Mattel announces Ibtihaj Muhammad doll, the first Barbie to wear a hijab

Say, Kids! Tired of all that pale skin, long legs, blue eyes, blonde hair and massive boobs an unnecessarily disproportionate bust size? Allah is too! Make your family proud, restore honor and take your old Barbie Dolls to the backyard and stone them as the infidel harlots they are!

Ask Mom to have a male relative drive you to the nearest toy-souk right away and get the new Ibtihaj Muhammad action figure, complete with the first-ever Mattel Hijab!

She's absolutely beautiful, but nobody will ever know, as she covers herself as the book prescribes, and is pure as the driven sands snow (at least until Uncle Faisal comes to visit again).

Olympic fencer Ibtihaj Muhammad is quite a doll – literally. She's thrilled to have inspired a Barbie in her likeness, and especially proud that the doll will be the first Barbie to wear a hijab. “This is a childhood dream come true,” she posted. The doll is part of the “She-ro” line.

“We are so excited to honor Ibtihaj Muhammad with a one-of-a-kind Barbie doll!” Mattel posted. “Ibtihaj continues to inspire women and girls everywhere to break boundaries.”

At only 67% of the value cost of a G.I Joe, it's so affordable that girls can have one, and boys can each have up to four if they beat treat them equally!


Credit where it is redistributed from: the first prototypes came out in November of 2009. Read the reviews here:

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And here's something for everyone during the approaching multifaith holiday season.

Wow! Was it possibly our Kubic promotion of Ibtihaj M. (of Aug. 2016) that did the trick?

And, huh, Mattel Pajama Boys must be enthralled, no?

The masses respond on Facebook:

Sharia Barbie is selling GREAT!!

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Finally. Do they come in packages of four dolls and as young as six years old? My Muhammad Ken doll needs some wives.

Four from the same place? The same family? This will require many goats. Yes indeed, very many goats...

Playsets for girls? But, there is no fun in Islam! Well, I guess it would be ok only if they can serve the purpose of our male dominated, misogynistic cultureAllah. I image these play toys can possibly teach them to be good little Mooslims:

Comrades, life imitates the People's Cube.

USA Today: Hijab Barbie: Perfect Christmas gift for non-Muslim parents who want to stick it to Trump