8/19/2017, 7:17 pm
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Michael Moore has just announced that he is willing to go into space and cause a total solar eclipse "up to three times a year" to help combat Global Warming.
When asked why he had volunteered, he said, "First of all, I'm big enough to blot out the sun for the entire planet. Secondly, NASA says they don't have rockets powerful enough to get Rosie O'Donnell up there. Third, F*ck Trump."
NASA has not decided yet whether to supply Mr. Moore with hot dogs and pizza while he is in orbit. "We can only lift so much," a spokesperson explained, "and we have to look at our rocket fuel capacity very closely. A committee has been formed to study the issue."
Most leaders of the Global Warming religion are skeptical, calling this a "publicity stunt" for Moore's flagging popularity. "Communism is by far a more superior solution," one of them said. "It would be much better if we could just get the USA to go Communist. That would be a final solution to the global warming problem."
Michael Moore has just announced that he is willing to go into space and cause a total solar eclipse "up to three times a year" to help combat Global Warming.
When asked why he had volunteered, he said, "First of all, I'm big enough to blot out the sun for the entire planet. Secondly, NASA says they don't have rockets powerful enough to get Rosie O'Donnell up there. Third, F*ck Trump."
NASA has not decided yet whether to supply Mr. Moore with hot dogs and pizza while he is in orbit. "We can only lift so much," a spokesperson explained, "and we have to look at our rocket fuel capacity very closely. A committee has been formed to study the issue."
Most leaders of the Global Warming religion are skeptical, calling this a "publicity stunt" for Moore's flagging popularity. "Communism is by far a more superior solution," one of them said. "It would be much better if we could just get the USA to go Communist. That would be a final solution to the global warming problem."
