The People's Cube - Political Satire

Ten sailors missing, five injured after USS John S. McCain collides with merchant ship near Strait of Malacca

John "Maverick" McCain is again in the far east, enroute to Singapore on the Amerikkan tax dollars, and is causing damage in his wake... without its sister ship USS Sarah Palin to keep it on an even keel...

I thought you had to be dead to get a ship named after you.

Well that explains how he got another hole in his head.

Ivan Betinov wrote:I thought you had to be dead to get a ship named after you.

The ship is named after the current wreck's Senator's father the Admiral, the one who kept pulling the current McCain's chestnuts out of the fire throughout his poor excuse for a Navy career raised his son to be a hero of the State.

Oh, okay. I was afraid I had missed something. Or that the senator was a zombie.

Ivan Betinov wrote:Oh, okay. I was afraid … that the senator was a zombie.

The science isn't settled on that question just yet.