4/14/2017, 3:31 am
Attorney General Jeff Sessions has publicly disclosed that he is suffering from a "near-crippling" caffeine addiction after lashing out against a personal assistant who brought the AG a decaffeinated coffee with his breakfast. Once Sessions realized that his drink contained no caffeine, he was immediately overcome with anger and threw the burning hot beverage at his personal attendant.
What Sessions did not know was that his attendant was following directions from Mary Sessions, the wife of the AG who has in recent months expressed a growing concern over her husband's caffeine habit that finally came to a boiling point and erupted in a semi-public environment.
The personal attendant was treated for first degree burns on their face and neck. It was determined that the injury caused by the elevated temperature of the thrown drink was not severe enough for a hospital visit.
A brief statement by Sessions' family disclosed that Jeff Sessions has been struggling with his addiction to caffeine for at least a decade. His body has allegedly grown so tolerant of the substance that he needed to have a concentrated and synthetic form of caffeine administered directly into the bloodstream through intravenous therapy in order to bypass his liver and kidneys.
Other reliable sources have stated that concern over Jeff Sessions' addiction started when the problem has become serious when Sessions had to start resorting to daily coffee enemas just to feel the desired effects that drinking his coffee used to give him.
For the process of the enema, Sessions would lie on the floor as a trained person would slip in a small hose that hung from a suspended funnel whereby the lukewarm coffee would be poured directly into the bowels of the Attorney General.
In only a few months this method also became ineffective as his tolerance to caffeine grew to the point where the concentrated synthetic form had to be brought in and administered through an IV.
According to many doctors, caffeine can be addictive and people can develop a dependency for the substance if it is overused. This particular case is no doubt an extreme example of caffeine abuse, a trap that Attorney General Jeff Sessions has sadly fallen into. Sessions and his family have asked for prayers and kind wishes during this time for his recovery.
What Sessions did not know was that his attendant was following directions from Mary Sessions, the wife of the AG who has in recent months expressed a growing concern over her husband's caffeine habit that finally came to a boiling point and erupted in a semi-public environment.
The personal attendant was treated for first degree burns on their face and neck. It was determined that the injury caused by the elevated temperature of the thrown drink was not severe enough for a hospital visit.
A brief statement by Sessions' family disclosed that Jeff Sessions has been struggling with his addiction to caffeine for at least a decade. His body has allegedly grown so tolerant of the substance that he needed to have a concentrated and synthetic form of caffeine administered directly into the bloodstream through intravenous therapy in order to bypass his liver and kidneys.
Other reliable sources have stated that concern over Jeff Sessions' addiction started when the problem has become serious when Sessions had to start resorting to daily coffee enemas just to feel the desired effects that drinking his coffee used to give him.
For the process of the enema, Sessions would lie on the floor as a trained person would slip in a small hose that hung from a suspended funnel whereby the lukewarm coffee would be poured directly into the bowels of the Attorney General.
In only a few months this method also became ineffective as his tolerance to caffeine grew to the point where the concentrated synthetic form had to be brought in and administered through an IV.
According to many doctors, caffeine can be addictive and people can develop a dependency for the substance if it is overused. This particular case is no doubt an extreme example of caffeine abuse, a trap that Attorney General Jeff Sessions has sadly fallen into. Sessions and his family have asked for prayers and kind wishes during this time for his recovery.
