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The post-election hangover is harsh. Here are some clarifying headlines from this morning, intended to be used as bubbly Alka-Seltzer pills for the sufferers.

• Georgia special election: Ossoff's defeat signals the Democrats' need for soul-searching
  
• Democrats Seethe After Georgia Loss: ‘Our Brand Is Worse Than Trump'
  
• Jon Ossoff's Georgia Sixth Loss Is a Reality Check for Democrats
  
• Jon Ossoff's Georgia special election loss shows Democrats could use a substantive agenda

This loss only proves that the capitalists are playing right into our hands. Now we've got them right where we want them. The fires of class-consciousness are turning now into unquenchable bonfires of determination all the world over. The oppressors' wins are pyrrhic victories whose dark specters fill the masses with steely resolve to finally rid themselves of their class enemies once and for all.

The socialist revolution is now well and truly right around the corner!

The Russian's did it.

Jeepers creepers Mr Peepers, do you mean having absolutely no positive message or agenda is bad politics? Hillary could have told them that and saved a bunch of Hollywood lefties a lot of money.

Someone needs to tell those f*ckers to lighten up.

Perhaps a bit of Ex-Lax would help?

Komrades!! Komrade Ossoff now wants campaign finance reform. After the most expensive House race in history.

Finishing Most Expensive House Race Ever, Ossoff Calls For Campaign Finance Reform

https://hotair.com/archives/2017/06/21/finishing-expensive-house-race-ever-ossoff-calls-campaign-finance-reform/

Papa Kalashnikook wrote:Komrades!! Komrade Ossoff now wants campaign finance reform. After the most expensive House race in history.

Finishing Most Expensive House Race Ever, Ossoff Calls For Campaign Finance Reform

The candidate that raises the most money should win.

Red Square wrote:

The post-election hangover is harsh. Here are some clarifying headlines from this morning, intended to be used as bubbly Alka-Seltzer pills for the sufferers.

• Georgia special election: Ossoff's defeat signals the Democrats' need for soul-searching
  
• Democrats Seethe After Georgia Loss: ‘Our Brand Is Worse Than Trump'
  
• Jon Ossoff's Georgia Sixth Loss Is a Reality Check for Democrats
  
• Jon Ossoff's Georgia special election loss shows Democrats could use a substantive agenda

Guy on the far left looks like Flounder from Animal House.

$.$. Halliburton wrote:

Papa Kalashnikook wrote:Komrades!! Komrade Ossoff now wants campaign finance reform. After the most expensive House race in history.

Finishing Most Expensive House Race Ever, Ossoff Calls For Campaign Finance Reform

The candidate that raises the most money should win.

Yes! And whoever wins the "popular vote"! Whether they are here voting legally or illegally, it's the final number that counts.

Papa Kalashnikook wrote: Guy on the far left ...

You will have to be more specific. Do you mean the far left guy sitting on the far left or the far left guy sitting on the other side of the two far left gals?

Papa Kalashnikook wrote:

Please, are you crazy? The popular vote? Voting? Voting can be stolen by Russia. This is a family website. Keep it clean, buddy.

The campaign that raises the most money should be able to buy the election fair and square. This hasn't been happening for the Democrats. Money=popularity=win. Common sense would tell you that. The most money has been stifled by the Russians doing something or other with the votes in our elections.

Is that right? Is that fair?

I don't think so.

John McCain and Chuck Schemer need to put together a new Bill on this... sort of like the McCain/Feingold Bill.

Chairman Meow wrote:

Papa Kalashnikook wrote: Guy on the far left ...

You will have to be more specific. Do you mean the far left guy sitting on the far left or the far left guy sitting on the other side of the two far left gals?

Yes, of course, I assumed your orientation. I meant no offense. I meant Noam Glumsky. on my far left next to the blue woman also wearing blue.

Tsk. There is no such thing as "far left." All progressives are moderates, and anyone who disagrees with progressives is far right.

RedDiaperette wrote:Tsk. There is no such thing as "far left." All progressives are moderates, and anyone who disagrees with progressives is far right.

My mistake. When I first viewed the CNN panel, I saw four far left commentators. But with non-Euclidean politics, I now see four moderates.

They can't Handel the truth.

RedDiaperette wrote:Perhaps a bit of Ex-Lax would help?

They would evaporate.