, you NOT ALWAYS can keep your (NIKE™) Hijab.