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Anthony Weiner to report to prison on Monday



The People's Hero and loyal Party "Member" Carlos Danger, reports as booty for duty to the Federal slammer at Devens Massachusetts. He'll be slipping in the back door (a phrase he will become more familiar with) Monday morning.

As a former congressman, he is entitled to some upgrades, so his newly renovated shower room will have powdered soap dispensers (rumor has it that powder is more difficult to pick up) and special "handicap" grab bars installed at ankle height.

Inmates at the facility have been lining up for the first "crack" at their new comrade.

I guess Carlos Danger will be sharing the shower stalls with the Boston Marathon bomber and some other interesting characters.


Inside Devens Prison: New Home for Dzhokhar Tsarnaev

Tsarnaev will be in diverse company: other inmates at Devens include Raj Rajaratnam, the former hedge-fund titan convicted of running an insider-trading scheme; Frank Locascio, a former boss of the Gambino crime family in New York; Roger Stockham, who plotted to bomb the Islamic Center of America in Michigan; and Sabri Benkahla, a former member of the Virginia jihad network.

There are culinary arts, chess, bridge, music, and art classes on offer.

... and Wiener Weiner Waltz gains quite a new, ahem, meaning.

Prison personnel who booked and patted down Anthony Weiner undergo necessary disinfection.

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Scrubbing the old Wiener.