10/6/2017, 11:04 pm
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Comrades,
As KKKapitalists are busy selling pumpkins, it occurs to me that these are nothing more than symbols of racism and hate that The People⢠are asked to buy. Children are taught to hate when pumpkins are promoted in our glorious indoctrination camps. Why, might you ask? Well....
Pumpkins are orange. Donald Trump <spit> is orange. Trump is a racist and a hater and the worst ruler in all of history. Therefore, orange pumpkins symbolize a racist, hate filled terrible ruler. Ban pumpkins!
But then, oh my gosh, there is something even worse: white pumpkins. Yes, these are not as common as racist orange Trump pumpkins (Trumpkins), but they are white. Pumpkins with white privilege. As bad as orange pumpkins are, white pumpkins are worse. Ban white pumpkins!
Another problem is this: Sometimes, there are pumpkin carving or painting contests. There are contests for the largest pumpkin. All of these are competitive which means not everyone gets a first place trophy. How very non-mediocre unequal. Ban all pumpkin related contests!
Now, we can create a more inclusive pumpkin by developing a RAINBOW pumpkin. It must specifically mimic the rainbow flag. All pumpkins sold should have a special tax placed on them to develop this new symbol of diversity and inclusiveness.
Comrades,
As KKKapitalists are busy selling pumpkins, it occurs to me that these are nothing more than symbols of racism and hate that The People⢠are asked to buy. Children are taught to hate when pumpkins are promoted in our glorious indoctrination camps. Why, might you ask? Well....
Pumpkins are orange. Donald Trump <spit> is orange. Trump is a racist and a hater and the worst ruler in all of history. Therefore, orange pumpkins symbolize a racist, hate filled terrible ruler. Ban pumpkins!
But then, oh my gosh, there is something even worse: white pumpkins. Yes, these are not as common as racist orange Trump pumpkins (Trumpkins), but they are white. Pumpkins with white privilege. As bad as orange pumpkins are, white pumpkins are worse. Ban white pumpkins!
Another problem is this: Sometimes, there are pumpkin carving or painting contests. There are contests for the largest pumpkin. All of these are competitive which means not everyone gets a first place trophy. How very non-mediocre unequal. Ban all pumpkin related contests!
Now, we can create a more inclusive pumpkin by developing a RAINBOW pumpkin. It must specifically mimic the rainbow flag. All pumpkins sold should have a special tax placed on them to develop this new symbol of diversity and inclusiveness.





