The People's Cube - Political Satire

**12/9/2017, 3:40 pm**

Lindsey Vonn has boldly stated that she will not be representing President Trump at the Olympics.

Now, her prediction seems to be coming true.

Lindsey Vonn's road to her final Olympics has encountered some trouble.

The outspoken American skier was treated for a back injury after completing her World Cup Super-G race in St. Moritz, Switzerland on Saturday. Vonn went to the ground after crossing the finish line and observers said she was experiencing extreme pain. She was treated in a nearby house and later limped to a car without speaking to reporters.

Be careful what you wish for.

**12/9/2017, 3:44 pm**

In other news, her fashion line with Under Armour is in trouble - her anti-Trump screeching has gotten under the skin of many who are now boycotting Under Armour.

The stock has been sliding and now this.

Under Armour's stock has gone from over $44.00 to just over $10.00 in no time at all. Now, looking at their P/E ratio compared to industry peers, their stock should be around $7.00.

Compare Under Armour's Stock with its peers

**12/9/2017, 4:51 pm**

**12/9/2017, 8:30 pm**

It's time to make a GIF animation about Trump sending a golf ball at Lindsey while she skies.

**12/9/2017, 9:13 pm**

That cracks me up every time I see it. Nothing like good old slapstick humor.

**12/9/2017, 11:03 pm**

Lindsey vonn Moron:
Enjoy!

**12/10/2017, 12:51 am**

Responses to our Tweet of this story include:

- There is no doubt that Karma voted for Donald Trump!

- Yikes. The Trump Curse is very, very real.

And our friend on Twitter already stitched together this video:

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Had a suggestion and here it is! Poor <a href="https://twitter.com/lindseyvonn?ref_src ... seyvonn</a> is getting brutalized today.....<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/notmyskier? ... myskier</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/redbull?ref_src=tws ... redbull</a> .....<br>I call this one "Trump Effect"...<a href="https://twitter.com/ThePeoplesCube?ref_ ... lesCube</a> thanks for the suggestion! <a href="https://t.co/jRyuBF9hhY">pic.twitter.co ... </p>— Sol (@solentgreenis) <a href=" 10, 2017</a></blockquote>
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**12/10/2017, 1:59 am**

Lindsey vonn Stupid gets cast in the movies!

**12/10/2017, 1:02 pm**

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Comrade Red Square always inspires us to create great things for the proletariats' viewing pleasure.

We salute you Comrade!

**12/10/2017, 1:09 pm**

You are now entering the Trump Zone.

**12/10/2017, 3:53 pm**

The liberals are wringing their hands and clutching pearls.

They now call it 'The Trump Curse'. Do not defy our God Emperor.

President Trump continues to hand the MSM exploding cigars, they continue to fall for it and light up every time. He bypasses the fake news media and uses Twitter like a laser pointer at a media composed of scrambling, confused cats.

Now the Trump Curse delivers delicious Karma after Karma with a sweet Schadenfreude topping...

What a timeline!

**12/10/2017, 4:36 pm**

"You'd better watch out or someone may just whack a golf ball at you, too."
Glinda, the good witch of the North

**12/10/2017, 4:47 pm**

Like pilots who don't get captured, Trump prefers skiers who can get all the way down the hill uninjured...

**12/10/2017, 5:45 pm**

JACKASS: LYNDSEY vonn STUPID TO TEST THE BORDER WALL!

**12/11/2017, 12:26 am**

**12/11/2017, 3:41 am**

Lindsey vonn Stupid: no movie for you!

**12/11/2017, 3:38 pm**

She'll be too busy feeling the cool air on her brains.

The People's Cube - Political Satire

Lindsey Vonn Will Not Represent Trump at Olympics