10/31/2017, 9:54 am
"We know everything we need to know"
Our beloved MTE and defacto President has determined that ultimate knowledge has been achieved, and no further research will be required into anything. There is nothing further for inquiring minds to know. Nothing to see here, move along.
Departments of Education, Space Exploration, Weather Service, Oceanography, (Department of Justice) other non-essential services (cough) and Disease Control will immediately cease operations; though their budgets will be increased annually, with all funds redirected to Planned Parenthood and/or the Clinton Foundation.
Our beloved MTE and defacto President has determined that ultimate knowledge has been achieved, and no further research will be required into anything. There is nothing further for inquiring minds to know. Nothing to see here, move along.
Departments of Education, Space Exploration, Weather Service, Oceanography, (Department of Justice) other non-essential services (cough) and Disease Control will immediately cease operations; though their budgets will be increased annually, with all funds redirected to Planned Parenthood and/or the Clinton Foundation.

