The People's Cube - Political Satire

Chicago, the former home of Barack Obama can now hold claim to being America's Murder Capital.


Barack Obama's only job before becoming President was as a community organizer in Chicago, where he worked on the problem of violence in Chicago.

Before Obama's work there, Chicago was being overshadowed by cities such as Oakland, New Orleans, Detroit and Philadelphia - having long lost that luster of being a murderous city it once had when Al Capone ruled the streets of the Windy City.

Once again, Chicagoans can celebrate being one of the most violent cities in the civilized world - even deadlier than many cities in Iraq, Syria and legitimate war zones.

Soon, Chicagoans may join refugees in places like Sweden, the UK, Germany - as their city is now more dangerous than many cities where the current swarms of refugees hail from.


Chicago - Year to Date:
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[*]Shot & Killed: 400
[*]Shot & Wounded: 1789
[*]Total Shot: 2168
[*]Total Homicides: 411[/list]

Chicagoans should be proud of the fine job Obama and Rahm Emmanuel have done to seize the crown back from Detroit!



On July 29th, 2017 - Chicagoans proudly marked the 400th homicide of the year. What a year it's going to be - records will be set, the bubbly will flow.

Thank you Obama! Thank you Rahm!

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If Obama had a city…

Apparently, some joker has been taking down the signs. Once the signs are back up everything will be rainbows and unicorns once more.

I assume there will be some sort of medal for this type of achievement. A certificate, at least?

This T-shirt is made of kevlar, yes?

Detroit will not give up the 1st place crown without a fight!

More than 50 years of Democrats' hard work will not be simply handed over to Chicago without a good gunfight.


Just look at how much better Detroit does in per capita murders - Chicago simply cannot hold a candle to that.
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