Sergei the Russian Colluder explains exactly how the Russians did it...
6/18/2017, 12:58 am
Margaret
I knew it!
6/18/2017, 11:35 am
Red Square
6/18/2017, 8:58 pm
Komissar al-Blogunov
Best comment so far on YouTube:
Продал наш секрет! Предатель!
(You) betrayed our secret! Traitor!
6/19/2017, 4:49 pm
Evil Smiley
6/19/2017, 4:50 pm
Evil Smiley
6/19/2017, 4:50 pm
Evil Smiley
6/19/2017, 4:56 pm
Evil Smiley
6/25/2017, 10:25 pm
Eugene-Whipplewart
LIES by the KAPITALISTS! Will the LIES NEVER END?!? Our Glorious Komrade HILLARY! was OUR CHOICE! LONG LIVE KOMRADE HILLARY! LONG LIVE our GLORIOUS LEADER, KOMRADE OBAMA!
7/10/2017, 4:05 pm
Komissar al-Blogunov
Sergei, Russian Colluder Guy, explains nuances of Russian grammar and clever folk sayings...
7/11/2017, 1:06 pm
Red Square
Komissar al-Blogunov - can I call you Sergey? It seems you are implying that Putin has somehow laid his hands on Schroedinger's Cat.
What kind of mind-boggling methods of international espionage, intrigue, blackmail, bribes, and extortions were used to smuggle Schroedinger's Cat into Russia is beside the point. What matters is that he is now in its possession, which allows him to say that he doesn't and at the same time he does have a cat in one pithy phrase.
By extension, everything else in the Kremlin has now acquired the properties of Schroedinger's Cat, meaning that it exists and it doesn't exist at the same time. Thus, the Russian government's material resources, as well as its actions, policies, wars, corruption, or suppression of dissent does and simultaneously doesn't exist.
So when Putin says, "I meet with big guys in Kremlin and we talk about cats" he means that they talk about all of the above through the filter of the quantum theory.
And that is what makes it so hard for the anti-Trump forces to pinpoint Russian meddling and collusion in the elections. They may as well have been discussing the existence of a live Schroedinger's Cat inside a sealed box, betting everything they have on a possibility that it exists.
But it's becoming more and more likely that what they will discover is a lolcat.
7/11/2017, 2:42 pm
$.$. Halliburton
If you put a New York Times publisher in a box with poison, a geiger counter, a minuscule amount of radioactive material, and a hammer all set up so that the radioactive material is so minute that there is only a 50/50 chance of being detected over the course of an hour will the ginger counter detect the radiation causing the hammer to smash the poison and kill the NYT publisher while simultaneously not detecting the radiation and killing the NYT publisher?
Does the NYT publisher exist in the box both alive and dead as the Copernican theory of quantum mechanics states?
The American people have a right to know.
7/11/2017, 7:36 pm
Komissar al-Blogunov
Red Square wrote:By extension, everything else in the Kremlin has now acquired the properties of Schroedinger's Cat, meaning that it exists and it doesn't exist at the same time. Thus, the Russian government's material resources, as well as its actions, policies, wars, corruption, or suppression of dissent does and simultaneously doesn't exist.
That explains...everything!
7/11/2017, 7:44 pm
Komissar al-Blogunov
$.$. Halliburton wrote:Does the NYT publisher exist in the box both alive and dead as the Copernican theory of quantum mechanics states?
What happens, as we have seen, is that reporters orbit each other according to Copernican theory, and form complex but ultimately simple circular chains. For example, the NYT affirms what's printed in the WaPo, which in turn affirms what is reported on CNN which goes by the NYT. The result is stellar reporting.
7/12/2017, 4:23 am
RedDiaperette
Komissar al-Blogunov wrote:
$.$. Halliburton wrote:Does the NYT publisher exist in the box both alive and dead as the Copernican theory of quantum mechanics states?
What happens, as we have seen, is that reporters orbit each other according to Copernican theory, and form complex but ultimately simple circular chains. For example, the NYT affirms what's printed in the WaPo, which in turn affirms what is reported on CNN which goes by the NYT. The result is stellar reporting.
Is this not more like a Moebius strip?
And I do not like these discussions of Schroedinger's cat and cats in sealed boxes. Fie upon Schroedinger and all such ailurophobes.
7/12/2017, 8:09 am
Ivan the Stakhanovets
Proof? PROOF? What color is the tie? I don't have to look closely to find a glorious "hammer & sickle" embroidered on it somewhere...shall we look under all of that cleverly applied scotch tape for the "union label"?
7/12/2017, 10:37 am
Komissar al-Blogunov
Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:
Proof? PROOF? What color is the tie? I don't have to look closely to find a glorious "hammer & sickle" embroidered on it somewhere...shall we look under all of that cleverly applied scotch tape for the "union label"?
I haven't seen that much red since Gorbachev became General Secretary! There is no need to even look for the hammer and sickle. Sources close to the president have been briefed by former and current officials who described the tie as, and I quote, "eerily hammery and sickley". Totally busted. This man is through.
7/12/2017, 11:05 am
Covfefe
Is not Scotch tape, Comrades.
7/12/2017, 12:28 pm
Red Square
Vodka tape - the Russian alternative to Scotch!
It deserves a special marketing slogan - "Turning 'Nyet' into 'Mmmm' since 1917"
OOOOOHHHHH FOR PETE'S SAAAAAAAKE!!!!! This Russian collusion is like a case of herpes! It never goes away! It's like being condemned to listen to a purgatory loop of Abbott and Costello's baseball sketch where 'WHO' did the colluding NEVER makes it to first base, 'WHAT' was the collusion must have been BENCHED in the DUGOUT and 'I DON'T KNOW' seems to be the only player in this i̶n̶v̶e̶s̶t̶i̶g̶a̶t̶i̶o̶n̶ .....er.......m̶a̶t̶t̶e̶r........er.........game.
7/19/2017, 11:46 pm
Comrade Putout
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Total collusion! .
7/20/2017, 1:21 am
Ivan the Stakhanovets
CONSPIRACY!
7/20/2017, 6:27 am
Chairman Meow
Comrade Putout wrote:.Total collusion!
Susan Rice changes her mind about testifying before Congress:
7/20/2017, 9:46 am
Ivan the Stakhanovets
This makes sense! Where was the "rodent in chief" while The Donald went to Europe to wreak havoc on the glorious international policies established by his O'liness? Not here. It's too evident to be a coincidence. I say he's guilty, and I want a fair share of the Trump Craptek fortunes (for the collective, and the children ™)
7/20/2017, 11:37 am
Chairman Meow
How did we not see this before?
7/20/2017, 11:46 am
RedDiaperette
Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:This makes sense! Where was the "rodent in chief" while The Donald went to Europe to wreak havoc on the glorious international policies established by his O'liness? Not here. It's too evident to be a coincidence. I say he's guilty, and I want a fair share of the Trump Craptek fortunes (for the collective, and the children ™)
Wait, wait! First must come the show trial! (And I, of course, get the popcorn concession as always.)
7/20/2017, 1:30 pm
Chairman Meow
7/20/2017, 6:32 pm
Hammer and Loupe
RedDiaperette wrote:
Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:This makes sense! Where was the "rodent in chief" while The Donald went to Europe to wreak havoc on the glorious international policies established by his O'liness? Not here. It's too evident to be a coincidence. I say he's guilty, and I want a fair share of the Trump Craptek fortunes (for the collective, and the children ™)
Wait, wait! First must come the show trial! (And I, of course, get the popcorn concession as always.)
I like Double Jeopardy.
7/21/2017, 8:57 am
Clara Illbustyourballs Zetkin
RedDiaperette wrote:
Wait, wait! First must come the show trial! (And I, of course, get the popcorn concession as always.)
I'm afraid you won't make much from your concession on the Russian Collusion story as it is tediously dull and boring like watching paint dry.
We've been waiting for new sequels to this movie since the 70's and early 80's.....
I'm seeing a 'Debbie Does DC' in the making! Popcorn sales are guaranteed to surge!
7/21/2017, 7:01 pm
Captain Craptek
Comrades,
Oh, well,.. I see I'm once again the focus of a Stakhanovets/Putout inspired conspiracy. You've given me too little time to recuperate and regain a bit of strength in my old, frail body... nevertheless, I must struggle Forward™ as best I can.
7/22/2017, 8:55 am
Comrade Putout
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7/26/2017, 8:30 pm
Clara Illbustyourballs Zetkin
GEEWILLIKERS!!!
I have adjusted my Radio Shack Super Color Antenna every way possible..........
and I STILL can't pick up anything about this story in the MSM.
"There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission. If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume. If we wish to make it softer, we will tune it to a whisper. We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical. We can roll the image, make it flutter. We can change the focus to a soft blur or sharpen it to crystal clarity. For the next hour, sit quietly and we will control all that you see and hear. We repeat: there is nothing wrong with your television set. You are about to participate in a great adventure. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to — The Outer Limits."
7/29/2017, 9:40 pm
Comrade Stierlitz
Clara Illbustyourballs Zetkin wrote:GEEWILLIKERS!!!
I have adjusted my Radio Shack Super Color Antenna every way possible..........
and I STILL can't pick up anything about this story in the MSM.
You need the converter box. Y'know, the ones that suck the kapitalist signals out of the air, add Party-approved subliminal messages, take out anything that might be dissentful, then spit the newly Kommunized signals at you via your 13 inch People's Televisual Unit?
8/1/2017, 2:04 pm
Komissar al-Blogunov
Sadly, the collusion narrative is starting to lose traction. Women, minorities, and former colluders have been hardest hit.
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Proof Trump colluded with those blue meth guys in Albuquerque, New Mexico. .
Whoa! Trump is wearing a white shirt, a blue suit, and a red tie - the exact colors of the Russian flag! Thought you could just flaunt it in our faces, didn't you, Donald? Well, you're so busted you'll be impeached tomorrow, and Vice President Putin will be next!
8/6/2017, 5:43 pm
Comrade Putout
. Major collusion! .
8/9/2017, 12:26 am
Comrade Putout
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8/9/2017, 2:51 am
Genosse Dummkopf
FACT: "Imran Awan" - slick code name of Iwan Amran!
8/9/2017, 12:10 pm
Captain Craptek
8/9/2017, 3:09 pm
Pamalinsky
Red Square wrote:Komissar al-Blogunov - can I call you Sergey? It seems you are implying that Putin has somehow laid his hands on Schroedinger's Cat.
So when Putin says, "I meet with big guys in Kremlin and we talk about cats" he means that they talk about all of the above through the filter of the quantum theory.
I really like Schroedinger's Cat. He's everywhere! (I just love kitties, especially Schroedinger's.)
I know, I deliver videos all the time, so do not miss this one. It's good and will make you feel happy. You will realize how wonderful it is to be alive. It's that good. The video is just a little ditty that, to me, describes Schroedinger's Cat's spirit.
8/17/2017, 1:27 am
Comrade Putout
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Beyond the pale collusion... .
8/17/2017, 12:51 pm
Komissar al-Blogunov
We need an aerosol line of Colluder-B-Gon. You spray it under your bed every night, and it makes the Russian colluders go away.
9/28/2017, 6:09 pm
Red Square
I think I may have found Blogunov's long lost potty-mouthed brother.
9/28/2017, 6:30 pm
Komissar al-Blogunov
That was Vladimir. We don't talk about him.
9/28/2017, 6:59 pm
Pamalinsky
Red Square wrote:I think I may have found Blogunov's long lost potty-mouthed brother.
Thank you so much, Komrade Red, for showing me once again why I don't have to spend my hard-earned money on Cable TV or propaganda videos because (taking the tone of your video) if I want to listen to an asshole all I have to do is fart! Yes, I said it. F.A.R.T.! (Sorry, I know this is a family oriented site, I just couldn't help myself) Frrrp!
9/29/2017, 3:46 pm
Red Square
Pamalinsky wrote:(Sorry, I know this is a family oriented site, I just couldn't help myself) Frrrp!
Pamalinsky wrote:(Sorry, I know this is a family oriented site, I just couldn't help myself) Frrrp!
To reiterate my compliance with the Cube family oriented meme, I wanted to let you know that I used this "Frrrp" sound effect with my darling nephew way back when he was 6 years old and we were playing with collapsible football characters on a playboard. Whenever I won, I collapsed one his characters and made this sound. He cracked up laughing.
Now he is a snowflake that doesn't even want to talk to me. Oy, kids today? I dunno.
As far as Lobster Thermador is concerned, we here in Tucson (tuck your son in bed) are advised to use an insecticide called Termador. This, we are told, will take care of any termites that want to destroy your home. I wish it were that simple. So far, no termites. So far.
12/11/2017, 3:26 pm
Pamalinsky
Flatulence Filtering Underwear. Yeah, no kidding!
It doesn't get any better than this, Comrades. Seriously. You can actually filter out the perceived foulness of your utterances by buying this underwear. Of course it uses a carbon (aargh!) filter but, who cares, it does the job. I understand that you can buy one that converts every foul utterance into the lovely scent of Mint. Let's hope they add scents like, Febreeze, Almond, Lavender, Vanilla, or any other scent that is trendy today. It's only fair.
Stop blaming it on the dog! Declare your full responsibility!
I tried so hard to get a screen grab for this post but it moved so fast I couldn't grab it. It won't take you long to see how valuable this product is simply by clicking on the following link.
Good Luck Comrades! The survival of America is Depending on you!
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REVISE: I figured out how to grab image!
12/13/2017, 10:51 pm
Komissar al-Blogunov
Pamalinsky wrote:Flatulence Filtering Underwear Yeah, no kidding!
Shreddies Flatulence Filtering Underwear.jpg
It doesn't get any better than this, Comrades. Seriously. You can actually filter out the perceived foulness of your utterances by buying this underwear. Of course it uses a carbon (aargh!) filter but, who cares, it does the job. I understand that you can buy one that converts every foul utterance into the lovely scent of Mint. Let's hope they add scents like, Febreeze, Almond, Lavender, Vanilla, or any other scent that is trendy today. It's only fair.
Stop blaming it on the dog! Declare your full responsibility!
I tried so hard to get a screen grab for this post but it moved so fast I couldn't grab it. It won't take you long to see how valuable this product is simply by clicking on the following link.
Red Square wrote:There is only so much Shreddies can filter...
Oh dear! I must put in a memo to Hillary's Fashion Director™. She really must avoid back zippers on her skirts when she wears a short jacket. It's just too revealing. If she had, no one would have noticed her Frrrp! It would have been reported as "just a little dust on the camera lens. Heh, heh, heh."
12/14/2017, 6:04 pm
Captain Craptek
Everything you've wanted to know about farts - and more!
Cow fart-packs
fart-ed classes
mandatory acquisition underwear
capture/filter distribution centers
flatulence
breaking wind
the scientific study of this area of medicine is termed flatology.
feculent smell
expelled flatus
Gasses include: Over 99% of the volume of flatus is composed of non-smelly gases. These include oxygen, nitrogen, carbon dioxide, hydrogen and methane. Nitrogen is not produced in the gut, but a component of environmental air. Patients who have excessive intestinal gas that is mostly composed of nitrogen have aerophagia. Hydrogen, carbon dioxide and methane are all produced in the gut and contribute 74% of the volume of flatus in normal subjects.
Feculent odor gasses: The remaining trace (<1% volume) compounds give flatus its smell. In one study, H2S concentration was shown to correlate convincingly with perceived bad smell of flatus, followed by MM and DMS.* This is supported by the fact that H2S may be the most abundant VSC present. However, these results were generated from subjects who were eating a diet high in pinto beans to stimulate flatus production.
*MM and DMS: methanethiol MM, dimethyl sulphide (DMS)
Normal flatus volume: range is around 476 to 1491ml per 24 hours.
Flatulence-producing foods: Those foods include beans, lentils, dairy products, onions, garlic, spring onions, leeks, turnips, rutabagas, radishes, sweet potatoes, potatoes, cashews, Jerusalem artichokes, oats, wheat, and yeast in breads. Cauliflower, broccoli, cabbage, Brussels sprouts and other cruciferous vegetables that belong to the genus Brassica are commonly reputed to not only increase flatulence, but to increase the pungency of the flatus.
Fart control device: In 1998, Chester "Buck" Weimer of Pueblo, Colorado received a patent for the first undergarment that contained a replaceable charcoal filter. The undergarments are air-tight and provide a pocketed escape hole in which a charcoal filter can be inserted. In 2001 Mr. Weimer received the Ig Nobel Prize for Biology for his invention
Farting banned: In January 2011, the Malawi Minister of Justice, George Chaponda, said that Air Fouling Legislation would make public farting illegal in his country. When reporting the story, the media satirized Chaponda's statement with punning headlines. Later, the minister withdrew his statement.
Fart tax: The New Zealand government proposed an agricultural emissions research levy which promptly became known as a "fart tax" or "flatulence tax". It encountered opposition from farmers, farming lobby groups and opposition politicians.
Missile fuel: In May 2000, a U.S. patent was issued for a "Toy gas fired missile and launcher assembly", a product that would allow one's "colonic gases" to be stored for later ignition to "fire the missile into space.
. Captain Craptek's girlfriend... the North American Fart Squirrel! .
12/14/2017, 9:55 pm
Captain Craptek
Comrade Putout wrote:. Captain Craptek's girlfriend... the North American Fart Squirrel! .
8/6/2018, 5:42 pm
Pamalinsky
Red Square wrote:I think I may have found Blogunov's long lost potty-mouthed brother.
Wholly Crap, Comrade Red. This is the most welcome disgusting video I have seen yet. Way back, I was hired by a company who felt they were stuck with my so-called boss. It was my job to deal with him any way I could. They gave me some latitude regarding this. One day he said to me, "You'll do as your told! I am in charge of this Art Department! (This consisted of him and me, a two-person art department) I responded, "You will not bully me!, Fuck you!" To which he responded by saying, "Oooohh, potty mouth!" I responded by saying, "FUUUUUCK YOU!" To which my employer, covered her mouth to keep from laughing. She could not stand him. Nor could I, and many others who wished he would be fired. I still had to +coexist with him until the company went bust in 2006.
1/28/2020, 11:56 pm
Komissar al-Blogunov
Trump - BUSTED!
This accurate painting accurately portraying the First All Russian Congress of the Soviets shows Lenin fatefully declaring, "Есть такая партия! (There is such a party!)" ready to lead Russia.
Now look carefully at this smoking bombshell proof of collusion:
Just who is that we see standing in agreement with Lenin himself in the bottom left hand corner? Can anyone deny who owns that infamous hair? That infamous gesture calling out the Mensheviks as losers? Just in time for the impeachment trial, we have proof, not speculation, PROOF that Trump colluded with the Bolsheviks as far back as 1917, the year of the Moon Pie.
This is finally finally the evidence we've been looking for and knew was there all along.
Ironically, this is a much stronger case than the Democrats have made.
1/29/2020, 4:48 am
Cradle to Grave Marxist
Red Square wrote:Komissar al-Blogunov - can I call you Sergey? It seems you are implying that Putin has somehow laid his hands on Schroedinger's Cat.
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I was all worried about the impending CAT GAP between our countries, but now I see that it comes all down to vaping.
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5/8/2020, 7:49 am
Clara Illbustyourballs Zetkin
To the following pictured Colluders..............................
I am dedicating this song.
It's over, KAPUT, except for the tailspin.
These bunch of losers were supposed to save us from evil DrumpT.
We should have been sailing smoothly into the G.W.O.N.T. by now if this bunch hadn't of been so inept.
ST PETERSBURG, Russia – After initially hoping to quickly complete his mission to steal the personal data of thousands of American veterans, Russian Military Intelligence (GRU) cyberterrorist Sacha Volkhov has instead found himself stuck for months trying to compromise the byzantine Veterans Affairs computer network. The operative's frustrations were compounded today when he received notification that his intrusion attempts were to be delayed an additional six months.
“This is a nightmare,” complained Sacha. “I'm simply trying to serve my country, and I have to deal with this kind of bureaucratic nonsense? I've been trying to hack my way into the VA's outdated and overloaded systems since January.”
10/2/2020, 6:58 am
Clara Illbustyourballs Zetkin
A question for the deluded Russian colluders .......'How's that VIVE LA RESISTANCE working out?'
10/2/2020, 7:06 am
Clara Illbustyourballs Zetkin
Another update from the Russian Collusion front lines. I have not been able to completely watch the entire Corney testimony from Wednesday but I will give you my analysis from what I have viewed.....................................................
10/2/2020, 7:32 am
The Ghost of Red Rooster
COLLUSION!!!
Is deep....
10/4/2020, 6:50 am
Red Rooster
My favorite part: "Paka, Paka!"
Who stole Comrade Stalin's upper lip???
10/17/2020, 3:44 pm
Clara Illbustyourballs Zetkin
ME to Mr. Z: Hey Baby, where'd you put my Whirley-Pop popcorn maker?!
9/28/2021, 6:29 am
jackalopelipsky
Comrades!!
Grab your Schroedinger's Cat, because Sergei's Russian Collusion Network is back. Yes, Comrades. Those Federalist Papers and Constitution are more powerful than evah in Constitution Boot Camps happening across Texazistan.
Trained Russian Asset: #BR 549, otherwise known as 'pelipsky to Cubists, used shovel to tunnel beneath the GOPe in Texazistan just as Sergei, Russian Colluder Guy instructed. 'pelipsky was sent to GOPe gulag numerous times. For a couple of years the local branch of GOPe of Texazistan celebrated because they thought autoimmune had buried 'pelipsky just as Nikita Sergeyevich Khrushchev's shoe pronounced.
Did this deter the mythical horned rodent?? Shovel On!
Red Square wrote:Komissar al-Blogunov - can I call you Sergey? It seems you are implying that Putin has somehow laid his hands on Schroedinger's Cat.
What kind of mind-boggling methods of international espionage, intrigue, blackmail, bribes, and extortions were used to smuggle Schroedinger's Cat into Russia is beside the point. What matters is that he is now in its possession, which allows him to say that he doesn't and at the same time he does have a cat in one pithy phrase.
By extension, everything else in the Kremlin has now acquired the properties of Schroedinger's Cat, meaning that it exists and it doesn't exist at the same time. Thus, the Russian government's material resources, as well as its actions, policies, wars, corruption, or suppression of dissent does and simultaneously doesn't exist.
So when Putin says, "I meet with big guys in Kremlin and we talk about cats" he means that they talk about all of the above through the filter of the quantum theory.
And that is what makes it so hard for the anti-Trump forces to pinpoint Russian meddling and collusion in the elections. They may as well have been discussing the existence of a live Schroedinger's Cat inside a sealed box, betting everything they have on a possibility that it exists.
But it's becoming more and more likely that what they will discover is a lolcat.
Schrodinger_Cat_Maybe.jpg
'pelipsky wonders if there is enough Vodka tape to hold the new Cat in the Box conundrum; the whole Russian Colluder cats switch faces. How much Vodka tape is required to hold face swappin' Schrodinger cats-- together???
Comrade Russell Brand can tell these Democrats ain't the same cats he thought they were.
Only Vodka Tape can hold it together.
9/29/2021, 12:32 am
Ivan the Stakhanovets
I do miss the back and forth with Craptek and Putout...
9/29/2021, 3:54 am
RedDiaperette
Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:I do miss the back and forth with Craptek and Putout...
