The People's Cube - Political Satire

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Hillary Clinton is considering her next move after the release of her book, and is reportedly looking at taking a formal teaching role at the Ivy League Columbia University.

The New York Daily News reports that Hillary is in discussions for a flexible role that would allow the former Secretary of State to lecture across schools and departments without the requirement of a strict course.

Columbia University may potentially house Hillary's archives multiple sources told the Daily News.

As a teacher, will Hillary model herself after the venerated Professor Irwin Corey?

Komrades. I had thought perhaps some re-edumacation at a Pipples Kollective might be more in order than filling young skulls full of mush. Bitch ain't done a hard day's work in her life.

Hillary's PR image specialists are still debating whether she should adapt the "Albert Einstein" look for this gig, or "Irwin Corey."

Thoughts? (I'm asking, of course, those comrades whose Party rank allows them to think).

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Additionally, in the past we have developed at least one course Hillary could teach. It's called...

PeopleMath™: All Numbers Are Equal

A brief summary:

X=X=X
X+X=X
X-X=X
X*X=X
X/X=X

Also:

> ≈ <
> ≈ =
< ≈ =

In conclusion...

Other People's Money (OPM) ≈ Hillary Money

Her students have to sign a form that they won't tell anyone what she says at her lectures. No notes. No recording. Just bring money.

(hallucinating lil' me to be inside Comrade Director's nomenklatura of "those allowed to think")

Look - comrade Cloward out, comradette Piven progressively aged*...
So a revolutionary rejuvenation is most equally welcome, korrekt?




And ain't a true Alinsky disciple uh, I mean pussy-endowed disciplette, the one we are waiting for?





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NEWSFLASH FROM THE FUTURE: AUDIO TRANSCRIPT FROM THE YEAR 2019

"The University of Columbia apologises to students who have to retake their exams next semester. Their digital examination papers had been safely stored on one of the professors' private servers, but something went wrong. The faculty confirms that this awkward problem was caused by a video ridiculing Muhammad. Then again, at this point, what difference does it really make. Students who wish to file a formal complaint are welcome to do so at noon in the dark alley behind the chemical shed. Now please return to your daily indoctrination class. Trump is bad. "

I am sincerely hoping that our beloved Hillary will not be considered too right-wing for most of our universities ... but considering the current state of the People's State University where I once taught, this is a tenuous (not tenured) hope.

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