4/22/2017, 1:55 pm
Not to be beat by United Airlines' new 'Club Class', American Airlines has jumped into the fray with its fare smasher deal.
Now passengers will not have to be disturbed by uppity women with unruly, noisy babies, American Airlines will clobber them with strollers, smack their pacifiers out of their snotty little faces and toss them uncermoniously off the aircraft.
We're American Airlines - doing what we do best!