The People's Cube - Political Satire

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Early this morning President Trump challenged the nation to discover the true meaning of "covfefe."

We accepted the challenge and we're pretty sure we have figured it out. How are we doing?

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John McCain is a confefe.

A definition - tweeted by C.R.TruthCrusader

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"In 100 years covfefe will be a real word." - Warren G Harding

What do we want?

COVFEFE!!

When do we want it?

NOW!

Douglas Adams' sequel - Deep Thought answers: covfefe.

(and, Komrad Spezial K - nice to see you back in the beet fields!)

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Nov. 9, 2016 :



Jun. 1, 2017 :

Genosse Dummkopf wrote:Douglas Adams' sequel - Deep Thought answers: covfefe.

(and, Komrad Spezial K - nice to see you back in the beet fields!)

Thank you. There are a few reasons why I've been absent, but "covfefe" is truly inspirational, so it stirred me to action.

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Perhaps that is Trump's superhero name?
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BURNED!

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Genosse Dummkopf wrote:Douglas Adams' sequel - Deep Thought answers: covfefe.

(and, Komrad Spezial K - nice to see you back in the beet fields!)

Meanwhile, lesser - but militaristically oriented! - deep (submerged!) think detects this :

Wait, Red October, a submarine...Deep State...yet another Russian connection.

Perhaps Donald was trying to dial a phone number. "COVFEFE" converts to 268-3333. Assuming a D.C. area code, that's 202-268-3333. I just tried dialing it. The call doesn't go through. Obviously it's a super-secret line directly to the Kremlin.

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After years of covfefe abuse...
(Ivan... where are you pumpkin?)
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The internet was broken after President Trump tweeted out and said, “Despite the constant negative press covfefe.”

The tweet was left up for several hours without any clarification as to what the word “covfefe” meant. Was it a typo? Did the president want coffee? No. It is quite simple actually.

Dianne Marshall, an amateur historian, bible scholar, and author went digging and found that it is actually an Antediluvian term. It means, “In the end we win.” According to Marshall, it was commonly used by the sons of Adam as they fought against the evil and fallen men.

The word is pronounced: Covfefe' (pronounced “cuv – fee- fae”)

Marshall Report says:

The term gained popularity prior to the great deluge and was rarely used after the flood subsided. It regained favor around the time Nimrod was building his tower, after which it was entirely lost in translation at Babel.
It is as I said Comrades, THE SECRET WORD that alerted all the minions to his next move. Wait for it.

Far it be for me to blaspheme... but, look, we have John 1-3, don't we?
Which says "In the beginning was the Word...", doesn't it?
So.. what, if that Word was, um, "covfefe"?

Not mine:x

PeoplesKode compromised...

C O V F E F E is acronym.

Corrections sought if my KodeCey is out of date.

Children Of Very Fancy Erstwhile Foreign Elites

In Context: ...despite the constant negative press Children Of Very Fancy Erstwhile Foreign Elites.

Well, Comrades,

Finally we all can agree on something!
C O V F E F E means whatever we want it to mean. Any time, any place.
All for the sacred 1st Amendment! That's what counts. How awesome is that?

Pamalinsky wrote:...
C O V F E F E means whatever we want it to mean. Any time, any place...

Wait, that sounds more like "current truth ™ " to me...

Red Square wrote:

I have just one word of advice for your future, Son. Plastics! Or Printed Velvets, Or Covfefe. Whichever you prefer. You have a choice here. Take it! Just like the fork in the road.