On Tuesday far left hacks the righteous attacked First Lady Melania Trump for wearing heels to board Marine One in the South Lawn on the way to inspect the damage the in Texas.
Leading the charge was Lynn Yaeger from Vogue Magazine.
Lynn Yaeger is a contributing fashion editor to Vogue.com and a contributing writer to Vogue. She is a former fashion reporter for The Village Voice, having worked for the paper for 30-years. Her column, "Elements of Style", was renamed "Frock Star" in February 2007. Yaeger is also a regular contributor to The New York Times, Style Magazine, American Vogue, Travel & Leisure, and countless antiques & collectibles dealers.
Yaeger is also a fashion columnist for Full Frontal Fashion, a style website in association with Sundance Channel. Melania Trump boarded Air Force One wearing a pair of towering pointy-toed snakeskin heels better suited to a shopping afternoon on Madison Avenue or a girls' luncheon at La Grenouille.
A spokesperson for FLOTUS said she has other shoes to change into on the plane—and one sincerely hopes there is a pair of leopard-print Wellies-in-waiting to get her from the tarmac to the limo.
But what kind of message does a fly-in visit from a First Lady in sky-high stilettos send to those suffering the enormous hardship, the devastation of this natural disaster?
Here is a montage showing Ms. Yaeger displaying her "Blend-in with the People" style.
8/31/2017, 12:44 pm
Ivan the Stakhanovets
Wasn't she later seen wearing Moochele's FLATUS hat? I'm sure she's been looking for it....
8/31/2017, 1:32 pm
Red Square
Watch the Current Truth change before our eyes when the same journalist reports on two different women's fashion.
Mr. Square,
Having just recently stumbled upon this most precious resource, I must commend you for such thought provoking articles and art. This is truly a bastion of civility in an otherwise horrid place, this internet of things.
The archives are truly a well spring source of knowledge of which people should yearn for in earnest search for truth. I thank you for this every morning while reading the articles in complete amazement while simultaneously trying to stifle a scream of incredulousness or bouts of laughter.
P.S. How has it come to be that you have not been submitted to the gulag for offenses against the silly and unwise?
8/31/2017, 8:11 pm
Red Square
Thank you, Comrade Dead Poet. It takes a zealous kollektive to keep the Cube rolling.
By the way, are you by any chance a Dead White European Male Poet?
8/31/2017, 8:45 pm
Dead Poet
If we accept his exaggerated and one sided condemnation of the Irish national character, Carlyle is perfectly right. These Irishmen who migrate for fourpence to England, on the deck of a steamship on which they are often packed like cattle, insinuate themselves everywhere. The worst dwellings are good enough for them; their clothing causes them little trouble, so long as it holds together by a single thread; shoes they know not, their food consists of potatoes and potatoes only. Whatever they earn beyond these needs they spend upon drink. What does such a race want with high wages?
I must admit to being a white European, sort of. Engels was partially right. I eat potatoes and I work for next to nothing. Kind of a running joke around here. I do have some decent clothes though and I have a respectable domicile.
When I tell folks Marx was a racist fop, I am met with scorn. I do believe if people understood that he was a racist and his writings are full of this type of screed perhaps they would see the light. So to speak. Long winded diatribe for which I offer my sincere apologies.
8/31/2017, 9:54 pm
Clara Illbustyourballs Zetkin
Ms. Yaeger even has her own fashion doll! Does Melania Trump have her own fashion doll? No.
If you would like to see the other outfits available just type in 'bag lady' in any search engine and click on images.
8/31/2017, 10:12 pm
Imperatorskiy Pingvin
Ms. Yeager is simply a prophet of the latest trends in Transgressive Fashion™.
8/31/2017, 11:37 pm
Red Square
Dead Poet wrote:If we accept his exaggerated and one sided condemnation of the Irish national character, Carlyle is perfectly right. These Irishmen who migrate for fourpence to England, on the deck of a steamship on which they are often packed like cattle, insinuate themselves everywhere. The worst dwellings are good enough for them; their clothing causes them little trouble, so long as it holds together by a single thread; shoes they know not, their food consists of potatoes and potatoes only. Whatever they earn beyond these needs they spend upon drink. What does such a race want with high wages?
Comrade Dead P. - I couldn't recall such a quote in the Manifesto (as posted on this site), so I looked it up. It was, in fact, written by Friedrich Engels, Marx's frequent co-author, close associate, and sugar daddy. So I replaced "Marx" with "Engels" in your post as well, so as not to confuse the toiling masses beyond their Party-approved and thoroughly maintained point of confusion. And added a link to the source.
In Marxist circles, Marx and Engels are mostly treated as one and the same, although a bourgeois layman will often not recognize the name.
Here's a 45-second summary of the situation by Colin Quinn (sounds Irish to me).
8/31/2017, 11:57 pm
Imperatorskiy Pingvin
Red Square wrote:Here's a 45-second summary of the situation by Colin Quinn (sounds Irish to me).
Comrade ThePeoplesComrade - for your valiant persistent effort in regularly producing the People's Cube affiliate newspaper "The Daily Fail" the Party hereby awards you with a highly prestigious medal and a title of "Hero of Socialist Labor."
It comes with an increase in beet and vodka rations. Kickbacks to be delivered at Tractor Barn #2, ask for my assistant Ivan the Stakhanovets.
Keep it up and you will soon be promoted to The People's Commissar!
So now I just misquoted a plagiarist. Or was it quoting a plagiarist who did not give credit to his benefactor. Or was it that I gave a plagiarist credit for a quote that wasn't plagiarism at the time but rather an attempt or lack thereof to give credit to a non plagiarist who for unknown reasons entered an opinion of racist intent in a book filled with Dickensonian verbiage intended as fact. To think I spent a whole $2.50 at a used book store for this literary insouciance. Orestas Brownson must be rolling in his grave. In the meantime please forgive me for my feckless behavior. May I have a beet as I am fresh out of potatoes and Jamison.
9/1/2017, 10:12 am
Antonio Salazarinski
Comrade Putout wrote:. Antonio - do you think this image was Photoshopped or...
could it be real?!!!! (I found it on my computer.)
***Are you hittin' it? I won't tell anyone. Besides, a loyal prole like Lynn needs to be pleasured from time to time. Thank you for your service!*** .
My first thought was to use a phrase a friend says all the time... "I've never been that drunk!"
However, after looking closely at your photo I noticed the reflection of El Presidente in the background, obviously he was spying on me.
That said, Ms. Yaeger expression does show a look of contentment.
9/1/2017, 12:23 pm
Comradelately
Comrade Yeager must be commended for her bravery and unique sense of style in pointing out the inherent fashion evil committed by the heartless, racist, and capitalist "Not My FLOTUS" Melania Trump.
The rumor that Comrade Yeager is simply suffering from a massive case of ankle envy is to be denounced emphatically as pure lying propaganda.
9/1/2017, 1:27 pm
Red Square
Comrade Yeager is obviously propagandizing a progressive, anti-capitalist type of shopping called "dumpster diving." It is sustainable, affordable to middle-class women and minorities, environmentally neutral, and doesn't support big evil corporations.
Imagine, for example how Mother Earth suffers from all the discarded tampons. Comrade Yeager has been recycling them for years, rescuing them from dumpsters and reusing them. At least she looks like someone who would do that out of sheer progressivism.
9/1/2017, 2:01 pm
Comradelately
Just a thought, Comrades, but do you think it is possible that our own flamboyant Progressive, Rosa DeLauro, has been receiving fashion trips from Comrade Yeager?
Most Equal Comrade Red Square, thank you for putting a name to this Most Sustainable Fashion Trend. I also thank you for your clarification! i am very glad you mentioned the tampon dilemma, and our Comrade Yeager's brilliant solution. It is also well known there is a serious shortage of used feminine products to be had at Feminist Riot....oops, Rallies.
9/1/2017, 2:18 pm
Red Square
Comradelately wrote:Just a thought, Comrades, but do you think it is possible that our own flamboyant Progressive, Rosa DeLauro, has been receiving fashion trips from Comrade Yeager?
Indeed, comrade! We have been extolling Rosa DeLauro's progressivism for quite some time, and even tried to market a bottled essence of Rosa DeLauro that has the power to modify consumer behavior!
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Rosa DeLauro leaves the Capitol Building with her bodyguard and youngest son Ronnie Wood (70). .
9/1/2017, 3:39 pm
Red Square
I'm sure Comrade Yeager is now very disappointed in Trump's handling of the Hurricane Harvey floods in Texas, where no effort is being made to rescue the hundreds of thousands of flooded dumpsters. They could solve so many problems for the needy in terms of food, fashion, and personal hygiene items. And yet under this administration the dumpsters are doomed to remain the forgotten victims of this tragedy. Damn you, Trump!
9/1/2017, 6:16 pm
ThePeoplesComrade
Red Square wrote:Comrade ThePeoplesComrade - for your valiant persistent effort i . . .
It comes with an increase in beet and vodka rations. Kickbacks to be delivered at Tractor Barn #2, ask for my assistant Ivan the Stakhanovets.
Although the increase in rations is greatly appreciated - The People's Comrade's work output has been temporarily decrease in proportion to his increased time spent in The People's Toilet.
9/1/2017, 7:21 pm
Komissar al-Blogunov
As ever, the Mother Country was on the cutting edge with this poster...
For those who may not have achieved my level of proficiency in the Mother Tongue, allow me to translate. The top of the poster reads, "Dots! Tusks! Lipstick!" The bottom of the poster says, "No to [Melania's] Fashionism!"
I'm glad to see someone is carrying the torch, and that the Soviet dream lives.
9/1/2017, 10:51 pm
Dead Poet
I would enjoy very much, the experience of watching Yeager eat a meal. Just to take a seat and listen and smell the whole distasteful show as it consumes the morsels that have been made to sacrifice for the vomitus pleasure.
I think that somehow it would be akin to observing our ivy league educated representatives at a champagne party in a room full of naked children.
9/1/2017, 11:06 pm
Red Square
Good point, Blogunov. But this poster was even more ahead of its time because it even portrayed Melania (representing America's decadence) being opposed by a socialist female comrade (Pinkie?) who tells the skinny Melania to STOP spreading decadent bourgeois Western values, such as stilettos, for fear it may infect the socialist youth whose Party-approved footwear is jackboots. Notice the menacing fist.
Most Equal Red Square,
How fortuitous and resourceful of you to obtain this leaked White House document! It is illuminating to see how Not My FLOTUS, Melania Trump, manages to wear decadent, capitalist stilettos even in secret!
I have noticed that her sneakers look as if they would cause pain and distress to her feet and back. Perhaps we should encourage this type of footwear for all Thought Criminals ™? They could be used as the perfect Reeducation Device ™, with no updates or changes to the design needed!
9/2/2017, 2:03 pm
Red Square
Melania's "molon labe" moment (based on General Secretary's idea).
Would anyone wear it on a T-shirt?
Comrades, just in from my special listening device, from onboard Marine One, information proving Melania's not wearing stilettos.
This imperialist is trying to steal state secrets disguised as stilettos. My FOTWLD-47 (Fly On The Wall Listening Device with other capabilities too secret to share with the collective) has finally returned to the motherland with this evidence.
Komrade Ms.Yaeger is obviously trying to mislead the masses with her propaganda, and should be sent to the gulag for reeducation immediately. These so called stilettos are nothing less than the state's newest convenience, being created by the state for the state, the fingerless nose picking device.
Dearest Most Equal Red Square,
Your new designs for The Stiletto Gate tee-shirts are brilliant! Do you know yet what colors and sizes will be available?
I Want! I Want! (is lusting after material goods forbidden in this case? I might need guidance.)
Your Less Equal, Comradelately
9/2/2017, 8:03 pm
Imperatorskiy Pingvin
Comradelately wrote:(is lusting after material goods forbidden in this case? I might need guidance.)
Lusting after bourgeois luxuries like food is forbidden; lusting after Party-approved propaganda items is mandatory encouraged.
9/2/2017, 8:07 pm
Red Square
A comradette on FB added:
"From my cold dead feet"
9/3/2017, 6:08 am
Antonio Salazarinski
President Trump and First Lady Melania traveled to Houston, Texas a second time to visit the people affected by Hurricane Harvey.
First Lady Melania once again wore high heels while she walked to Marine One knowing she would be photographed. Melania absolutely will not back down to thehateful liberals the nice journalists and chose to wear high heels on her way to Texas.
Is FLOTUS purposely seeking the wrath of Lynn Yaeger or someone else in fashion world?
9/3/2017, 10:37 am
Comradelately
Dear Imperatorskiy Pingvin,
I thank you for your kind clarification! I depend on the guidance of Most Equal Comrades such as yourself to assure The Common Good(TM)!
Your less Equal, Comradelately
9/3/2017, 11:01 am
Comradelately
After seeing this shameful meme I find myself in need of a Jiffy-Lobo(TM) to purge my tainted eyes....
I wonder if comrade Yaeger is on record praising Michelle O's fashion.
By the way, is her name derived from Yaegermeister? (It's Jägermeister in German but the "ä" is usually replaced with an "ae" on account of ä being absent on the English keyboard, and the "j" is pronounced as "y").
Is she a subordinate of Jägermeister and receives "messages in a bottle" from her meister regarding how to dress and what to write - or has Jägermeister been named after her, as its mix of flavors is reminiscent of comrade Yaeger's fashion style?
Since there was an overwhelming positive response to the T-shirt design, I have set up products in our three stores. You can select different styles and colors, but stick with very light ones because the grays may not go too well with darker backgrounds.
I'll probably make a separate topic with this announcement.
That's the "USA" hat. In other words, Trump's critics are positioning themselves as a party allergic to anything "USA," while helping Trump to strengthen his brand by merging "Trump" and "USA" into one.
Regardless of whether this is right and good or not, they are doing it with their own hands. They still didn't figure out that what worked to bring down Bush, only makes Trump stronger.
This image first appeared on another thread, Melania Trump denounced by Vogue fashion editor. Due to an overwhelming positive response on social media, we have set up T-shirts with this design for online purchase. Customers have the ability to change shirt styles and colors, but please choose the lighter ones because the grays in the picture may not work well against darker backgrounds. Click on any of these stores.
Someone named Mike Rilling has removed the People's Cube stamp from our picture and slapped his own, right in the middle of it. This picture was found on the interwebs and sent to me by our most vigilant Comrade Whoopie.
If you know who this Mike Rilling is, please let him know that stealing and claiming credit for other people's work is not cool, at least not until we've arrived in the Progressive World of Next Tuesday.
