11/1/2017, 10:43 pm
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Interested in booking your event? Call their agent Diablo Diabolique at 666-DEV-ILLE. Base rates start at several million dollars for a 45 minute set.
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:
Noticing a convenient opportunity in late-night programming, Hillary Clinton has formed a comedy duo partnership with noted celebrity Bat Boy. Going by the stage name Def Nosferatu Klann, their Hillary-arious yet edgy skit repertoire includes:- Wiccan voodoo call love doll
- Stumbling to the oldies
- A funny thing happened on the way to the abortion clinic
- Ah ain't in no ways tired . . . and I lahk okra 'n' chitlins too!
- Who's on first . . . Vince Foster or Seth Rich?
- Take my husband . . .please!
- Explosive yellow cake recipes
- Roamin' hands and Russian fingers
- Yuri, the Eurasian uranium bag man
- It takes a pillage
- What Happened . . . .to Saul Alinsky
- And Bat Boy's laff-out-loud-funny "I can't get blood out of her neck"!
Musical numbers include:
- "I left My Pancreas In San Francisco"
- "Doe, a deer, a female deer" (Bill Clinton cameo)
- "To Scream The Impossible Scream"
- "How Do You Solve A Problem Like Monica?"
- "What difference at this point does it make" cha-cha-cha dance number
- Duet with Leona Helmsley's ghost: "Ballad Of The 'Little' People"
Interested in booking your event? Call their agent Diablo Diabolique at 666-DEV-ILLE. Base rates start at several million dollars for a 45 minute set.