The People's Cube - Political Satire

Her Excellency has come out with her own iconic communist poster to rival that of Obama's! Behold the Hillary in all her radiating glory as she looks into the heavens and sees her destiny laid out before her which will come to pass in 2008 2012!

(This is not a parody. She is actually selling this tacky thing on her website. This is so pathetic.)


https://www.hillarystore.com/store/HC0925.html

Hillary is also selling plastic piggy banks in the kid's pack on her website. I am sure they want the piggy bank filled and returned to them at the end of every month -- or else.

Needs a sickle and a hammer.

Chairman M. S. Punchenko wrote:Hillary is also selling plastic piggy banks in the kid's pack on her website. I am sure they want the piggy bank filled and returned to them at the end of every month -- or else

Speaking of clearance sales.... as it happens, I recently came across a huge shipment of Order of Hillary medals Chairman. I would like to report that the sales have been hotter than Lenin's pancakes.....I would love to say that Chairman.... but alas, I could never lie to you. Truth be told, if something doesn't come up soon, I am going to be forced to sell them as scrap metal just to pay the storage fees. I am beginning to think a certain comrade here pulled the bearskin hat over my eyes when I agreed to take those shipments. Seems there just isn't much demand for them anymore.

BTW, did you happen to note this about your Hillary posters?

"using 100% wind power and vegetable-based inks."

Commissar Pupovich wrote: BTW, did you happen to note this about your Hillary posters?

"using 100% wind power and vegetable-based inks."

Yes, but truly progressive posters would be hand-dyed with feces and the blood of aborted children. Look for these on Obama's page soon!

Hillary gives her campaign that personal touch.

I'm severely graphics challenged, but the new Hillary poster reminded me of something which I was able to find at this link.

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:I'm severely graphics challenged, but the new Hillary poster reminded me of something which I was able to find at this link.

You can remain challenged forever and no one will notice because you are one with the collective!

Wait, is that a deprecating or a self-deprecating statement? I don't really know, but here's the picture:

When will Andrew Lloyd Webber write a rock opera named Hillarita? I really wish he could match the glory of his earlier work.

Don't cry for me, Mississippi...
Don't cry for me, Massachusetts...
Don't cry for me, Carolina...

And so on, until you list all 57 states Obama has won...

But then, miraculously, Kennedy has a seizure and goes to the hospital, John Kerry has a seizure and goes to the hospital, Harry Reid has a seizure and goes to the hospital, Bill Richardson has a seizure and goes to the hospital, and many other traitor superdelegates have a seizure and go to the hospital, until the remaining ones wise up and avoid having a seizure and going to the hospital by voting for Hillarita, the People's Princess!

Antonio Banderas will play Bill Clinton who feels the pain of Ugly Betty #1, 2, 3, and 4.

We can work on details, but Hillarita may become more popular than Jesus Christ Superstar...

She's getting desperate....

That new poster must be a visualization of an acid trip she had in college before she met Bill.

Truly pathetic, its as if the Clinton Machine is doing their own Hope, Dope, Grope, and Other Obamunist Posters parody. Life imitates the Cube!

Who the hell is running this campaign?
Oh that's right its Meow and Vodkov!
I denounce them both.

Duh?

I stole it from the Rising Sun of the Imperial Japanese, that and a little bit of Orwell mixed in and there you go....

There you are my Empress! Is there anything your humble servant, Kommissar Vodkov, can do for you? And I mean ANYTHING!

Hillary launches another subliminal dirty trick against Obama, capitalizing on his psychological complex about having big ears, being a rat, destroying America, and using ambiguous posters that show him and the rising sun in the background.

I thought it was being the M-word, not a rat, that bothered him--or was that last week? In which case, should we not use the R-word anymore?

I can't keep track, because the VRWC-controlled corporate media keeps trying to distract me from The Real Issues. If only there were a news network or talk radio station or newspaper or magazine just for us Progressives, so we might have a voice and be heard!

I think you all forgot one possible source of inspiration.



RIK
https://web.library.emory.edu/r_guides/humanities/perform/images/metropolis1.jp

Mwa-hahahahahahahahaha!!!!



As I was looking for these images I came across a hilarious (unintentionally) page. This is the funniest little rant in support of Ayn Rand I ever read, even though the author's intentions were quite the opposite. Other pages of this site were as funny as this one, describing anti-Bush rallies and other progressive activities. (Warning: high in HBO content).

What's not funny is that this college student once had a chance to grow a brain that now has been replaced by a peanut by progressivefree public education. It is not a funny matter because a chance to develop a brain goes against the Party policies. We must create a system with no chance to develop a brain whatsoever. The USSR fell because it didn't take care of that part properly. American education has advanced way past the Soviet stage, growing peanuts inside the students' skulls on an industrial scale. Not only the resulting products have no brains, they also korrektly hate anyone who wants to help them learn to think.

Chairman Meow....Bigger is Better!

Bigger Government
Bigger Welfare
Bigger Bigger Bigger!


If you stare at my ear upside down for 2 minutes you'll see an image of Che.

Hillary launches another subliminal dirty trick against Obama, capitalizing on his psychological complex about having big ears, being a rat, destroying America, and using ambiguous posters that show him and the rising sun in the background.

Red...Please.

Cone of Silence.

Commissarka Pinkie.... How did you know Evita was one of my favorites? How?

Did you know just yesterday I was thinking how we really need our own opera. Of course Commissar Theocritus would need to be bribed, but imagine...

A young couple in lust, but forbidden to be together.... He being an ordinary prole on a beet farm in say Kansas. She the daughter of a Haliburton executive, but who had found some progressive literature while in college, and had met her lover on a field trip to see the proles.

OK. I haven't thought it all out, but I can see an opera here!

Comrade Red Square....Should you not be in Cone of Silence mode when discussing Rand and that oblivion?

Hillary, shouldn't you be in Oregon or something.... somewhere else. You have been an embarrassment to the Party! Soon you will be doing Nancy's nails and loving it. Here I am stuck with a warehouse full of worthless Order of Hillary medals. The market is as dried up as the Empress' face. Bwwwwwwwwwwww! I kill me!

Dear Lenin, I do hope my Cone of Silence is operational.

Commissar Pupovich wrote: Dear Lenin, I do hope my Cone of Silence is operational.

Well, either we can't hear you or no one can.

Hsfiow wj4i tx wha while aaa! Tgc w qua Mao as God en doh Cultural Revolution solatexx Hillary hi qwec33 zip zooey foam sun:



Zork qto 2bith e Cone of Silence? Eh? Eh? Zork simba e Cone of Silence!!!

Bah...

Here's another one from chinabooks.com...



Mao must have been a strong and beautiful woman, too.

The Reformed Non-recidivist Vodkov properly begged

There you are my Empress! Is there anything your humble servant, Kommissar Vodkov, can do for you? And I mean ANYTHING!

1) Press my Presidential Trousers, extra starch, I like them stiff with nice crease lines.... But not too stiff, I like to let my boys swing free.
2) Find Smersh and unleash the chihuahuas.
3) Buy more cattle futures and dump the dividends into Hummel, Inc. It's a hedge.
4) Get Mr. Reno and tell her that he's wanted in the laboratory. The experiment failed but we've found the missing genome.
5) Buy some whipped cream, a few tins of anchovies, a bottle of brake fluid, and some mandrake root and ship them to Theocritus. The Hildo must be ready before Denver. The Superdelagates demand it.

Report back once you've accomplished these simple tasks.

AK, check out...



If I search long enough, I'll find the original AYBABTU.

Red...I checked out that little Syrian Socialist's blog that you linked about an Ayn Rand rant....."Ayn Rand is a whiny bitch".

Well, I guess it takes one to know one, because we used to give Geeks like the Great Siraf brown swirlies and penny their door jams shut to their dorm rooms while they were sleeping on the early morning of a big exam. Jay must be the Dean of Students.

http://www.biolyrics.com/SirafLife/Rant ... ToJay.html

Thine wish is my command, Empress. These tasks will be completed. Comrade Smersh is as good as dead.

Your groveling servant,
Vodkov


P.S. My Empress, can your humble servant help you get into the pants after they have been pressed?

Er... Vodkov... Just how long were you away from the collective and current truth?

Kommissar Vodkov wrote:P.S. My Empress, can your humble servant help you get into the pants after they have been pressed?

You do know, Vodkov, that her legs aren't the only two things that go into the pants one at a time?

Commissar Pupovich wrote:Er... Vodkov... Just how long were you away from the collective and current truth?

You should know comrade. It's you who have been hounding me. It's your fault I'm sexually starved! You revoked my member's card!

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:
You do know, Vodkov, that her legs aren't the only two things that go into the pants one at a time?

That's a lie! The Empress is a 100% woman. She will punish you for saying this!

You have such a dirty mind, Vodkov. I didn't even tell you what the other two things are.

Kommissar Vodkov wrote:[You should know comrade. It's you who have been hounding me. It's your fault I'm sexually starved! You revoked my member's card!

Hmmmm, good point. Perhaps a little rest and relaxation may be helpful. I believe you have really made an effort at GoodThink™. Your member's card has been restored. May "the Force" be with you.

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:You have such a dirty mind, Vodkov. I didn't even tell you what the other two things are.

I'm very good at reading people after all those interrogation sessions I have conducted. I don't make many mistakes. I know what these two things are Commissarka!

Commissar Pupovich wrote: Hmmmm, good point. Perhaps a little rest and relaxation may be helpful. I believe you have really made an effort at GoodThink™. Your member's card has been restored. May "the Force" be with you.

Thank you Commissar! Your sex slaves female employees will thank you too!

Margaret wrote:


Hsfiow wj4i tx wha while aaa! Tgc w qua Mao as God en doh Cultural Revolution solatexx Hillary hi qwec33 zip zooey foam sun:



Zork qto 2bith e Cone of Silence? Eh? Eh? Zork simba e Cone of Silence!!!

Bah...

Margaret, or68 hjhe yj 3pm';'. TYuj'e] ;dfsu/, t[50/.

(cone off)

My heart beats fast, stirred by the glorious image of our beloved leader Mao!

Now...someone please tell me, because my furry little head is about to explode...what is the Current Truth? Anyone?

Chairman M. S. Punchenko wrote: (This is not a parody. She is actually selling this tacky thing on her website. This is so pathetic.)
https://www.hillarystore.com/store/HC0925.html

As they say, comrade Chairman, life imitates art. Or is it the other way around? I get a little nauseous just looking at it. I'll bet we know some of the vegetables that donated their 'ink' to this project.

The Current Truth consists of two distinctive thingies......Hope an Change...atleast I think that's it.

Ummm,didn't I see you your obit. or pics of your demise on another thread, General? Glad to see that it was in error.

Chairman M. S. Punchenko wrote:Her Excellency has come out with her own iconic communist poster to rival that of Obama's!

Just goes to show, the woman knows her base.

Well I dare say this ruse about Mousy Tongue is exposed in it's cruel light now. Did I not warn that the cat is the most deceitful of all fur bearing animals?

Lenin 'n Thingies wrote:Ummm,didn't I see you your obit. or pics of your demise on another thread, General? Glad to see that it was in error.

Thank you, comrade Lenin 'n Thingies. As you can see, reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.

And Commissar Pupovich, many thanks for your warm sentiment, I didn't know you cared!

Greatly exaggerated and lewdly chronicled. Those pictures turned my stomach.
I now must ask for reparations from the state for my suffering.

Those pictures turned my stomache.
I now must ask for reparations from the state for my suffering.

And I notice that you also do not have a hat, comrade....

Comrades!

I have shocking news. Tonight I was heading back to my dacha after visiting my outlaw biker best bud (who along with his lady are quite progressive Hillary supporters), I nearly spilled my vodka on my my boiled crawfish and first edition Das Kapital that I was reading when I spotted on the side of the interstate a capitalist, prole exploiting.
Big Bed" corporate resource killer!



I shouted to my driver to turn around so I could take a proper picture of the place, but my chauffeur warned me that particular stretch of the People's roadway was known for Kennedy Cops so we continued on. Needless to say my meal was ruined as I was so upset to see this sight!

Confess Comrade Lenin 'N Things! Your bourgeois capitalist venture has been exposed! Sure, you think changing one letter makes a difference, but in this the Truth is clear.

I denounce this Lenin 'N Things as an undercover capitalist exploiter of the masses!

But Pupovich, behold what's on display out front. The Party approved Welfare Hammock!

Which she is obviously charging for use! Otherwise it would be in use right now given all the people with no hammocks because of the Bush recession!

I don't even know where to begin....so I begin w/ a question for you ,Comrade Pupovich....are you outta yo freakin' mind!!?.... I admit to nothing of the sort.....I'm a good little prole,I am. Bloomin' 'ell,what a bloody ripe imagination you 'ave,guvnor. I admit that I have frequented this establishment from time to time,but only to assess the true nature of evil capitalism...I report that it is very evil and very vast in it's array of evil capitalistic product. That I purchased a few items means nothing but that I was trying not to stick out like a red and sore communist thumb. What have I done,but my duty to the Party,to deserve such ire?.....Nothing,I tell you. Nothing!......but if I must be punished....will there be spankings?

There will be plenty of spankings, Comrade Lenin N' Thingies. There will also be panty raids, S&M, Tom Brokaw, and, of course, road kill love under the proper supervision from PETA, of course). I suggest you wear something revealing like a burqa that shows a little wrist. Chris Matthews and Chuck Todd will also be present to provide analysis during the festivities.

This was your defense Comrade Capitalist Leinin N Things? To talk back at one more equal than you? To admit that you took items from this place? There in itself shows that you feel you were too good for Party issued wares. No, your guilt is clear. Judgment summary. Of course I defer to the Chairman as he has already approved spankings. Though on top of the spankings, I think a tasteful "Bush made me a Dirty Capitalist HO" sign along with the burqa would be a nice touch.

Fine,as long as I only have to HOLD the sign.

YOU MAY BE SPENDING TOO MUCH TIME AT THE CUBE IF . . .





. . . like me, you were compelled to go out and about amongst Kapitalist society this morning, and in making reference to buying something from the above pictured establishment, called it "Lenin 'n' Thingies."

Commissar Maksim wrote:Truly pathetic, its as if the Clinton Machine is doing their own Hope, Dope, Grope, and Other Obamunist Posters parody. Life imitates the Cube!

Who the hell is running this campaign?
Oh that's right its Meow and Vodkov!
I denounce them both.

Dose that say DREAME? Or am I hallucinating

Ivan Betinov wrote:

Those pictures turned my stomache.
I now must ask for reparations from the state for my suffering.

And I notice that you also do not have a hat, comrade....

Well you HAD one but refused the gift, you Hat-hater you

Even WE at the Reclamation and Recycling Department cant stomach THAT !

HELP! HE-E-E-LP!! I'M BEING ATTACKED BY A BADGER!



Oh, wait...it's just that hat again. Thanks, LRS, for frightening me out a year's growth. I was just trying to point out another avenue for Lenins and Thingies to claim victim status and a right to payments for her grief and suffering.

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:YOU MAY BE SPENDING TOO MUCH TIME AT THE CUBE IF . . .





. . . like me, you were compelled to go out and about amongst Kapitalist society this morning, and in making reference to buying something from the above pictured establishment, called it "Lenin 'n' Thingies."

LOL...my Husband-Unit makes fun of me all the time for calling objects that I can't remember the name for,thingies.
I too am addicted to the Cube... better than spending time at Huffpo.

Lenin 'n Thingies wrote:...better than spending time at Huffpo.

Yes, they are a bunch of weak Liberals, not having yet seen the glorious, all-enlightening power of Communism.

I could only wish I could spend 48 hours every day at the Cube, the build socialism in the USSA, Am I alone in my devotion to the Party? Am I the only one out here on the theoretical ledge of Party duty on constant patrol? Perhaps, and it is a duty I am proud to perform.

Comrade Linin 'N Thingies, I presume you have submitted to the sentence pronounced on you by the Chairman? I certainly hope so, for as a new comrade here, I am anxious to welcome you back to the all encompassing embrace of the Party.

Mikhail T. Kalashnikov wrote:

Lenin 'n Thingies wrote:...better than spending time at Huffpo.

Yes, they are a bunch of weak Liberals, not having yet seen the glorious, all-enlightening power of Communism.

I have infiltrated their inner-circle,and I must tell you that they
have many "enlightened" would-be communists. They don't like to refer to themselves as
such...they prefer the term Socialist...but as you well know, having everything owned by the
community is just a hop,skip, and a jump to the state-owned utopia that we all desire.
So,Comrade,I must protest the contention that they are all weak liberals...some are very strong in their admiration for the glorious,all-enlightening power of communism.

But they just aren't as amusing as they once were....so I come to the Cube...and here I shall stay.....until I am purged

Yes,Comrade Pupovich,I have submitted to the Chairman.
But I have a question.....does he always let others watch?

Lenin 'n Thingies wrote:[...]I have infiltrated their inner-circle,and I must tell you that they have many "enlightened" would-be communists. They don't like to refer to themselves as such...they prefer the term Socialist...but as you well know, having everything owned by the community is just a hop,skip, and a jump to the state-owned utopia that we all desire.
So,Comrade,I must protest the contention that they are all weak liberals...some are very strong in their admiration for the glorious,all-enlightening power of communism.

That's the thing...they admire it, while others, such as we here at the Cube and the Fellow Travelers at International Communist Current work tirelessly in bringing about the glorious Progressive World of Next Tuesday™.

So as to the notion that those at the Huffing and Puffington Post are anything but weak Liberals, I say "Phooey!" Besides, Socialism is merely a transitional period between capitalist and communist society. It all centers on the notion that the economy is "zero sum." To quote Michelle Obama: "[...]the truth is, in order to get things like universal health care and a revamped education system, then someone is going to have to give up a piece of their pie so that someone else can have more."

Lenin 'n Thingies wrote:Yes,Comrade Pupovich,I have submitted to the Chairman.
But I have a question.....does he always let others watch?

When it comes to the Chairman, there are no hard and fast rules. Sometimes they can be hard, sometimes fast, sometimes the Chairman is half fast. Regardless, he is the Chairman and so beyond any restraint, at least to this point no restraint has held him., at least none he did not wish.

Commissar Pupovich wrote:When it comes to the Chairman, there are no hard and fast rules. Sometimes they can be hard, sometimes fast, sometimes the Chairman is half fast.

......and sometimes half hard....... I meant not half hard (forgive me, I didn't really mean the first part, Chairman)

Now I am not going to touch that one with....with... OK, who has a ten foot pole around here?

Didn't you use Theocritus' last time?

Ah yes, good memory Premier!

Yes, I wouldn't touch that with Commissar Theocritus' 10 foot pole or Bruno's either for that matter.

Mikhail T. Kalashnikov wrote:That's the thing...they admire it, while others, such as we here at the Cube and the Fellow Travelers at International Communist Current work tirelessly in bringing about the glorious Progressive World of Next Tuesday™.

Yes, they are but dreaming of the revolution and those at the Cube are truly busting a** to bring it about..... you are right.

Commissar Pupovich wrote:Ah yes, good memory Premier!

Yes, I wouldn't touch that with Commissar Theocritus' 10 foot pole or Bruno's either for that matter.

Chicken.

Hey, it takes guts to use those poles to touch anything.

I shudder at the thought of those party "organs." Bruno would put the feal of Stalin in the KGB if they had to face that abomination.

Glorious Chairman Gazes Towards Radiant Future

Cracks me up when I listen to the talking heads about an Obama/Hillary ticket.
That would be like Obama driving a screaming 3 door hybrid down the road while viewing nothing but the bumper of Hillary's Abrams in the rear view mirror.
I'm so glad this website exists to make me cry with laughter instead of crying from the pain I deserve.

Great picture, Navigator.

"Look, look! See Spot! See Spot fart a laser beam!"

Thanks Ivan!
I'm certain some of the Beet Farmers here might be able to replace the canine with ThePeople'sAbsolutTruth.

For when I hear some speak I always see the light!

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She really said something stupid today.<BR>
What an imbecile that woman is.

The kind of Chenge we need.