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Donald Trump tweeted how New Years 2017/2018 could be the coldest on record


Well Sen. Elizabeth Warren of Massachusetts responded to President Donald Trump's Thursday tweet, in which he questioned the concept of global warming, by announcing that she ‘believes in science...'
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... only to be questioned relentlessly on how exactly her scientific belief applies to issues like abortion or her supposed Native American ancestry.


Exceptions such as genders


GOP U.S. Senate candidate V.A. Shiva Ayyadurai sent Warren a fully paid DNA test kit from 23&Me through Amazon last week to see if she is willing to back up her claims of Native American heritage.


When Warren did not accept Ayyadurai's gift, Ayyadurai posted a receipt on Twitter of his refunded purchase and wrote that he was “deeply saddened” the progressive Massachusetts senator did not accept his “thoughtful birthday gift.”


Is Senator Warren gearing up for a 2020 Presidential Run?

But wait...haven't Cube scientists proved that science only reinforces whiteness and patriarchy?

Runs With Gums Flapping says she believes in science? I think we all do but unfortunately deeply flawed predictive computer climate models are not “science”. Every catastrophic alarmist prediction made by these models has been wrong.

I must commend Commissarka Warren for her Native Wisdom.

And her belief in Science. Because OUR Science, the only True Science, really does require Belief. When all the facts, all the experiments, all the data don't support one's Science, then Belief is all we have left.

We have the Best Science, don't we?

That's like saying, "I believe in philosophy" or "I believe in math."

As over-all disciplines YOUR BELIEF IS NOT REQUIRED, airhead.

Next!!!

I believe I'll have another beer.

Papa Kalashnikook wrote:Every catastrophic alarmist prediction made by these models has been wrong.

As they say on TV, past performance is no guarantee of future results. All you need to convince me is a prediction made by one of your climate models that is independently verified as actually happening, preferably by more than one researcher.

- SK

Chief Designer wrote:

Papa Kalashnikook wrote:Every catastrophic alarmist prediction made by these models has been wrong.

As they say on TV, past performance is no guarantee of future results. All you need to convince me is a prediction made by one of your climate models that is independently verified as actually happening, preferably by more than one researcher.

- SK

Yes! Why we just can't decide on the ideal Earth mean temperature, set the damn thermostat and leave it alone is beyond me. All this hot/cold hot/cold is tiresome. Perhaps Fretting Bull could get some of those scientists on this ASAP? Meanwhile, we're freezing our asses off.

Marxist science teaches that human mind is a social construct, and everything you know, feel, and believe is acquired by conditioning. There is no such thing as immutable human nature.

If you can refuse to accept the assigned gender, you surely can refuse to accept your assigned race, age, species, planet, or historical period.

If you object to that, you are also part of Trump's War on Science!

Fauxchahontas's brethren washed up solid as an ice cube in a fake diet coke in fond remembrance of global warming.

It is so cold in the United States right now that sharks are dying and turtles are cold-stunned

Have to wonder why they didn't move to warmer climes. Like Florida.

I want to believe in science but it's so hard to do now that Hillary lost. If only Hillary had won we'd still have science.

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"When I say "The People," I mean socialism. When I say "Government," I mean socialism. When i say "Democracy," I mean socialism.

And when I say "Science," I mean socialism."

Down with "science"! We are transcending the bourgeoisie's and White-dominated concept into the domain of non-falsifiable -- and therefor irrefutable -- Current Truth!

We may still be calling it "science", but only for the duration of the transitional period -- to allow the slower comrades to catch up.

mi wrote:....- to allow the slower comrades to catch up.

They're not slow.
They're special.

PROG-LOGIC 101:

PROG: If I believe in science and you're against me, that means you're anti-science.

NON-PROG: Science is objective, your belief in it is not required.

PROG: See? You're a non-believer! Everybody - science denier here! Punch a Nazi! Punch a Nazi! Take that, you Nazi scum!

NON-PROG: Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!

44 says it's over, well dammit, it's over. I say lets fire all the scientists and give them useful jobs like shining shoes for government officials. Or maybe as greeters at Wal Mart or some other kind of useful shit and we can spend money on something else like propping up banks and statue removals.

Dead Poet wrote:Fauxchahontas's brethren washed up solid as an ice cube in a fake diet coke in fond remembrance of global warming.

It is so cold in the United States right now that sharks are dying and turtles are cold-stunned

Have to wonder why they didn't move to warmer climes. Like Florida.

Global warming has become so severe that even Florida is not safe! Tallahassee got an inch of snow, and in Miami, yes, Miami, frozen iguanas are falling from the trees. Worst of all, The People's Cube has frozen.

Frozen iguanas falling from trees during cold snap in Florida