The People's Cube - Political Satire

Watching the world through the lens of heroically investigative Deutscher Qualitätsjournalismus, you get of course ‒ with unavoidable 12 hours of transatlantic delay ‒ all the news that's fit to print, and more.
That way we ‒ Chermans ‒ see, in near real-time, Trump's dictatorship evolving, expanding and devouring the Progressive Free World and its glorious Community of Global Citizens.

So, Trump's latest bombshell ‒ servile and uneducated leaks to Russkies ‒ exploded also here, in the heart of EUSSR, leaving true Europeans in shock and awe.

And now the aftershock. The news, whether planted by Washington Compost & Co, or transmitted by (Cherman) MSM R&R squads (R&R: Rumination & Regurgitation), were eerily inchoate. They focused exclusively on HUMINT ‒ Trump said this, Trump said that.

Nobody cared to analyze the obvious ‒ PICINT, intelligence hidden in pictures. See below (Kube exclusive!) what a German PICINT analyst found.


Here you got it ‒ guys (apparently) yuck it up. But behind the scenes...






Then, suddenly mysterious devices pop up (they weren't in the first pic ‒ were they?) :



Left: clearly a SIGDBX, Signal DropBox ; Right: potential assassins??? (but it may be a trick ‒ make you think "shooters", while it's a SIGDBX, too) :




See? Trump talks, and SIGDBX obviously vacuuming SIGs up.
And while the "assassins" gadget disappeared, out of nowhere a new apparatus popped up!



Then, you look closer, and... by Stalin's boots! it's him, Batyushka! (or at least Maxim Gorky) :


Here all devices, in concerto. And while Kislyak the Fatso eagerly distracts Trump, Syergyey the Grump grows(!) another SISI, Signal Sink!





And now, back in Moscow. Obviously synthesizing all the recorded material.
Vladya the Villain content, Syergyey the Grump mulls over starting WW3.
And who is Enigma, their manipulator??? By Marx, isn't it Jéàn Frànçôîs K. ?




APPENDIX.
Of course, Washington Compost et al. search now wildly after the source, the PICINT analyst.
No one knows who the heck that may be. He is said to sign as "FH". Rumors have it, it may stand for "Foolhead".

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Trump believes anything!
I'll bet the mic is still in the room...
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Do not fear GD, all the flying monkeys are working overtime in a style that would make Goebells proud getting to the bottom of things while relying on the stupidity of the American people Jonathan Gruber style. This is just ONE example.

https://www.newsbusters.org/blogs/nb/rich-noyes/2017/05/16/study-cnn-completely-obsessed-donald-trump-%E2%80%94-and-not-good-way








On another front The Capitalist has been threatened to get in line or else by General Winged Monkey of the Deep State while being interviewed by another Goebells foot soldier.





In the meantime, the Goebellists, are having to exert so much effort taking down The
Capitalist Outsider infiltrator they haven't had time to even give this poor soul a proper memorial.





Perhaps after The Capitalist is destroyed they can make some time.


PROG OFF:

I have to add that it is absolutely horrifying to hear Chuck Schumer brazenly DECLARE AND ADMIT to the country and the world on a news outlet that our intelligence community which is SUPPOSE to be under the command of the Commander and Chief and serve the American people has gone ROGUE! and is going to seek and take revenge on the President according to what they have told Schumer! Apparently I have been under the misguided impression that our intelligence community were our intel gatherers so that our leaders and lawmakers could make the proper decisions to keep us safe. After Schumer's admission I can have no confidence that the intelligence community would not purposely misguide President Trump causing him to make wrong decisions that will endanger all Americans putting us and our loved ones in danger over their sick plot of revenge.